Murder Series Award Show III [Non-Canon]

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"GAAAAH!" Zim yelped as he was kicked in the side by the oddly strong little girl. He stayed on the ground and wailed in pain as his eyes began to water from the pain, for now at least. Meanwhile there was still Gir who was still on his head. He began to spin around when he finally saw the concession stand out of his cute little blue eyes. Grinning widely behind the dog costume, Gir stood up and ran over to the food like a kid hyped up on sugar. When he got over there Gir mistook Grim for some type of cashier or something, to which Gir looked up at him and smiled.

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"I'll have some tacos, and some burritos, and some waffles, and some pizza, and some hotdogs, and some pancakes, and some-" The list continued on for a while as Gir named all types of different food, snacks, candies, and even drinks.

@Archmage Jeremiah

Hunched over in his seat, Grim munched on his consolation churro with a silent frown, and in his brooding anger, didn't immediately notice the misplaced attention. Blinking at Gir, Grim raised a quizzical brow and raised a bony index finger to issue a rebuttal, "I-...wh-...I'm not-..." he stuttered instead, raising his voice again and again only for Gir to cut him off each time.

"Awww, is the bug-eyed mutt making you stutter? Should I talk to him for you, Grim?" mocked Mandy.

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"What's it gonna take ta make ya shut up?!" Grim finally burst. Giving Gir a dirty glare, he thrust his churro forward, and appeared to be on the verge of squishing the tasty treat in his trembling fist out of pure frustration, "Here! Take my stinkin' churro if you're dat hungry!"

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Waiiiit a minute. He knew him.

....He grinned, looking over his shoulder at the huntsman as he spoke.

"Didn't expect to see Ozpin's go-fer at this little shindig." Melodic Cudgel twirled idly in one hand as he added.

"If you're looking for a free drink, not gonna happen. Get sloshed with your own lien."
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"Yeah, some place halfway across reality from home was the last place I figured I'd find one of Cinder's little toy soldiers, but looks like today's gonna be full of surprises. Like a petty crook telling someone to buy a drink with their own money. As if you've ever earned a honest lien in your life. No, see, what's actually gonna happen is you're gonna turn around, walk away and go back to a nice, cozy cell. Probably one of Jimmy's."

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Hacthin watched as Qrow approached Roman suddenly, coming to the conclusion that the tophat wearing man had done something illegal to earn such a response.
Where do we even begin?
"Yeah, some place halfway across reality from home was the last place I figured I'd find one of Cinder's little toy soldiers, but looks like today's gonna be full of surprises. Like a petty crook telling someone to buy a drink with their own money. As if you've ever earned a honest lien in your life. No, see, what's actually gonna happen is you're gonna turn around, walk away and go back to a nice, cozy cell. Probably one of Jimmy's."
"Now that actually hurt my feelings." He drawled, putting out his cigar as he turned in his stool to look the hunter in the eye.

"Only person dictating what I do is me now. I've had a bellyfull of this 'world domination' crap. And that's where your wrong, my plucked looking friend."

His grin was positively wicked as he spoke.

"Honestly earned, every cent- My little casino has taken off wonderfully, though I can't take all the credit."

He craned his head backwards to the bar to smirk upside down at the bartender.

"-Now can I?"


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As if Ilona wasn't in enough of a tizzy already, Mason ended up injured after the first batch of awards was presented. She wouldn't notice at first, however, as she was entirely wrapped up in her reunion with Ryan. Much like she had been distracted from Ryan by Shiki, now she found herself distracted from Mason by Ryan. At this point, Ilona had so many friends around her she wasn't sure who she should focus her attention on.

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"No, no, you weren't interrupting anything. Like yourself, Sir Shiki is... um... also someone special to me whom I haven't seen for some time, but I'm most definitely happy to see you too. I don't wish for you to feel even for a second that you aren't worth my time. I just-- I can't believe it's really you." Looking up and down her friend once more, Ilona would continue smiling. "You appear so much older and taller yourself."

Ilona paused before adding, "I've dreamt of this moment for years. I dreamed of seeing you again, catching up, exchanging stories about our lives, talking about boys, shopping together, and doing the fun things friends do together..."

The things I've never been able to do with Ryan. The things I've never been able to do with... anyone.

"Admittedly, I could've tried to send you a letter or find you, but I never did. Most often, I try to... pull away from my friends so they may live their lives without me interfering."

I'm different. An aura of malevolence surrounds me that few can understand. I try to stay out of the lives of those who are ordinary if I can.

