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College students don't eat.
They starve while writing papers about it.
This.
College students don't eat.
They starve while writing papers about it.
It's how we weed out the weak. Only the strong survive, and they surive because they spend what precious free time they have working so they can eat. #NaturalSelection
College students don't eat.
They starve while writing papers about it.
That's how you burn out people to the point of needing to retire before they even entered the working world. :PAs long as we're building a fort I can contribute fandom themed blankets and coffee.
It's how we weed out the weak. Only the strong survive, and they surive because they spend what precious free time they have working so they can eat. #NaturalSelection
As long as we're building a fort I can contribute fandom themed blankets and coffee.
BUT DO YOU HAVE THE PILLOWS
BLANKETS WON'T DO SHIT IF WE DON'T HAVE A FORT TO DRAPE THEM OVER GUYS
Are you willing to supply these pillows for our glorious fortMy dorm supplies the softest pillows ever. You don't even understand.
I actually tend to sleep better in my dorm room than in my parents' house because of how soft these pillows are.
Are you willing to supply these pillows for our glorious fort
Alright, you're in.Anything for the cause.
SOMETHING WE CAN SHARE GWAZI. SOMETHING WE CAN SHAREI shall provide my throne. :3
I can make your thrones out of foam. :3Alright, you're in.
SOMETHING WE CAN SHARE GWAZI. SOMETHING WE CAN SHARE
there ain't no exclusion in these here forts, no siree
WHAT KIND OF COLLEGE DO YOU GO TO THAT GIVES YOU FREE PILLOWS? I wanna go there...My dorm supplies the softest pillows ever. You don't even understand.
I actually tend to sleep better in my dorm room than in my parents' house because of how soft these pillows are.
Before it gets completely buried, I'd like to say that I posted Metal Gear, in case it wasn't caught. It's on 134.
WHAT KIND OF COLLEGE DO YOU GO TO THAT GIVES YOU FREE PILLOWS? I wanna go there...
Name: Metal Gear (responds to Jack, Snake, and Boss as well.)
Gender: Male
Appearance:
Personality: The greatest soldier the world has ever known, unparalleled in skill and tactical smarts. Single-handedly taking down giant robots armed with missiles and high powered machine-guns, entire military fortresses, and supernatural entities is just another day in the life for him. He is a soul drawn to the inescapable maw of battle, and is cursed to live a life of war. He believes in fighting for his own beliefs, and not those of others, and is a person who's presence commands respect. He is merciful even to his enemies, and will not harm an individual incapable of defending themselves. He associates well with other soldiers, and tries his best to make a world where soldiers will always belong. He can be naive at times, but, at others he has a streak of brilliance about him. He is afraid of Vampires, and the supernatural, but brave enough to face them head on. He is unaware of any sexualities other than heterosexuality, and expresses confusion at the sight of such interactions. Such things take a while to sink in. However, he is quick on the draw with tactical situations, and can jump into battle at a moment's notice. Metal Gear is not a force one wants to draw the ire of.
Abilities: Peak human agility, strength, and endurance. Familiarity and skill with every weapon known to man, and the ability to lethally, or non-lethally take down a target unarmed. Nigh unbreakable willpower.
Equipment:
Pistols, Handguns, Assault rifles, all sorts of grenades, missiles, homing missiles, guided rockets, sniper rifles, tranquilizers, and even such strange weapons as: A gun that fires sunlight, a collection of high-frequency weapons, and other support items such as a fake death pill, medical supplies, magazines (to distract enemies), and a collection of cardboard boxes, all not seen on him, or encumbering him, but able to be equipped at any time within seconds.
Stealth Armor: This armor allows Metal Gear to disguise himself as others with a mask, or blend in with surroundings due to optic camo features. He can even refract light and become totally invisible. The suit is low-stress, and the boots make his footsteps have no sound to them. The armor can shrug off missle and 50-cal ordinance, and severely enhance his capabilities by providing him strength and agility far beyond what a normal human is capable of.
Bandana: infinite ammo.
Codec: A radio system he can use to call others that vibrates the small bones in his ears. Completely undetectable due to heavy encryption, and no audible sound coming from the device.
Home: Metal Gear has no true home, but owns a fortress outside the fandom city where there is said to be a machine that can fire undetectable nukes at any time... He has a large NPC force there.
Quirks:
Smokes cigars. If you confuse them with cigarettes, or inform him of the health hazard, he will be irritated with you.
Eats all sorts of animals and plants, be they poisonous or not, as long as they are tasty (even if they are raw)
Hides in boxes, and as long as he doesn't move, he is undetectable.
In the middle of combat situations, he may use his codec... somehow he isn't attacked during the call...
Takes funny photos
Kisses posters of models
Shakes unconscious foes for supplies
Holds up foes for dog tags
Sometimes has hour long cut-scenes...
I'm lucky if I can find a working vacuum cleanerPerhaps it's part of their apology for the fact that the campus is right next to a nuclear power plant.
Which actually isn't nearly as bad as it sounds but it's fun to joke about.
I'm lucky if I can find a working vacuum cleaner
They have games and videos, but not video games or consoles. Our one cool thing is probably the Barn. Its literally an old bard refurbished to be a recreation area. The upper level has a huge TV and a pool table and couches n things and the lowe level has a kitchen area, common space with rustic tables and chairs, and a fireplace.I'm pretty sure they have vacuum cleaners that they let you borrow, here...
Oh, and also DVD's, and video games/consoles. No charge.
They have games and videos, but not video games or consoles. Our one cool thing is probably the Barn. Its literally an old bard refurbished to be a recreation area. The upper level has a huge TV and a pool table and couches n things and the lowe level has a kitchen area, common space with rustic tables and chairs, and a fireplace.
But yeah that's the only cool thing about my campus.