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Yun Lee
Guest
After what might have felt like forever to the audience- or did, at the very least, to Winter -, Mabel finally returned to the stage, looking cheerful and boisterous as ever. "Alllllll right everyone, let's get this show on the road! Jeez, Winter, how come you didn't go on without me? Looks like you kept everyone waiting!"
Oh hell no. Absolutely seething, Winter prepared to go off at the younger woman, looking as though she should've had an anime burst vein hovering over her. Unfortunately, we didn't have the budget to include that in our special effects for this award show. "I--"
"Hahaha, I'm joking!" Mabel interrupted, cheerfully and playfully punching Winter in the arm, much to the latter's disgust. "But really, let's get back to it! I can't wait to see who won what, haha!" she cheered, laughing all the while as she flicked through the awards in her hands. "Alright, first up is.... Best Character! ...Ooh, this'll be fun to see," she hummed, biting her lip to suppress her excited smile as she read off the nominations.
Aran Ryan
Lon'qu
Mabel Pines
Max Caulfield
"....Max?" Mabel paused on the last one, looking solemn all of a sudden. "...I remember her. She... S-she was....---" Pausing to try to regain her composure, Mabel shook her head and forced on a shaky smile. "H-haha, right, right... U-uh, the winner of this one is...-- .....AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
Suddenly squealing with happiness at eardrum-breaking volumes, Mabel seemed unable to read off the answer, forcing a teeth-gritting, agitated, now near-deaf Winter to step in. She tried to announce the winner, but unfortunately, with the squealing, it was impossible to hear. So, she was forced to speak louder. "--As my counterpart was saying, the winner- or winners, in this particular case -are Aran Ryan and Mabel Pines!" she shouted to be heard, relieved when after a few minutes Mabel seemed to manage to calm herself.
Honestly I am soooo happy Aran won this because he was such a fucking riot to read, holy shit @Yun Lee . I admittedly don't really know Punch-Out!!!, so I can't really comment on how IC he was, but if he's supposed to be a lovable, hilarious, comedic asshole? You damn well nailed it. Plus,10/10 needed more redhead squad, and was best dream.
As for Mabel, gotta say I was really surprised to have had this be a tie. I didn't feel I did quite as well with her as I would have liked, but I can't express my gratitude for the votes for her or how much it means to me that you all liked her so much aghhhhhh ;_;
"Now, then, if you're done with that unholy screeching--"
"Yeah, I'm good, I'm good," Mabel assured, giggling it off. "Ahaha, alright, alright, next up is... Best Traitor? ....Why would they even make an award like that?"
"Perhaps because 'they' are sadistic psychopaths who enjoy the sight of suffering?"
"..I guess."
Gilgamesh
Hatchin/Michiko
Hideo/Wiruko
Roman Torchwick
"And the winner is... Roman Torchwick! Wow. He sure is popular, huh?"
"...I'll be confiscating all of the awards made out to him and sending them to the Atlesian Prison's hold for the prisoners' belongings."
Is anyone surprised? Fo realsies? Once again, you completely blew it out of the water with your Roman performance, @Ringmaster, so props to you on another damn well deserved award!
"Well, I guess that means next is... Best Traitor Kill?! What's wrong with these people?!?!"
Lincoln
Max Caulfield
Saber
Samurai Jack
"....Ugh. I guess the winner is Saber...."
"I hope those traitor awards are ove--" Pausing, Mabel groaned as her eyes flicked over the title of the next award in her hands. "Oh, come on! Best Death?"
Bill Cipher
Molly
Roman Torchwick
Tracer
"...Bill Cipher. I... I mean.... I guess I could see why he won? I'm certainly glad he's gone..."
Ugh you have no idea how jealous I am of your innate ability to completely nail every single character you play on the head, @Ringmaster . Lend it to me sometime, please, yeah? Your Bill Cipher was grand, and just as enjoyable as your Roman and, well, every character you play.
"...Can they stop with the death awards already?! This is serious! Ughhhh!" Mabel exclaimed with frustration, suddenly dropping the remaining awards in favor of tugging on her long brown hair in distress. Heaving a sigh of frustration, Winter gathered the awards back up- two in number -and cleared her throat.
"Since it appears Miss Pines is currently out of commission... The next award, by title, is Saddest Death. The nominees are as follows."
Dean/Sam
Molly
Saber
Tracer
"By majority vote, it would seem that Dean and Sam are the winners of this title. Congratulations."
