Name: Metal Gear (responds to Jack, David, Snake, Venom Snake, Punished Snake, Old Snake, Naked Snake, Solid Snake, Boss, Ishmael, and Big Boss as well.) (Note: This is just for laughs, you can call him MG or Metal Gear.)
Gender: Male
Appearance:
(for some reason, there were only good action figure images of him?!)
(Anyway, His stealth suit looks different now, and his face has been screwed up with scars. He has a new bionic arm, and a piece of shrapnel sticking out of his forehead that looks like a horn.)
Personality: The greatest soldier the world has ever known, unparalleled in skill and tactical smarts. Single-handedly taking down giant robots armed with missiles and high powered machine-guns, entire military fortresses, and supernatural entities is just another day in the life for him. He is a soul drawn to the inescapable maw of battle, and is cursed to live a life of war. He believes in fighting for his own beliefs, and not those of others, and is a person who's presence commands respect. He is merciful even to his enemies, and will not harm an individual incapable of defending themselves. He associates well with other soldiers, and tries his best to make a world where soldiers will always belong. He can be naive at times, but, at others he has a streak of brilliance about him. He is afraid of Vampires, and the supernatural, but brave enough to face them head on. He is unaware of any sexualities other than heterosexuality, and expresses confusion at the sight of such interactions. Such things take a while to sink in. However, he is quick on the draw with tactical situations, and can jump into battle at a moment's notice. Metal Gear is not a force one wants to draw the ire of.
Abilities: Peak human agility, strength, and endurance. Familiarity and skill with every weapon known to man, and the ability to lethally, or non-lethally take down a target unarmed. Nigh unbreakable willpower.
Equipment:
Pistols, Handguns, Assault rifles, all sorts of grenades, missiles, homing missiles, guided rockets, sniper rifles, tranquilizers, and even such strange weapons as: A gun that fires sunlight, a collection of high-frequency weapons, and other support items such as a fake death pill, medical supplies, magazines (to distract enemies), and a collection of cardboard boxes, all not seen on him, or encumbering him, but able to be equipped at any time within seconds.
Stealth Armor: This armor allows Metal Gear to disguise himself as others with a mask, or blend in with surroundings due to optic camo features. He can even refract light and become totally invisible. The suit is low-stress, and the boots make his footsteps have no sound to them. The armor can shrug off missle and 50-cal ordinance, and severely enhance his capabilities by providing him strength and agility far beyond what a normal human is capable of.
Bandana: infinite ammo.
Codec: A radio system he can use to call others that vibrates the small bones in his ears. Completely undetectable due to heavy encryption, and no audible sound coming from the device.
Bionic Arm: Metal Gear has a new bionic arm to replace his old one. (that could have easily been re-attached, but don't tell him that.) It is capable of being shot like a rocket to punch and knockout enemies, and to explode to do damage. It is capable of being remote controlled, but how this is done is a mystery. His arm has the additional ability of generating a wormhole that can pull people into his grip from up to twenty feet away, and can be slammed on the ground to be used for sonar purposes. The arm also causes him to regenerate damage quickly if he has taken no damage in around 10 seconds.
Fulton Recovery system: With his new Fulton recovery system, Metal gear can attach a sensor to an object or person, that will generate a wormhole above them that pulls them in and drops them off at Mother Base. Unlike previous Fulton devices, this one cannot be shot down, and may be used indoors! The limit of the size of said items is up to the size of a tank.
Home: Metal Gear has no true home, but owns a fortress in the ocean outside the fandom city called Mother Base, where he keeps his weapons, Helicopters, soldiers, etc. It's a large set of Hexagonal structures with buildings perched atop them and connective bridges between struts. It is said to be capable of launching nukes...
Quirks:
Smokes cigars. If you confuse them with cigarettes, or inform him of the health hazard, he will be irritated with you.
Eats all sorts of animals and plants, be they poisonous or not, as long as they are tasty (even if they are raw)
Hides in boxes, and as long as he doesn't move, he is undetectable.
In the middle of combat situations, he may use his codec... somehow he isn't attacked during the call...
Takes funny photos
Kisses posters of models
Shakes unconscious foes for supplies
Holds up foes for dog tags
Sometimes has hour long cut-scenes...
Prefers Non-lethal methods of elimination.
After all battles, Metal Gear will give himself a rating aloud.
May say "You feel it too, huh?", if he agrees with you.
Fultons his enemies to his mother base when defeated to recruit them. He enjoys fultoning anything not firmly attached to the ground.
He will also scan most enemies before fultoning them, and may scan them from a distance before fighting.
If he sees a weapon he likes but does not have, he may say it is... "A weapon to surpass Metal Gear"
If he has been fooled, he may say "They played me like a damn fiddle!"
If the morality or sanity of an act Metal Gear makes is questioned, he may reply with "(X), I'm aready a demon."
Enjoys alluding to "phantom pains"
Does not think he is the real Metal Gear. (Possibly due to a head injury.)