Evening
24th day of Zoi - 9 Days after the fall of Thalia
Atrea, The Dancing Willow Charside
Tsubaki had been in town for a few days, playing songs at the inn, and earning coin by playing for the rich folk that came through town on vacation. they paid well, and when he chose the perfect song for the mood, the tips would come rolling. He had been able to purchase himself a new lute that morning. The strings strummed tones as sweet as the morning breeze, the soundboard echoed evenly and strong, and the frets were spaced perfectly. Truly a work of art, but any bard worth his salt knows that every instrument has its quirks and takes time to adapt to play it to its fullest capacity. As such Tsubaki had spent the day playing at The Dancing Willow to gain a feel for the new lute, before playing before the nobles, and getting his call to play before the lords and Ladies all across the world.
But that would have to wait, he had a different audience to entertain today.
"That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning! "
The crowd of Fishermen and Mercenaries let out a loud cheer of jubilation at the end of the jig, banging the mugs of ale on the table and laughing at each other. Tsubaki bowed, to an audience that was no longer looking at him, before glancing to the door. Night had fallen quickly and travelers weary of the road had been trickling in. He raised his lute to play another song, before a cough drew his attention to the side. It was the owner of the establishment, Scarlet, aptly named after her head of bright, curly Orange hair, tied up in a tight bun, with a few strands starting to escape. Her clothes were nothing to gawk at, but the way she held herself made it clear she was in charge around here. She sighed looking over to the Mercenaries and Sailors which had now assimilated into one giant mob of tankards, food, and drunken men, now drawing the ire of the travelers who wanted to enjoy their meals in peace.
"It's time for them to go, lest they start playing that knife game and lose another finger in my Inn. Can you handle it?"
Tsubaki smiled,
"Why of course my precious flame, it would be only the first of list of things I would gladly do, to earn your affection."
Scarlet rolled her eyes, clearly not amused,
"Well get on with it, and try not to make as much of a mess as last time." She waved her hand and turned shoving a drunk man accosting a barmaid, away as she made her way back to the bar to manage the flow of drinks. Tsubaki turned back to the conglomeration, taking stock of them. He had noticed they had stopped selling drinks to them a while ago, but the drunks had managed to keep themselves going with their own supplies which they had brought with them. Tsubaki stepped forward, clearing his throat.
"Well then, I must thank you all for your patronage, but it is unfortunately time all of you to make your exit." A few men looked up to Tsubaki, suborn looks on their faces.
"Oi, we is here payin' fo' our drinks! We ain't be leaving till 'eve had our fill!"
"AYE! What he said!"
" Do yer' job! Play another song 'or us bard!"
"AYE! What he said!"
Tsubaki smiled coyly,
"Oh, with pleasure." He strummed his lute, singing a note in harmony with it, in preparation.
"OOOOOOOOOOOh
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
FUCK YOU!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off!
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off!"
Many of the men threw their heads back in confusion and shock, others apparently too drunk to hear, began beating Tsubaki a beat on the table with their tankards.
"Here's to all the thievin' waitresses been serving you your beer
They've put up with your noxious breath and stupid drunken leers
Be leaving all your coin on the table when you go
Tomorrow you'll have a throbbing head with nothing else to show!
So Bugger off you bastards bugger off
FUCK YOU!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off!
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off! "
Tsubaki played his way over to the table they had gathered around and jumped atop it, placing himself in the center of attention. As he sang he began to kick over any untended flasks and tankards, knocking their contents into their supposed owners. He would get really close and sing in their faces as he sang, "Fuck you" and "Bloody Swine, in an attempt to turn their stunned expressions into rage. He knocked over plates of food and pulled a sailor's beard. As he approached the end of the chorus he noticed a familiar face in the corner booth. He was very surprised to see Aina here of all places. It had been nearly a year since their last meeting, and this next Verse would be perfect for the situation that had just revealed itself. He played and danced his way over to their table in the corner leaving the confused and angered men to fester at their table for a moment.
"Here's to all the lovely ladies who are waiting for the band
And thinking one of them might make a charming one night stand! "
He gave a smile and a wink to Aina and a nod to the others before addressing them all with his next line.
"Oh please don't take offence because this songs not meant for you
I'll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through! "
Tsubaki nodded back to the crowd of angered sailors and Mercenaries, that had begun to make their way over. He drove his boot backwards into the bollocks of a sailor that had tried to sneak up behind him, sending the man stumbling back in pain. He danced and played his way straight back into the mob, dodging punches and swipes, moving away from the other customers. The barmaids had apparently rehearsed this already and had moved the rest of the patrons off to one side and away from the front door. Tsubaki continued to dance his way through the punches and even a sword swing, but the drunk men could not find a single blow on him as he danced.
"Bugger off you bastards bugger off! "
"FUCK YOU!" Tsubaki smacked the man who said that.
"NO you Idiot! You have to say it in time!"
" FUCK YOU!" A man swung a chair at Tsubaki, which he dodged leaving the chair to fly into the man he had just smacked.
"AYE! What he said!"
"See he's got the right idea!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off!
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off!"
It was at this point that Tsubaki noticed one man had strayed from the pack, and somehow found himself at the table of the young Midorian girl with with the deep blue armor and pink highlights. He placed his meaty hand on the table and looked to the other side of the table before realizing he was not looking where she was sitting. He turned back to her and put on a crooked, drunken smile, and said,
"Hey there little lady. Wanna... GAH!" His face went white and twisted with pain as Tsubaki's foot hooked its way into his crotch, leaving him cowering on the floor questioning if he would ever be able to have children.
"So now your promising the ladies a night of loving bliss
When truth be told your far too drunk to stand up straight and piss!"
So give it up you bloody sots you'll not be getting laid!
And the sooner that you're out the door the sooner I'll be paid! "
He turned to the mob with a look of disgust, lowing his lute to point an accusatory finger at them, singing the last line acapella. He lifted his lute again and begun playing again as he reached the last chorus of the song, bobbing and weaving as he danced towards the front door. A single bead of sweat fell down his face, as he kept his performer's smile, which only seemed to enrage the men more. He was lucky these men were all as drunk as they were, or they might have wounded his face, which he desperately needed to keep presentable if he wanted to ever play for lords and ladies.
"Bugger off you bastards bugger off
FUCK YOU!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off!
FUCK YOU!
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off!
You'll get no more this evening so you baaastaaards buuuuuggeer ooooooooooooooff!
And Thank you!" Tsubaki dashed out the front door, leading a mob of angry sailors and mercenaries off into the darkness of night. The barmaids let out a collective sigh of relief and began to clear up the mess made during the bard's escape. Scarlet shook her head and sighed as she brought out a round of drinks to everyone left in the Inn. She eventually made it over to group's table placing fresh tankards infront of each of them.
"On the house. Sorry about the noise and the mess, but it would get a lot worse if those folk stayed for much longer... As for the bard, Siiiiiigh, he'll be back..."
"Was there ever any doubt of that?" Scarlet rolled her eyes again and made her way over to the Midorian woman, to giver her a tankard, before heading back to where the ale was kept to take stock of what was left. Tsubaki strummed his Lute and glided over to Aina, Lori, and Lauvus's table.
"Oh, it has been Seasons since we last met under the moon, but alas, fate has brought us together again, fair Aina, and I see you are with companions."