Ayyyyyeee, see? You won something after all, @Minerva ! Ya gotta stop being so down on yourself, man. You're a great writer and a better dude, and you gotta start taking it more seriously when people tell ya that 'cause it's true! Just keep working hard and I'm sure you'll win more titles in the future, bud. In the meantime, congrats!
"...Are they done with the death awards yet?" Mabel asked, peering out from behind her hands and sounding akin to a kicked, wounded puppy. Rolling her eyes, Winter managed to utter a reply without sounding too snappy. By some work of magic, anyways. "...Yes, I'm sure you'll be happy to hear. The next award is something much more lighthearted, and... trivial, if you were to inquire my opinion on the matter. This award is--"
"...BEST ROMANCE?! AHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Would you please silence yourself?!" In response, Mabel hurriedly placed her hands over her mouth, seeming to realize what she'd done. "...As I was saying, the nominees are..."
Mabel Gleeful X Roman
Saber X Lon'qu
Samurai Jack X Zinnia
Toothbrush love
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"...Toothbrush.... love?" Winter repeated, furrowing her brows and looking at the paper with obvious distaste. You know what? She didn't want to know. Really, she just wanted to be done with this and move on, at this point. Though, just as she was about to read off the winner, Mabel interjected. "...Wait a second. 'Mabel Gleeful'? ..." A long pause. "....DOES THAT MEAN SHE MARRIED GIDEON?! EWWWWWWWWW, I CAN'T BELIEVE ANOTHER VERSION OF ME WAS INTO HIM--"
"...I believe, from what I've read on this event, that she was of a reality where you and your sibling were in place of Gleeful and Northwest."
"...Ohh. I guess that's a little less creepy. ....Wait, so was that the insane me--"
"Moving on, it appears that there are multiple winners of this title. Hm," Winter mused, not caring that she'd cut Mabel off. "By majority vote- though it resulted in a tie -the winners of this award are Samurai Jack x Zinnia, as well as Mabel Gleeful x Roman. ...I would congratulate all parties, but I have no desire to praise criminals."
Another admittedly surprising tie on my end. Nng makes me so happy you guys actually like my characters and in this case, romances and ahhhhhhhh. Huge thanks to @Ringmaster on this one though because he's the one that actually suggested the ship and we spent so much time talking headcanons and all kinds of stuff and all.
More importantly tho, congratulations to @Klutzy Ninja Kitty and @The Myrmidon! Jack and Zinnia were soooo cute and so much fun to read, and really not a pairing people would think to expect, huh? Granted, are any murder ships something normal people would expect? Probably not. Regardless, it was too cute and it was cool you had two games to build it up.
Also, obligatory thanks for not voting 'toothbrush love' @ all
"...And that concludes the awards for the Welcome to the Falls category. Thank you for your patience and congratulations to all winners.... excluding Roman. Feel free to claim your awards as is convenient."
Zim ran up there and stole all the awards before anyone else could grab them.
"ZIM DESERVES ALL OF THESE AWARDS!!! ALL OF THEM!!!" He yelled before looking to Winter and Mabel. "You two filthy human trash pandas lie out your even filthier worm mouths! I am the one true winner of these awards!! ME!!!"
@Midnight Maiden @nobody
Just on the verge of passing out, Aran lifted his head up as he heard his name. What? He won an award?! His bottle of Jack Daniels in hand, the boxer stumbled to the stage to accept hisaward...
...only to find some weird green freak had intervened.
Now, Hideo had made the mistake of angering a drunk Irishman. But Zim? He had angered a VERY drunk Irishman. Without a moment of hesistation, Aran smashed his bottle on the ground and pointed it at Zim.
"You know who I am?! I'm ARAN FUCKING RYAN!!! CHAMPION OF MANOUTAURS!! FINDER OF TRAITORS!! KING OF GRAVITY FALLS!!!!!! Gimmw my award, or I slice you up like Christmas ham!!!!"
@thatguyinthestore...only to find some weird green freak had intervened.
Now, Hideo had made the mistake of angering a drunk Irishman. But Zim? He had angered a VERY drunk Irishman. Without a moment of hesistation, Aran smashed his bottle on the ground and pointed it at Zim.
"You know who I am?! I'm ARAN FUCKING RYAN!!! CHAMPION OF MANOUTAURS!! FINDER OF TRAITORS!! KING OF GRAVITY FALLS!!!!!! Gimmw my award, or I slice you up like Christmas ham!!!!"