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Sign-ups/OOC here: OPEN SIGNUPS - Six Feet Under: Evil Rising
~~Dearborn, Michigan(S-Mart)~~
"My name is Ash and I am a slave. Close as I can figure, the year is 2016 and I'm being forced to my knees by some girl who looks like she came straight from Hell. It wasn't always like this, I had a real life, once. A job. Well, I still do. But who's telling this story, huh?"
"I had a wonderful girlfriend Linda. Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. It seems an archaeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: Necronomiconexmortis. The Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Samarian text contained bizarre burial rights, funeral incantations, and demon resurrection passages, it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the woods, something evil. It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist."
"From there? Things only went from bad to worse. But I did end up going back to medieval times, oh yeah baby. The real deal, none of that restaurant phoney baloney crap. King Arthur, knights, the real deal. I saved an entire kingdom. Could have stuck around and been king. Decided my place was here in the present though and speed-forward a couple years later, bam! Here I am now. So, what'd ya think? That get ya interested in taking a little ride on the Ashmobile?" The fifty five year old Chosen One asked the girls who seemed to be around college age who didn't seem interested in the story at all.
"Uh, yeah like we just came to wait for our boyfriends to get off shift?" Glancing over at two beefy looking guys who were probably in much better shape than Ash could ever hope to be, they giggled and made their way off. "Thanks for the time-waster story, Gramps! I bet it kicks ass at the retirement home!" Watching as the girls laughed at his expense and the boyfriends flipped him the bird, Ash rolled his eyes.
"Yeah! You wish, you little hussies! Ashley J. Williams is a free man and ain't nobody gonna shove him onto some green acres where I can live out the rest of my days waiting for grandkids who never come unless they need something!" Slumping up against a shelf as another attempt to get laid went south, a younger employee who for some reason or another looked up to Ash of all people approached him.
"Ash? That story you told? About the Evil forces and the book of the dead and everything? That was all true right?" Pablo asked as Ash turned to him and narrowed his eyes.
"Was it real? Course it was real! You think your good buddy Ash would ever tell lies to get what he wants? I may be a bit past my prime but lemme tell you something my Venezuelan-"
"Honduran, Ash."
"Right, right my Mexican friend. You see the fingers on this wooden hand here?' Ash asked holding out said hand as he counted off each finger.
"One, two, three, four, five! Five Pablo! That's how many women I could get if I wanted to. But you know how it is Pablo. Sometimes you just gotta wait for the right one and you don't find the right one by telling tall tales! Or well least I didn't. But you wanna know some of the juicer bits I left out of that story?"
"Oh do I ever! I mean...I-If you don't mind sharing I mean, Ash." Pablo asked as he pulled out a nearby chair and took a seat on it as Ash grinned. "Lemme ask you something before I start, Pablo. You ever believe in magicians or magic?"
"Well, I mean my uncle's a shaman, Jefe. I think I know a bit or two about magic."
"Yeah, well so did I. But that was before these goons showed up. It all started a month ago..."
~~Ash's Trailer Park~~
"Day was going about as well as they tend to these days. Was catching up on some of my old tunes, cleaning out the trailer, feeding Eli"
"...Eli? You mean the best friend who's always sick?"
"Uh...Yeah, best.... friend."
(Eli was actually his iguana)
"Anyway, I was just sitting on my bed and about to catch some zzzs when I hear a knock at the door. Naturally it being around midnight, I grab the boomstick and head to the front door. I pull it open and do you know what I find-"
"What???"
"Geez Pablo! Lemme finish the damn story and you'll find out!"
As Ash pulled open the front door of his trailer, he would have been greeted with quite the strange sight.
"Uh, you lost little girl?"
The girl Ash saw seemed to be quite young. Probably in her early teens. Her hair was blonde and in ringlets, and she wore a light-colored dress. Yet one couldn't look at her without feeling like something was a little bit...off. Perhaps it was the dark red-brown substance that stained her dress, as if she'd been playing in mud. Or just the way she seemed to hold herself almost too childishly for her age.