"For that I am sorry. But after all these years, I hope you've been well and that you're happy. That's all that matters to me. Even if I was never able to--"

Cutting herself of, Ilona would finally realize Mason had been smashed by a podium. The blonde flailed her hands and cried, "Oh no! Sir Mason!" Before she could react too much--other than initially panicking--Ilona would calm herself down and see Ryan move to take care of him.

"Ah, right, Miss Ryan has healing abilities. That's another thing that slipped my mind," she said to herself, letting out a sigh of relief.

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While Ryan helped Mason, she turned to Shiki and smiled sheepishly. "Indeed, a simple thanks would've been best during an ordinary encounter, although, our encounters never are the most normal ones, are they?" she questioned, gently teasing him. Despite the tease, there was truth in her statement. They had met during a Civil War, after all.

Nevertheless, Ilona didn't want him to think she wasn't grateful. She stepped forward and gave the boy a hug (careful to avoid the leech still attached to him). "Thank you for the flowers, Sir Shiki. You look... handsome... and it's nice to see you again. I've missed you." She pulled back, the smile still on her lips "Was that better?"

Replying to his next question, Ilona nodded. "I'm doing well enough. How about yourself? I've learned to better control my abilities since we've last seen one another, so I suppose you could say I've been productive." Gesturing to Anna she would add, "It appears things haven't changed much with you. Still as popular as ever with the ladies, I see. It almost makes me jealous. How long will she cling to you like this, I wonder?"

@Midnight Maiden @Mason Moretti @Verite
"No, no, you're fine, miss. You're fine. The multiverse has a lot of people that look alike. It's like dop.... dop... doppel... something like that. Not quite copies, but people that are similar. I've been on a lot of adventures, so maybe I've met a healer like you before."

Mason smiled when Ryan introduced herself. He shook her hand and pulled himself to his feet. "Aurelia, that's a beautiful name. Sounds like the name of a goddess. I'll be sure to remember it." He summoned a roarous laugh, hoping to comfort Ryan. "You want to know complicated?" asked Mason through a fit of further giggles, "Look at my family tree. See all the crap Moretti's go through."


"Quiet, Stiles," Mason said with a bit of uncharacteristic rudeness to the person who clearly wasn't Stiles. "I mean shush. Please. Insert politeness. I don't have a concussion. What I have is an award. I'd appreciate it of you could help me get it." With full confidence, Mason took a step forward.

Unfortunately for the multiverse's most confident secretary, the force of gravity betrayed him, as did his brain. His feet stumbled over each other and he came tumbling towards the ground. The only thing that kept his face from greeting a new hard surface was Ryan, who was ready to support him. He admitted, "I may have a concussion. I could use some help with that please."

Returning his attention to Ryan, he said, "Thanks for the catch, Aurelia. I might need some help. I don't mean to be a burden though. I'm looking for a friend of mine. She has purple hair and pink eyes. Her name is Cheza. I believe she was invited."

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Meanwhile, Mason's own dop... doppel... doppelganger was laying right next to the door to the space where the event was being held. She appeared to be passed out, and probably could use someone waking her up. Poor Macy, sweet sinnamon toll, needs some help.

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RIP stopping the tears. But at least they seemed to be happy enough ones, even despite her sheepish embarrassment. Laughing slightly, the girl just folder her hands behind her, still sheepishly shuffling her foot. "Oh, I see... Heh, sorry for interrupting, then," she murmured, halfheartedly. "Reece did always tell me I was bad with cues," she admitted, letting out another weak laugh. "But... Thanks! I guess I have grown quite a bit," she added, a bit quieter, before seeming to perk up again. "Oh, and there's something else, too!" she exclaimed, excitedly, smiling as she pointed to her teary eyes. "I'm eighteen now. I've finally been Claimed, you know. It's, ahh... It's Aurelia now," she rambled briefly, before seeming slightly awkward, a shy smile coming to her face. "But, umm... You can still call me Ryan, if you'd like."

...I think I'd like that...

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The thought aside, the matter of her name not really mattering too much to her, Ryan couldn't help but brighten. How could she? For the first time in countless years- eight and seven months to be precise -she was finally seeing one of her closest friends again. Besides, nothing had ever managed to keep her down for long. It was as though she were a yo-yo, the moment she went down, staying there only moments before coming right back up. And so she laughed with that brilliant smile, shaking her head. "I can't believe it, either...! It's like both of us being here was fate," she spoke, heartily. "I've missed you so much, you have no idea... I've been looking for a way to find you again. I increased my studies, read through all the books in my Uncle Macon's study, but I couldn't figure it out," she spoke, almost sadly. "...But here you are! I really can't believe it!"

