SVEN BONES - SHSL ANARCHIST
" I'M SICK TO DEATH OF SWALLOWING EVERY SINGLE THING I'M FED "
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"Oh?"
Sven paused in his idle search just in time to see Norio walk over to and knock down a pile of boxes, scattering miscellaneous contents everywhere with loud, reckless clatter. For a short while, the anarchist simply stared at the mess his partner had made... but it was a mere few seconds before his blank gaze traveled upwards, towards the camera, momentarily considering the silent, ever-watchful eye of authority peering down at the lot of this before...
"Sounds fun."
An epic mischievousness instilled in him, Sven stood up and turned towards his partner with a wicked smirk.
"But why limit our search to boxes...?"
Said smirk morphed into a shit-eating grin as Sven reached out a hand and plucked a bottle of turpentine off the closest shelf. Swishing the clear liquid around with unquestionable mirth, Sven was quick to uncap the bottle, turn it over in his hands and empty the foul-smelling liquid all over the cardboard boxes Norio had scattered about the ground. The liquid glugged as it cascaded and splattered heavily across the floor until thoroughly emptied. Chuckling lightly at this, Sven tossed the bottle aside...
And in the vigor of the moment, quite suddenly turned, ramming his foot
hard into a nearby pile of boxes, the cardboard crumpling under the force of his kick as the pile dropped and more things scattered upon the ground. Lovely.
Sven, his gaze stark with the fiery desire to
destroy, was quite happy to move on to the next thing when a voice at the door caught his attention. Glancing over at the girl standing there, who seemed curious as to what they were up to, it was clear Sven had absolutely no intention of covering up what they were doing despite her presence.
"Oh, you know."
Snatching two bottles of some sort of cleaning powder from the nearest surface, Sven bit the tabs on either lid and ripped the caps off with his teeth. He then proceeded to hold both bottles out, bottoms inverted, and let billows and billows of soapy powder scatter everywhere, covering a good portion of the storage-room floor in white detergent. Dropping these bottles and spitting out the caps, Sven immediately reached for the next box of goodies to ravage, his tone of voice as casual as ever.
"Just searching for evidence like we're supposed to."