That, or maybe she was just homeless.
"Hi there! You're 'Ashley Williams,' right? I've been looking for him all day now."
"...Looking for me, huh?"
Ash had fought evil long enough to know a bad omen when one gleefully walked up to his door. This girl looked like she rolled of the train heading to crazytown and thus he wasn't keen on letting creepy little children into his home.
Especially when they've been apparently searching for him all day. Sheathing his boomstick in the holster he had strapped to his back, Ash gripped onto the door as he weighed his options. Tell the girl the truth and ask her what she wanted?
Or avoid the problem entirely by telling her a bold-faced lie and hoping she'd go away?
The choice was obvious.
"Yeah, me no speaka crazy chica. Bye!" Giving a mocking wave, Ash sought to casually throw the door closed and turned away without a second thought. After all out of sight out of mind right?
The girl wasn't so easily dissuaded, however. A surprisingly powerful force stopped the door, a metallic limb protruding to prevent Ash from shutting her out. She wouldn't be out of his mind anytime soon, it seemed, and not in a romantic sense.
"Hey, it's so rude of you to slam the door on me like that! I just wanted to talk a little, and borrow a little something~"
The door was slammed open, revealing a mechanical spider approximately the size of a large canine beside the girl. Behind it were two others, though their appearances differed slightly. Different hues of steel.
With the entrance opened, the spiders began to pour into the house, ignoring the residents and scouring the area.
Welp, that about confirmed all of Ash's suspicions. That being of course that Bonesaw was almost as crazy as any Deadite he'd faced and Ash might not have been the brightest bulb but he knew damn well what anyone whoever came here wanted. That being the book of the dead that had been the bane of Ash's existence for thirty four years.
But nobody but the Chosen One could be trusted to hold the book which is why Ash kept it safe! Which of course meant keeping it in a drawer on his nightstand in a ziplock baggie. Not the most fort-knox-ish defense system but not too many people visited Ash anyway. Not because they were afraid of him or anything. He was just kind of an asshole.
But this asshole wasn't going to let such evil power fall into the hands of one crazed little girl and her robot bugs. Drawing his shotgun from it's holster, Ash aimed it at one of the spiders.
"Sorry lady, but this is a pest-free zone."
*bang!*
The shot rang out as Ash sought to take down one of these things before moving onto the other two. He didn't know who the hell this chick was or what these spider things could even do. But he wasn't going to be caught with his pants down that's for damn sure. Stepping back, Ash pulled out a tarp he'd set up near his bed.
Revealing none other than his trusty chainsaw which he had kept gassed up just for occasions like this. Pulling off his wooden hand and tossing it to the floor, Ash slipped his stump into the chainsaw and pulling the cord, the saw revved to life!
"Alright, who else wants some?"
The shotgun blew through the spider, crippling it and causing it to falter to the ground. They were rather tough, but a shotgun shell was enough to cause some damage. But the other two still persisted, moving towards Ash with needles and drills!
"Rude. I just wanted to say hi, and you not only shut me out of your home, but shoot one of my assistants? You're a bad boy, mister!"
She snapped, causing the two spiders to take formations. One attacked from the front, while the other circled around from the back, each now with a circular saw protruding from where their mandibles would be.
"Bad? Lady, you got it all wrong. I ain't good or bad."
Ash lowered his shotgun towards the one coming at him from the back and smiled. He'd already seen one of these things collapse under a blast from his boomstick. Sure, these ones seemed to be shiner but so what? They'd probably go down all the same.
"I'm just a guy who really hates bugs."
The second shot hit the front-spider and hopefully disabled it. But as Ash turned to face the other one and aimed his shotgun, he blinked as nothing seemed to happen as he pulled the trigger. Shit, he'd ran empty and the shells were...
Right near Eli's tank. As Ash thought about how the hell he was gonna get over there before this thing minced him, he let out a scream as the saw tore into the side of his left leg. Toppling over onto his rear, Ash reached into his closet and threw a pile f shirts atop the spider. The saw would cut through them like nothing but a second is all Ash needed.