But something threw her off, making her give pause. "...Huh?" she muttered, blinking owlishly as Ilona said she could've looked for her. "Lona..." she started softly, reaching to gently place her hands on the girl's shoulders with a tender smile. "You don't have to worry. I don't want to live without you interfering. It isn't interfering if you enjoy it. And if it were, I'd be happy to have you interfering every day. I'm just...-- I'm just happy I can finally see you again."

Even though Mason's condition pulled her away right after. : |

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Still smiling brightly, Ryan let out a small laugh at Mason's tripping over his words, deciding to offer assistance. "Doppelgangers?" she asked, cheerfully. "And maybe you're right.. Even so, it's good to meet you," she assured, pleasantly. "Though, I'm sorry it's under such circumstances. But don't worry, the pain should go away soon... And if it doesn't, just let me know." With that said, she more than happily helped pull him to his feet, staying especially close in case his body gave out again. She didn't need him falling at all. But what she didn't expect was his next words, leading her eyes to widen and her expression to shift to that of surprise before being replaced by a shy, embarrassed smile, green eyes briefly looking to the floor. "A-ahh, thank you..." she murmured. "Mason's a lovely name, too."

Compliments aside, she did tilt her head at his family comment. "Wow, really?" she replied with interest. "I'm sorry to hear that..." she added, sincerely, looking sympathetic. "I can relate. We... Had a curse on our family, up 'til I was thirteen. A lot of bad things happened, so... I understand. To some extent, anyways. Obviously you can't really understand if you don't go through the exact same thing," she rambled unknowingly, idly tucking a strand of blonde hair behind her ear. Of course, as she went on, she at first failed to notice Mason trying to move, but stepped in just in time to catch him as he took a step... And failed. "W-woah, c-careful...!" she exclaimed, hurriedly catching his form and steadying him with an eventual relieved breath. Phew, that was close...

"Ah, right," Ryan replied as Mason said he may need some help, her hands slowly moving away from where she'd steadied him. Taking another deep breath, she looked at him with more serious eyes. "Just... Stay still, alright? This won't hurt at all. I promise," she assured, sincerely. With that, carefully, she moved to place her fingertips against his forehead, her eyes closing with practiced focus as she did so. For a long few moments she remained like this, healing energy flowing through her and into Mason, treating his injury. "...There. Is that better?.." she asked, worriedly. "And don't worry, I'd be happy to help you find your friend."

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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, no. As soon as the huntsman finished his glass with a long, pronounced gulp...he was gone from his seat before most could even blink. In the next moment? Right behind Torchwick, one hand grasping the petty crook's shoulder. "Ya lost, Roman? Pretty sure there's no cells around here." His voice growled low. Christ and I thought the most I'd have to worry about was kids not learning to shut their damn mouths and cramping my style.

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Waiiiit a minute. He knew him.

....He grinned, looking over his shoulder at the huntsman as he spoke.

"Didn't expect to see Ozpin's go-fer at this little shindig." Melodic Cudgel twirled idly in one hand as he added.

"If you're looking for a free drink, not gonna happen. Get sloshed with your own lien."
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Zim eventually recovered from being hit in the side by Mandy, only to find two pathetic humans arguing. This got on Zim's nerves for whatever reason.

"SILENCE!!!!!" He yelled at the top of his tiny Irken lungs. "You filthy human pig smellies do more and more to irk me every day. I am Zim, and I will not listen to your insufferable ramblings any longer!!" He yelled as he shook his fist in the air like a cranky old man.

@C.T. @Ringmaster

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Gir on the other hand began jumping up and down at the sight of one of his favorite snack: churros!

"OOOH!! Churros!" The tiny robot yelled with a wide ass grin. Without a second thought, Gir would jump up and bite the churro...

along with Grim's entire hand. Not only did Gir bite the reaper's hand, but it appeared that the pesky little booger wouldn't stop biting down into the skeletal hand, sinking his metallic teeth down into Grim's hand along with the entire churro as well. And he remained there, just biting down into his hand and not letting go no matter what.

@Archmage Jeremiah
 
"Yeah, some place halfway across reality from home was the last place I figured I'd find one of Cinder's little toy soldiers, but looks like today's gonna be full of surprises. Like a petty crook telling someone to buy a drink with their own money. As if you've ever earned a honest lien in your life. No, see, what's actually gonna happen is you're gonna turn around, walk away and go back to a nice, cozy cell. Probably one of Jimmy's."

@Ringmaster @Midnight Maiden @Otto @thatguyinthestore @Takumi @LuckycoolHawk9
Where do we even begin?

