*slams hands down on the table*
NO, MILEY CYRUS. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS.
Before I saw this, I didn't care what you did. You wanna turn yourself into one of the internet's most overused jokes? Fine by me. It isn't too difficult to avoid your music. I can just pay it no mind and let you be pathetic. Doesn't bother me one bit.
But that's when it's all contained within just you and your own shitty music.
There are certain things I don't want to have to associate with you, Miley.
THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU'RE JUST NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH! (NSFW in some bits)
And it would've been bad enough if it was just a shitty cover. But you can't just sample John Lennon's voice and then GARBLE IT UP UNTIL IT'S GRATING AND BARELY RECOGNIZABLE. You almost could've let this song be decent if you kept that bit alone. But no. Can't have that.
Just can't!
And holy shit you probably think you're so fucking clever just cuz of the fucking insects in this video, don't you?
LIKE, GET IT? CUZ THEY'RE, THEY'RE...! YEAH. WE GET IT MILEY. IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING CLEVER.
And holy shit I sure hope all the commenters saying this is an improvement for her are just joking. Because the thought that so many of them might not realize that this is A) a cover of a much better song that she B) only managed to butcher beyond belief... it's just... AUGH!!
KEEP YOUR SHITTY MUSIC TO YOURSELF, MILEY.
DON'T EVEN TOUCH THIS KIND OF STUFF. NOT COOL.