"Alright, you little sucker...TAKE THIS!"
Swinging the chainsaw downwards, Ash sought to dig right into the spider's frame with it.
With another blast of the shotgun, the second spider collapsed as well. The third, however, cut through the shirts like butter and its hide seemed to resist the chainsaw a little while. Soon enough, however, the spider couldn't resist the spinning teeth of the chainsaw, splitting into pieces as wires and metallic pieces splayed everywhere like blood.
But while Ash dealt with the spiders, the girl had already grabbed what she needed. The Necronomicon, the book of the dead, was now in her hands.
"Hehe, I'm in a good mood, so I won't send you the repair bill for the spiders. See you!"
With that, she started to run from the trailer.
"Man, that's gonna be a gusher for sure.." Ash grumbled as he picked up a strip of fabric from one of the many shirts the spider had torn apart and wrapped it around on his leg wound. Finally, the little bastards had been dealt with and it seemed like things were over.
Oh, but not because Ash won or anything. Rather it was because he had fucked up and let Bonesaw run off with the book in hand. Loading up his shotgun, Ash rushed out of the trailer although his wound admittedly slowed him down quite a bit.
"Hey, hold on a second here! Get back here with that book!"
Stepping outside his trailer, Ash noticed it was quiet. Too quiet with the amount of rednecks that lived in these parts and spent their weekends partying like there was no tomorrow. And as it turned out? There wouldn't be a tomorrow. At least not if Ash had anything to say about it.
Outside his trailer was a monstrosity, a patchwork horror beyond words. A being that one could no longer describe as human stood above Ash, about 15 feet in height. Three heads protruded from its stumpy neck, the ugly features of the red necks only pronouncing its monstrous appearance. The face of a man, the face of a woman, and the face of a child. All three were combined atop its deformed shoulders.
Arms sprouted seemingly at random, arms growing on arms, though each of them seemed as if they'd come from an entirely different body. Large arms of men who were likely farmers, the skinny arms of a young girl, even the nearly useless tiny arms of an infant.
Every human being in the trailer park had been combined into one, horrible creature. Their faces were still just barely recognizable to the old man, who might know a few of his trailer park neighbors. It was the kind of monstrosity that made one gag just looking at it, its asymmetrical, nonsensical structure mocking the human form.
But Ash was hardly deterred.
"You are one twisted kid. Mama never let you play with barbies so had to experiment on people instead huh?" Raising his chainsaw and pointing his shotgun at the monstrosity standing before him, Ash whistled.
"Let's dance!"
Elsewhere, wherever you were, you'd have been called in by an organization called the Protectorate. For whatever reasons you may have had, you'd decided to respond to the call. You'd heard about a situation that could impact the entire world, or even worlds. A particularly dangerous specimen had come into contact with incredible power, the kind that expanded exponentially. Whether you came out of your own good will, interest, or sheer boredom, you and a few others seemed to be gathered. All female, by chance.
But those who had called you had yet to arrive. Instead, you'd notice some particularly strange individuals coming your way. Men with masks, men with a dominating aura, even strange creatures that one wouldn't call human. These were the kinds of people that seemed to be approaching. Were these those of the Protectorate?
-Cast List-
@C.T. as Dimaria Yesta from Fairy Tail
Partner: DIO Brando
@Ringmaster as Chun Li from Street Fighter
Partner: Michael Myers
@Hana as Kanade Tachibana from Angel Beats!
Partner: Charlie
@Michale CS as Eleven from Stranger Things
Partner: Jason Voorhees
@Gummi Bunnies as Clarith from Evillious Chronicles
Partner: Sam
@york as David Hoover from The Crooked Man
Partner: Ghostface
@The Wanderer as Jacket from Hotline Miami
Partner: Tarman
@Crimson Spartan as Mercury from RWBY
Partner: The Creeper
@Takumi as Yurick from The Last Story
Partner: Captain Blake
~~Dearborn, Michigan(S-Mart)~~
"My name is Ash and I am a slave. Close as I can figure, the year is 2016 and I'm being forced to my knees by some girl who looks like she came straight from Hell. It wasn't always like this, I had a real life, once. A job. Well, I still do. But who's telling this story, huh?"