"Now that actually hurt my feelings." He drawled, putting out his cigar as he turned in his stool to look the hunter in the eye.

"Only person dictating what I do is me now. I've had a bellyfull of this 'world domination' crap. And that's where your wrong, my plucked looking friend."

His grin was positively wicked as he spoke.

"Honestly earned, every cent- My little casino has taken off wonderfully, though I can't take all the credit."

He craned his head backwards to the bar to smirk upside down at the bartender.

"-Now can I?"


@Bar peeps @Midnight Maiden @Otto @C.T. @thatguyinthestore @Takumi @LuckycoolHawk9
Zim eventually recovered from being hit in the side by Mandy, only to find two pathetic humans arguing. This got on Zim's nerves for whatever reason.

"SILENCE!!!!!" He yelled at the top of his tiny Irken lungs. "You filthy human pig smellies do more and more to irk me every day. I am Zim, and I will not listen to your insufferable ramblings any longer!!" He yelled as he shook his fist in the air like a cranky old man.

@C.T. @Ringmaster

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Gir on the other hand began jumping up and down at the sight of one of his favorite snack: churros!

"OOOH!! Churros!" The tiny robot yelled with a wide ass grin. Without a second thought, Gir would jump up and bite the churro...

along with Grim's entire hand. Not only did Gir bite the reaper's hand, but it appeared that the pesky little booger wouldn't stop biting down into the skeletal hand, sinking his metallic teeth down into Grim's hand along with the entire churro as well. And he remained there, just biting down into his hand and not letting go no matter what.

@Archmage Jeremiah
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Surprisingly, Mabel actually regarded the scene beginning to occur with apparent amusement as she hopped off of her perch on the bar counter, serving the drink up without a word. After which, she finally spoke quite simply, not acknowledging Roman's question with anything but a sly smirk. Her only statement on the matter, as she hopped back up onto the bar, was rather bland.

"Please do refrain from making a mess, loves."

Looked like she wasn't going to intervene unless a fight actually broke out. Trollololol.

@C.T. @Ringmaster @Takumi @Otto @LuckycoolHawk9 @thatguyinthestore
 
Where do we even begin?

"Now that actually hurt my feelings." He drawled, putting out his cigar as he turned in his stool to look the hunter in the eye.

"Only person dictating what I do is me now. I've had a bellyfull of this 'world domination' crap. And that's where your wrong, my plucked looking friend."

His grin was positively wicked as he spoke.

"Honestly earned, every cent- My little casino has taken off wonderfully, though I can't take all the credit."

He craned his head backwards to the bar to smirk upside down at the bartender.

"-Now can I?"


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"You taking the reins for yourself and deciding to run a casino doesn't excuse you of your past, Roman." Qrow retorted, his gaze staying steady on the ginger even as he reached for Torchwick's ordered drink and passed it over to the little yelling guy(Zim, apparently) trying to butt in. "Then here, shorty. This'll drown out all the ramblings fer you."
"Please do refrain from making a mess, loves."
"That depends on him."

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"Easy way or hard way?"

@Ringmaster @Midnight Maiden @Otto @thatguyinthestore @Takumi @LuckycoolHawk9
 
"You taking the reins for yourself and deciding to run a casino doesn't excuse you of your past, Roman." Qrow retorted, his gaze staying steady on the ginger even as he reached for Torchwick's ordered drink and passed it over to the little yelling guy(Zim, apparently) trying to butt in. "Then here, shorty. This'll drown out all the ramblings fer you."

"That depends on him."

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"Easy way or hard way?"

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Zim eyeballed the drink for a few seconds before flat out gagging at the smell alone.

"GAH! I do not want your.... your... your poison in my mouth!" Yelled the short alien before he grabbed the glass and threw it down on the ground. The glass of course shattered upon impact, causing shards of glass and alcohol to go everywhere.

Zim-Zam the spaceman wasn't fucking around >:T

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"You taking the reins for yourself and deciding to run a casino doesn't excuse you of your past, Roman." Qrow retorted, his gaze staying steady on the ginger even as he reached for Torchwick's ordered drink and passed it over to the little yelling guy(Zim, apparently) trying to butt in. "Then here, shorty. This'll drown out all the ramblings fer you."

"That depends on him."

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"Easy way or hard way?"

@Ringmaster @Midnight Maiden @Otto @thatguyinthestore @Takumi @LuckycoolHawk9
Zim eventually recovered from being hit in the side by Mandy, only to find two pathetic humans arguing. This got on Zim's nerves for whatever reason.

