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Lisa, or Tattletale, hid her surprise at the sudden touch through a cunning-looking smirk, casually resting a hand on her hip as she watched the woman curtsy. As usual, she began gathering information about the target.
"Heya, what brings you here?" she asked, seeming to disregard Lucifer's unease as she spoke like she was talking to a friend.
We exist because the jellyfish wills it so. WHY ELSE? The moon... Yes, yes, the moon! I have to catch the moon! I must hold her, I must hold her in my arms... I must tell her how much I adore her glow, her glow! Out of my way! The moon! Police officials have gone on record as saying "Don't worry, that crazy bastard will save him." Citizens were left shocked today following a vicious gun battle between the cops...and you. They were all like, "BANG! BANG! Ya filthy varment!", and you were all like "POW! POW! Oooh, you wascaly wabbit! You got me!" Police say that vigilantism will not be tolerated, and that they know it was you. This just in! Type Moon goes crazy, with new app game 'SABER BREAKER!' EXALI-BOOOOOOO!
There was something very strange and unnerving for Lisa the more she observed. Beyond the name and superficial stats(which even then, kept changing) there was nothing but a sense of clear, batshit insanity surrounding the Geisha-like vampire. Moreover, she seemed to be aware of the intrusion as she struck a pose before Lisa like a K-pop star strutting her stuff.
The Goblin looked nonplussed before sighing out.
"My mistress says that tickles and that she loves your mask. But to answer your question we've...Always been around here. Though lately, that's been a dangerous prospect."
There was something very strange and unnerving for Lisa the more she observed. Beyond the name and superficial stats(which even then, kept changing) there was nothing but a sense of clear, batshit insanity surrounding the Geisha-like vampire. Moreover, she seemed to be aware of the intrusion as she struck a pose before Lisa like a K-pop star strutting her stuff.
The Goblin looked nonplussed before sighing out.
"My mistress says that tickles and that she loves your mask. But to answer your question we've...Always been around here. Though lately, that's been a dangerous prospect."
"Vincent of Innsmouth. Thank you for your welcome, Lady Cassandra, and thank you, goblin, for speaking on her behalf."
With that done with, he raised back up and nodded at the woman, indicating he still had something to say.
"If you do not mind me asking though, Lady Cassandra... Why is Undertown being patrolled so heavily?"
At the question she pondered, fan closed and tapping against her chin in thought as she slid into a pose that allowed her foot to touch her ear. The goblin winced as he spoke.
"My mistress says that the Red-."
She smacked him lightly over the head with the fan, pouting with hands on her hips. The goblin sighed, in the tones of one not paid enough for this shit.
"-That the Grumpy Red Buggers have seized control and are taking over the market, under an alliance with the Tiny-Dicked magus."
Miranda nodded with a grin.
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"My mistress says that the Red-."
She smacked him lightly over the head with the fan, pouting with hands on her hips. The goblin sighed, in the tones of one not paid enough for this shit.
"-That the Grumpy Red Buggers have seized control and are taking over the market, under an alliance with the Tiny-Dicked magus."
Miranda nodded with a grin.
@The Tactician @Kaykay @Chewy Rabbits @york