"I had a wonderful girlfriend Linda. Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. It seems an archaeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: Necronomiconexmortis. The Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Samarian text contained bizarre burial rights, funeral incantations, and demon resurrection passages, it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the woods, something evil. It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist."
"From there? Things only went from bad to worse. But I did end up going back to medieval times, oh yeah baby. The real deal, none of that restaurant phoney baloney crap. King Arthur, knights, the real deal. I saved an entire kingdom. Could have stuck around and been king. Decided my place was here in the present though and speed-forward a couple years later, bam! Here I am now. So, what'd ya think? That get ya interested in taking a little ride on the Ashmobile?" The fifty five year old Chosen One asked the girls who seemed to be around college age who didn't seem interested in the story at all.
"Uh, yeah like we just came to wait for our boyfriends to get off shift?" Glancing over at two beefy looking guys who were probably in much better shape than Ash could ever hope to be, they giggled and made their way off. "Thanks for the time-waster story, Gramps! I bet it kicks ass at the retirement home!" Watching as the girls laughed at his expense and the boyfriends flipped him the bird, Ash rolled his eyes.
"Yeah! You wish, you little hussies! Ashley J. Williams is a free man and ain't nobody gonna shove him onto some green acres where I can live out the rest of my days waiting for grandkids who never come unless they need something!" Slumping up against a shelf as another attempt to get laid went south, a younger employee who for some reason or another looked up to Ash of all people approached him.
"Ash? That story you told? About the Evil forces and the book of the dead and everything? That was all true right?" Pablo asked as Ash turned to him and narrowed his eyes.
"Was it real? Course it was real! You think your good buddy Ash would ever tell lies to get what he wants? I may be a bit past my prime but lemme tell you something my Venezuelan-"
"Honduran, Ash."
"Right, right my Mexican friend. You see the fingers on this wooden hand here?' Ash asked holding out said hand as he counted off each finger.
"One, two, three, four, five! Five Pablo! That's how many women I could get if I wanted to. But you know how it is Pablo. Sometimes you just gotta wait for the right one and you don't find the right one by telling tall tales! Or well least I didn't. But you wanna know some of the juicer bits I left out of that story?"
"Oh do I ever! I mean...I-If you don't mind sharing I mean, Ash." Pablo asked as he pulled out a nearby chair and took a seat on it as Ash grinned. "Lemme ask you something before I start, Pablo. You ever believe in magicians or magic?"
"Well, I mean my uncle's a shaman, Jefe. I think I know a bit or two about magic."
"Yeah, well so did I. But that was before these goons showed up. It all started a month ago..."
~~Ash's Trailer Park~~
"Day was going about as well as they tend to these days. Was catching up on some of my old tunes, cleaning out the trailer, feeding Eli"
"...Eli? You mean the best friend who's always sick?"
"Uh...Yeah, best.... friend."
(Eli was actually his iguana)
"Anyway, I was just sitting on my bed and about to catch some zzzs when I hear a knock at the door. Naturally it being around midnight, I grab the boomstick and head to the front door. I pull it open and do you know what I find-"
"What???"
"Geez Pablo! Lemme finish the damn story and you'll find out!"
As Ash pulled open the front door of his trailer, he would have been greeted with quite the strange sight.
"Uh, you lost little girl?"
The girl Ash saw seemed to be quite young. Probably in her early teens. Her hair was blonde and in ringlets, and she wore a light-colored dress. Yet one couldn't look at her without feeling like something was a little bit...off. Perhaps it was the dark red-brown substance that stained her dress, as if she'd been playing in mud. Or just the way she seemed to hold herself almost too childishly for her age.