"SILENCE!!!!!" He yelled at the top of his tiny Irken lungs. "You filthy human pig smellies do more and more to irk me every day. I am Zim, and I will not listen to your insufferable ramblings any longer!!" He yelled as he shook his fist in the air like a cranky old man.


"Bill him for my drink hun."

He used the cane head to twist Qrows hand off of him as he rose to his feet and blew smoke in his face.

"Few things wrong with that scenario, bird brain. One.... Does this look like Remnant to you? Two- I've got immunity now. Comes with my new fancy-schmancy clean slate, which makes you the criminal, attempting to brow-beat the legit businessman."

There was a mild twitch at the corner of his mouth as he lied through his teeth before smirking as he leaned close and added.

"You got no power here. No one who gives two pins for the old has-been back home. So if you wanna make this easy or rough?"

He spun the cigar he tapped out briefly and relit it, letting the rich smoke fill him as he smirked.

"Up to you. Been a while since I tossed out a drunk on his face."

Zim eyeballed the drink for a few seconds before flat out gagging at the smell alone.

"GAH! I do not want your.... your... your poison in my mouth!" Yelled the short alien before he grabbed the glass and threw it down on the ground. The glass of course shattered upon impact, causing shards of glass and alcohol to go everywhere.

Zim-Zam the spaceman wasn't fucking around >:T
"Don't knock it till you try it, E.T."


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Zim eyeballed the drink for a few seconds before flat out gagging at the smell alone.

"GAH! I do not want your.... your... your poison in my mouth!" Yelled the short alien before he grabbed the glass and threw it down on the ground. The glass of course shattered upon impact, causing shards of glass and alcohol to go everywhere.

Zim-Zam the spaceman wasn't fucking around >:T

@C.T. @Ringmaster @Midnight Maiden @Otto @Takumi @LuckycoolHawk9
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There was a long silence from Mabel as Zim smashed the glass, her eyes almost seeming to glow briefly as she flashed a smile.

"I am not fond of repeating myself, but I will say it once more, in case your incompetent, inferior little mind failed to comprehend... Please refrain from making a mess."
"You taking the reins for yourself and deciding to run a casino doesn't excuse you of your past, Roman." Qrow retorted, his gaze staying steady on the ginger even as he reached for Torchwick's ordered drink and passed it over to the little yelling guy(Zim, apparently) trying to butt in. "Then here, shorty. This'll drown out all the ramblings fer you."

"That depends on him."

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"Easy way or hard way?"

@Ringmaster @Midnight Maiden @Otto @thatguyinthestore @Takumi @LuckycoolHawk9

"Bill him for my drink hun."

He used the cane head to twist Qrows hand off of him as he rose to his feet and blew smoke in his face.

"Few things wrong with that scenario, bird brain. One.... Does this look like Remnant to you? Two- I've got immunity now. Comes with my new fancy-schmancy clean slate, which makes you the criminal, attempting to brow-beat the legit businessman."

There was a mild twitch at the corner of his mouth as he lied through his teeth before smirking as he leaned close and added.

"You got no power here. No one who gives two pins for the old has-been back home. So if you wanna make this easy or rough?"

He spun the cigar he tapped out briefly and relit it, letting the rich smoke fill him as he smirked.

"Up to you. Been a while since I tossed out a drunk on his face."


"Don't knock it till you try it, E.T."


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There was a long silence from Mabel as Zim smashed the glass, her eyes almost seeming to glow briefly as she flashed a smile.

"I am not fond of repeating myself, but I will say it once more, in case your incompetent, inferior little mind failed to comprehend... Please refrain from making a mess."


Zim turned to Mabel and pointed one tiny gloved finger at her.

"Silence!! I will not put up with this any long-" Zim was cut off by his sudden fall on the ground. Once Zim had stood up, he slipped on the mess of alcohol all over the ground, causing him to slip and fall on his face. Zim just began to wail in pain from his fall instead of getting up and walking it off like a real man.

@C.T. @Ringmaster @Midnight Maiden
 
Zim eyeballed the drink for a few seconds before flat out gagging at the smell alone.

"GAH! I do not want your.... your... your poison in my mouth!" Yelled the short alien before he grabbed the glass and threw it down on the ground. The glass of course shattered upon impact, causing shards of glass and alcohol to go everywhere.

Zim-Zam the spaceman wasn't fucking around >:T

@C.T. @Ringmaster @Midnight Maiden @Otto @Takumi @LuckycoolHawk9
"Even your taste in drink gets people revolted. That might just be the worst crime of all."
"Bill him for my drink hun."

