1: When you're looking for the mayo (or other refrigerated condiment) do you never move anything out of the way to see if it's behind something?
Sometimes. if i see a part of it that might be there
#2: Why do you insist were the prettiest first thing in the morning with our hair destroyed and possibly makeup everywhere?
While make-up and teasing of hair can help in appearance i believe that stuff should only serve to compliment the natural beauty.
#3: Why the fascination with poop?
There's a facination with crap? what has humanity come to?
#4: Are fart jokes really that funny?
Depends entirely on the quality of the joke.
Sometimes. if i see a part of it that might be there
#2: Why do you insist were the prettiest first thing in the morning with our hair destroyed and possibly makeup everywhere?
While make-up and teasing of hair can help in appearance i believe that stuff should only serve to compliment the natural beauty.
#3: Why the fascination with poop?
There's a facination with crap? what has humanity come to?
#4: Are fart jokes really that funny?
Depends entirely on the quality of the joke.