That, or maybe she was just homeless.
"Hi there! You're 'Ashley Williams,' right? I've been looking for him all day now."
"...Looking for me, huh?"
Ash had fought evil long enough to know a bad omen when one gleefully walked up to his door. This girl looked like she rolled of the train heading to crazytown and thus he wasn't keen on letting creepy little children into his home.
Especially when they've been apparently searching for him all day. Sheathing his boomstick in the holster he had strapped to his back, Ash gripped onto the door as he weighed his options. Tell the girl the truth and ask her what she wanted?
Or avoid the problem entirely by telling her a bold-faced lie and hoping she'd go away?
The choice was obvious.
"Yeah, me no speaka crazy chica. Bye!" Giving a mocking wave, Ash sought to casually throw the door closed and turned away without a second thought. After all out of sight out of mind right?
The girl wasn't so easily dissuaded, however. A surprisingly powerful force stopped the door, a metallic limb protruding to prevent Ash from shutting her out. She wouldn't be out of his mind anytime soon, it seemed, and not in a romantic sense.
"Hey, it's so rude of you to slam the door on me like that! I just wanted to talk a little, and borrow a little something~"
The door was slammed open, revealing a mechanical spider approximately the size of a large canine beside the girl. Behind it were two others, though their appearances differed slightly. Different hues of steel.
With the entrance opened, the spiders began to pour into the house, ignoring the residents and scouring the area.
Welp, that about confirmed all of Ash's suspicions. That being of course that Bonesaw was almost as crazy as any Deadite he'd faced and Ash might not have been the brightest bulb but he knew damn well what anyone whoever came here wanted. That being the book of the dead that had been the bane of Ash's existence for thirty four years.
But nobody but the Chosen One could be trusted to hold the book which is why Ash kept it safe! Which of course meant keeping it in a drawer on his nightstand in a ziplock baggie. Not the most fort-knox-ish defense system but not too many people visited Ash anyway. Not because they were afraid of him or anything. He was just kind of an asshole.
But this asshole wasn't going to let such evil power fall into the hands of one crazed little girl and her robot bugs. Drawing his shotgun from it's holster, Ash aimed it at one of the spiders.
"Sorry lady, but this is a pest-free zone."
*bang!*
The shot rang out as Ash sought to take down one of these things before moving onto the other two. He didn't know who the hell this chick was or what these spider things could even do. But he wasn't going to be caught with his pants down that's for damn sure. Stepping back, Ash pulled out a tarp he'd set up near his bed.
Revealing none other than his trusty chainsaw which he had kept gassed up just for occasions like this. Pulling off his wooden hand and tossing it to the floor, Ash slipped his stump into the chainsaw and pulling the cord, the saw revved to life!
"Alright, who else wants some?"
The shotgun blew through the spider, crippling it and causing it to falter to the ground. They were rather tough, but a shotgun shell was enough to cause some damage. But the other two still persisted, moving towards Ash with needles and drills!
"Rude. I just wanted to say hi, and you not only shut me out of your home, but shoot one of my assistants? You're a bad boy, mister!"
She snapped, causing the two spiders to take formations. One attacked from the front, while the other circled around from the back, each now with a circular saw protruding from where their mandibles would be.
"Bad? Lady, you got it all wrong. I ain't good or bad."
Ash lowered his shotgun towards the one coming at him from the back and smiled. He'd already seen one of these things collapse under a blast from his boomstick. Sure, these ones seemed to be shiner but so what? They'd probably go down all the same.
"I'm just a guy who really hates bugs."
The second shot hit the front-spider and hopefully disabled it. But as Ash turned to face the other one and aimed his shotgun, he blinked as nothing seemed to happen as he pulled the trigger. Shit, he'd ran empty and the shells were...
Right near Eli's tank. As Ash thought about how the hell he was gonna get over there before this thing minced him, he let out a scream as the saw tore into the side of his left leg. Toppling over onto his rear, Ash reached into his closet and threw a pile f shirts atop the spider. The saw would cut through them like nothing but a second is all Ash needed.