He used the cane head to twist Qrows hand off of him as he rose to his feet and blew smoke in his face.

"Few things wrong with that scenario, bird brain. One.... Does this look like Remnant to you? Two- I've got immunity now. Comes with my new fancy-schmancy clean slate, which makes you the criminal, attempting to brow-beat the legit businessman."

There was a mild twitch at the corner of his mouth as he lied through his teeth before smirking as he leaned close and added.

"You got no power here. No one who gives two pins for the old has-been back home. So if you wanna make this easy or rough?"

He spun the cigar he tapped out briefly and relit it, letting the rich smoke fill him as he smirked.

"Up to you. Been a while since I tossed out a drunk on his face."
"Ya think I'm against dragging your sorry butt all the way back to Remnant if I have to? Think again. Hell, I might even enjoy it." The corners of his mouth turned up ever so slightly with the hint of a smile. "And no, you don't got immunity. There's no clean slate big enough for your crimes. You're leaving, one way or another." Qrow's hand curled around the handle of his blade.

"You can try tossing me out, Roman. I'll even give you the first shot, out of fairness. You couldn't even beat my niece's little emo friend. I wouldn't bet on your luck pulling through, not even if I was flat-out hammered drunk."

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"So go on."

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"Heh."

"Ehehehehe.... Hahaha!" Helplessly, Mabel found herself snickering, her laughter actually completely sincere. She wound up having to slap her hand over her mouth to quiet it, struggling briefly to maintain her composure. "Ahh... A-ahh, I apologize. It's merely that, well," briefly, she gestured over her admittedly toothsome figure, slowly, grinning widely. "...Do you truly think someone as pulchritudinous and voluptuous as myself wastes her beauty and boundless talents working her life away in a bar?" she mused, hands moving to her hips from where she sat on the counter. "Now, then..."

Without hesitation, the Gleeful took the cup of juice from Michiko, actually flipping it into the air.... It's contents, miraculously, remaining in it. Not a single drop was lost as the cup landed in her hand, and she took a sip thereafter. Swallowing the drink, she raised a brow at Michiko, still grinning. "See? As I said, I've done nothing foul to the beverages. Otherwise, I certainly wouldn't be imbecilic enough to drink the contents, myself. Consider this an exercise of trust, hm? In fact, if you wish for further proof of my good faith... You lot's drinks are on me. Feel free to take advantage."

With that out of the way, the brunette allowed her brilliant blue eyes to regard Twisted Fate with another, smaller giggle, waving him off. "Oh, do relax. I've already told you. Miss Mabel Gleeful, one half of the of the psychic twins.... With performances certain to blow any man or woman alike's mind," she remarked, once again throwing in a wink to accentuate the words. "As for my 'having fun', I suppose you are merely unfamiliar with the latter term. I apologize, but I can't say my vocabulary is vast enough to explain the concept of fun to one who merely doesn't get it. My most sincere apologies."
At this point, Twisted Fate had enough of Mabel. She was mocking him. Instead of feeding the fire, he chose to opt out of the conversation. This wasn't getting anywhere anytime soon. With an annoyed look on his face, he stood up and walked away, but not before hearing the noise of a glass being shattered.
Zim eyeballed the drink for a few seconds before flat out gagging at the smell alone.
"GAH! I do not want your.... your... your poison in my mouth!" Yelled the short alien before he grabbed the glass and threw it down on the ground. The glass of course shattered upon impact, causing shards of glass and alcohol to go everywhere.
Zim-Zam the spaceman wasn't fucking around >:T
He paused, looked at the mess on the floor, then at the small alien.

"Who let this bug inside?"

"Bill him for my drink hun."
He used the cane head to twist Qrows hand off of him as he rose to his feet and blew smoke in his face.
"Few things wrong with that scenario, bird brain. One.... Does this look like Remnant to you? Two- I've got immunity now. Comes with my new fancy-schmancy clean slate, which makes you the criminal, attempting to brow-beat the legit businessman."
There was a mild twitch at the corner of his mouth as he lied through his teeth before smirking as he leaned close and added.
"You got no power here. No one who gives two pins for the old has-been back home. So if you wanna make this easy or rough?"
He spun the cigar he tapped out briefly and relit it, letting the rich smoke fill him as he smirked.
"Up to you. Been a while since I tossed out a drunk on his face."
"Even your taste in drink gets people revolted. That might just be the worst crime of all."

