Alright, so I figure I'll answer all the questions in one post... because I hardly if ever post. So! Hope first!
#1: When you're looking for the mayo (or other refrigerated condiment) do you never move anything out of the way to see if it's behind something?
#2: Why do you insist were the prettiest first thing in the morning with our hair destroyed and possibly makeup everywhere?
#3: Why the fascination with poop?
#4: Are fart jokes really that funny?
Do guys REALLY want you to be blunt with them? I've been told a lot of misconception takes place because the women take into account feelings, so we say things indirectly. But guys easily get confused by that. I've also been told to take what guys say literally. Women tend to read into what they say for a deeper meaning, but usually they are saying exactly and literally what they mean.
#1: We trust our instincts on where everything is.
#2: Seeing the person you care about, at their most natural always wins against made up beauty.
#3: Mr. Hanky
#4: All in context.
Extra Question 1!
Yes, for the love of god. Just tell it to me straight, I cannot read your mind. Why would you tell someone that "nothing" is wrong, when there is clearly something wrong.
Beatrix!
Another question for guys: What's the fascination with other guys' penii and dick jokes?
It's mostly a competition thing, we want to know that we have the biggest of them all. And the jokes... well. Sometimes our penii like to think by themselves, so the dick jokes can be referring to the penis that just decides to follow it's own rules like an idiot. Such as having a random boner in the middle of the class, bang dick joke.
Mid!
Do you prefer...bacon or breasts?
Does it matter what kind if underwear she's wearing before you get lucky?
What's your ideal kind of first date?
Do you guys actually like to talk feelings?
What about cuddling after sex?
What's the thing with men and feet?!.
1: Bacon doesn't talk back.
2: No, not really. However, I do know if they were wearing matching underwear, they were expecting someone to see them...
3: Movie, dinner, bar, home.
4: Only to our bartender and closest bros.
5: Depends, I like it.
6: Explain?
More MID!
Who would you rather in the bed to sleep with (just sleeping, pervs): your woman or your dog?
BBQ sauce or ketchup on your meat?
Mayo on your burgers...and why?
Mayo on your egg sandwich... And why?
Do you play with your snot?
How does it feel to be able to legally walk around without a shirt on?
Who is your dream celebrity woman?
Favorite form of transportation?
Would you travel the world or just stay home in your underwear?
Favorite kind if beer?
Beards and mustaches or not?
Do you do weird stuff with your 'stache like...lick them?
Weird habit no one knows?
Would you ever wear woman's underwear? For the lols or frsrs?
1: I honestly like the dogs and a woman in bed. It gets cuddly.
2: BBQ if I have it
3: Depends on the burger. It could be good.
4: Same as 3.
5: Yes.
6: It feels cold. Very cold.
7: Christina Hendricks
8: Subway or bike
9: Stay in my underwear.
10: Stella
11: I got a full beard mustache combo... To be honest, I'm just lazy and don't feel like shaving.
12: ...Yes. >__>
13: See what my mr.handy can grip.
14: No. I honestly have no desire to.