"Alright, you little sucker...TAKE THIS!"
Swinging the chainsaw downwards, Ash sought to dig right into the spider's frame with it.
With another blast of the shotgun, the second spider collapsed as well. The third, however, cut through the shirts like butter and its hide seemed to resist the chainsaw a little while. Soon enough, however, the spider couldn't resist the spinning teeth of the chainsaw, splitting into pieces as wires and metallic pieces splayed everywhere like blood.
But while Ash dealt with the spiders, the girl had already grabbed what she needed. The Necronomicon, the book of the dead, was now in her hands.
"Hehe, I'm in a good mood, so I won't send you the repair bill for the spiders. See you!"
With that, she started to run from the trailer.
"Man, that's gonna be a gusher for sure.." Ash grumbled as he picked up a strip of fabric from one of the many shirts the spider had torn apart and wrapped it around on his leg wound. Finally, the little bastards had been dealt with and it seemed like things were over.
Oh, but not because Ash won or anything. Rather it was because he had fucked up and let Bonesaw run off with the book in hand. Loading up his shotgun, Ash rushed out of the trailer although his wound admittedly slowed him down quite a bit.
"Hey, hold on a second here! Get back here with that book!"
Stepping outside his trailer, Ash noticed it was quiet. Too quiet with the amount of rednecks that lived in these parts and spent their weekends partying like there was no tomorrow. And as it turned out? There wouldn't be a tomorrow. At least not if Ash had anything to say about it.
Outside his trailer was a monstrosity, a patchwork horror beyond words. A being that one could no longer describe as human stood above Ash, about 15 feet in height. Three heads protruded from its stumpy neck, the ugly features of the red necks only pronouncing its monstrous appearance. The face of a man, the face of a woman, and the face of a child. All three were combined atop its deformed shoulders.
Arms sprouted seemingly at random, arms growing on arms, though each of them seemed as if they'd come from an entirely different body. Large arms of men who were likely farmers, the skinny arms of a young girl, even the nearly useless tiny arms of an infant.
Every human being in the trailer park had been combined into one, horrible creature. Their faces were still just barely recognizable to the old man, who might know a few of his trailer park neighbors. It was the kind of monstrosity that made one gag just looking at it, its asymmetrical, nonsensical structure mocking the human form.
But Ash was hardly deterred.
"You are one twisted kid. Mama never let you play with barbies so had to experiment on people instead huh?" Raising his chainsaw and pointing his shotgun at the monstrosity standing before him, Ash whistled.
"Let's dance!"
Elsewhere, wherever you were, you'd have been called in by an organization called the Protectorate. For whatever reasons you may have had, you'd decided to respond to the call. You'd heard about a situation that could impact the entire world, or even worlds. A particularly dangerous specimen had come into contact with incredible power, the kind that expanded exponentially. Whether you came out of your own good will, interest, or sheer boredom, you and a few others seemed to be gathered. All female, by chance.
But those who had called you had yet to arrive. Instead, you'd notice some particularly strange individuals coming your way. Men with masks, men with a dominating aura, even strange creatures that one wouldn't call human. These were the kinds of people that seemed to be approaching. Were these those of the Protectorate?
-Cast List-
@C.T. as Dimaria Yesta from Fairy Tail
Partner: DIO Brando
@Ringmaster as Chun Li from Street Fighter
Partner: Michael Myers
@Hana as Kanade Tachibana from Angel Beats!
Partner: Charlie
@Michale CS as Eleven from Stranger Things
Partner: Jason Voorhees
@Gummi Bunnies as Clarith from Evillious Chronicles
Partner: Sam
@york as David Hoover from The Crooked Man
Partner: Ghostface
@The Wanderer as Jacket from Hotline Miami
Partner: Tarman
@Crimson Spartan as Mercury from RWBY
Partner: The Creeper
@Takumi as Yurick from The Last Story
Partner: Captain Blake
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