"Ya think I'm against dragging your sorry butt all the way back to Remnant if I have to? Think again. Hell, I might even enjoy it." The corners of his mouth turned up ever so slightly with the hint of a smile. "And no, you don't got immunity. There's no clean slate big enough for your crimes. You're leaving, one way or another." Qrow's hand curled around the handle of his blade.

"You can try tossing me out, Roman. I'll even give you the first shot, out of fairness. You couldn't even beat my niece's little emo friend. I wouldn't bet on your luck pulling through, not even if I was flat-out hammered drunk."

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"So go on."

The two men that clearly disliked each other were making quite a scene, and as a result, their argument was the next thing that caught T.F's attention.

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"Do y'all mind? We're in a public place for cryin' out loud. If you guys wanna kill each other, do it outside..."

 
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Zim turned to Mabel and pointed one tiny gloved finger at her.

"Silence!! I will not put up with this any long-" Zim was cut off by his sudden fall on the ground. Once Zim had stood up, he slipped on the mess of alcohol all over the ground, causing him to slip and fall on his face. Zim just began to wail in pain from his fall instead of getting up and walking it off like a real man.

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Having totally unintentionally wandered just outside the bar in her explorations, a certain pinkette gasped as Zim fell over, while Mabel merely grinned with amusement at the incident. But the observer seemed more concerned, moving to crouch by the tiny little babu alien with obvious worry.

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"Oh nooooo! Are you okay?" she asked, totally oblivious to the brewing bar fight... and also that more bad stuff would probably happen than help due to her intervention.

Oh well.

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Having totally unintentionally wandered just outside the bar in her explorations, a certain pinkette gasped as Zim fell over, while Mabel merely grinned with amusement at the incident. But the observer seemed more concerned, moving to crouch by the tiny little babu alien with obvious worry.

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"Oh nooooo! Are you okay?" she asked, totally oblivious to the brewing bar fight... and also that more bad stuff would probably happen than help due to her intervention.

Oh well.

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Zim remained on the ground and groaned in pain as some little girl came up to him and asked if he was okay.

"Yes, Zim is fine, thank you!" The alien said before standing up and brushing himself off. Zim placed both of his hands on his hips, before cocking a brow and looking over the girl. "And who might you be, tiny human?" Zim asked. He didn't have a reason to be rude to her... at least not yet.

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"Ok then..." Marco said, rather befuddled by this strange talking television set. He wasn't going to question any further though. He didn't want to be nosy. Instead Marco just sat back and watched the first few awards get presented by some strange cat lady? Cat girl? Whatever it was, Marco didn't exactly know.

When Marco was asked if he was being awarded anything, he wasn't entirely sure if RGB was being sarcastic or not. Marco decided to answer the question anyways just for the sake of keeping their little conversation flowing (and to avoid being rude). "Probably not." Diaz said with a shrug. "Last time I checked I wasn't nominated for anything. Heck, the last time I won something was when I got my red belt for karate. What about you? You think that you won anything?"

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RGB took a moment to take the invite out of his jacket again, looking it over, looking for awards categories. There were none on the paper. He shoved it back into his jacket with a grumble, arms crossing. What a ramshackle show. Although, remembering the equally ramshackle group from the last time he was taken, maybe that was in-character.

"Can't say I anticipate being awarded anything, unless 'best comedian' is a category. Used to make people laugh," Although...The idea of having an award did sound pretty swell. Physical, concrete proof of his worth. Sounded simply lovely. "...Though, if this show does go on for a while, perhaps I will relent and let you watch the telly. Not for long, mind..."

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"Even your taste in drink gets people revolted. That might just be the worst crime of all."

"Ya think I'm against dragging your sorry butt all the way back to Remnant if I have to? Think again. Hell, I might even enjoy it." The corners of his mouth turned up ever so slightly with the hint of a smile. "And no, you don't got immunity. There's no clean slate big enough for your crimes. You're leaving, one way or another." Qrow's hand curled around the handle of his blade.

"You can try tossing me out, Roman. I'll even give you the first shot, out of fairness. You couldn't even beat my niece's little emo friend. I wouldn't bet on your luck pulling through, not even if I was flat-out hammered drunk."

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"So go on."

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The two men that clearly disliked each other were making quite a scene, and as a result, their argument was the next thing that caught T.F's attention.

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"Do y'all mind? We're in a public place for cryin' out loud. If you guys wanna kill each other, do it outside..."
He snorted and turned to the gypsy-looking man.

"Ha! Its what he wants. He already admitted he'd have to drag me to Remnant...Which makes any move of his in my territory."

He then frowned and looked him up and down before smiling.

"Nice hat by the way. And unlike some violent thugs, I'm a bona-fide citizen of the wider world."

A basketball fell from the sky, bouncing briefly before it went still. Casually, Roman continued.

"And would be a shame to mess things up for our bartender." He glanced over the mess and frowned. "...More than it is now."

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He snorted and turned to the gypsy-looking man.

"Ha! Its what he wants. He already admitted he'd have to drag me to Remnant...Which makes any move of his in my territory."

He then frowned and looked him up and down before smiling.

"Nice hat by the way. And unlike some violent thugs, I'm a bona-fide citizen of the wider world."

A basketball fell from the sky, bouncing briefly before it went still. Casually, Roman continued.

"And would be a shame to mess things up for our bartender." He glanced over the mess and frowned. "...More than it is now."

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"You've talked enough." Qrow just finished, reaching out to grab Roman by the collar and drag him as he promised he would, intending to head for the exit with the ginger in tow. As naïve as the other guy was to not expect a bar to have a fight, Qrow for one wasn't up for risking losing any of those bottles to a stray shot. Something he had in common with Roman, apparently.

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Zim turned to Mabel and pointed one tiny gloved finger at her.

"Silence!! I will not put up with this any long-" Zim was cut off by his sudden fall on the ground. Once Zim had stood up, he slipped on the mess of alcohol all over the ground, causing him to slip and fall on his face. Zim just began to wail in pain from his fall instead of getting up and walking it off like a real man.

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At this point, Twisted Fate had enough of Mabel. She was making a fool of him. Instead of feeding the fire, he chose to opt out of the conversation. This wasn't getting anywhere anytime soon. With an annoyed look on his face, he stood up and walked away, but not before hearing the noise of a glass being shattered.

He paused, looked at the mess on the floor, then at the small alien.

"Who let this bug inside?"


The two men that clearly disliked each other were making quite a scene, and as a result, their argument was the next thing that caught T.F's attention.

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"Do y'all mind? We're in a public place for cryin' out loud. If you guys wanna kill each other, do it outside..."


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Michiko snuffed out her cigarette and simply just watched the proceedings.

"Hey, Greenie, you done crying?" she asked.

The sound of glass breaking caused Hatchin to flinch, having froze up momentarily but she quickly shook it off with a shake of her head.

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Zim remained on the ground and groaned in pain as some little girl came up to him and asked if he was okay.

"Yes, Zim is fine, thank you!" The alien said before standing up and brushing himself off. Zim placed both of his hands on his hips, before cocking a brow and looking over the girl. "And who might you be, tiny human?" Zim asked. He didn't have a reason to be rude to her... at least not yet.

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He snorted and turned to the gypsy-looking man.

"Ha! Its what he wants. He already admitted he'd have to drag me to Remnant...Which makes any move of his in my territory."

He then frowned and looked him up and down before smiling.

"Nice hat by the way. And unlike some violent thugs, I'm a bona-fide citizen of the wider world."

A basketball fell from the sky, bouncing briefly before it went still. Casually, Roman continued.

"And would be a shame to mess things up for our bartender." He glanced over the mess and frowned. "...More than it is now."

@Bar peeps @Midnight Maiden @Otto @C.T. @thatguyinthestore @Takumi @LuckycoolHawk9
"You've talked enough." Qrow just finished, reaching out to grab Roman by the collar and drag him as he promised he would, intending to head for the exit with the ginger in tow. As naïve as the other guy was to not expect a bar to have a fight, Qrow for one wasn't up for risking losing any of those bottles to a stray shot. Something he had in common with Roman, apparently.

@Ringmaster
"Ahhh, I'm glad you're alright, totally normal child!" Kofuku replied, evidently either totally falling for Zim's act, or merely pretending to. But, something he said did leave her looking a little surprised.

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"...Eh? Human?" Kofuku repeated with obvious confusion before it seemed to hit her, leading her to laugh heartily. "Ahaha, I'm afraid you're mistaken," she stated, flashing a bright smile and briefly posing as she did so.

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"Kofuku's my name, ahaha," she introduced with a flashy wink. "What's yours, huh?" she asked casually, not seeming to bother explaining just what she'd meant when she said his 'human' comment meant he was mistaken. Oops.

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Meanwhile, Mabel Gleeful merely remained upon her perch with a raised brow, giving a flirtatious wave as Qrow(with Roman in tow) attempted to walk out, alongside Twisted Fate. "Heh, bye bye, boys. Do come back soon~" she remarked, casually blowing a kiss to.. one- or more likely, all -of them. She kinda hoped she'd get to see the fight if it happened though.

...What? She was a sadist.

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