Questions for the Men

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1: When you're looking for the mayo (or other refrigerated condiment) do you never move anything out of the way to see if it's behind something?
Sometimes. if i see a part of it that might be there
#2: Why do you insist were the prettiest first thing in the morning with our hair destroyed and possibly makeup everywhere?
While make-up and teasing of hair can help in appearance i believe that stuff should only serve to compliment the natural beauty.
#3: Why the fascination with poop?
There's a facination with crap? what has humanity come to?
#4: Are fart jokes really that funny?
Depends entirely on the quality of the joke.
 
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The grooming question: more access, more service.

Booty. I love the bent over heart shape.
 
Beatrix said:
Preference question: Shaved/waxed, trimmed, natural or don't care?
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Okay. So my answer is going to be different than most, because it's usually part of the type of relationship that I like having. My preference is whatever I feel at the time that I instruct her to shave/trim/wax/etc. Normally, I like her to be shaved. Sometimes, it doesn't matter.
 
Do women get sexier as they get older?

I don't have a concept of sexy. Can't answer.


I want to know why guys like hitting each other in the balls. My friends do it all the time, even my cousins and sadly my brothers. Is it to be a dick to each other or just for some weird amusement?

The only times I have ever inflicted that kind of pain on a man have all been on accident, and I felt terrible afterwards.


Grooming

I will never ask someone to do something like that, unless I was willing to do so myself. So the furthest I'd ever ask is trimmed. This kinda sums up my thoughts on all shaving, really. Hair doesn't really bother me, and it's kinda amusing to see how squicked some men get over it.


Are you a boobs or a bottom man? Come on. You want booty or boobs?

Boobs do nothing for me. Generally not attracted to those with boobs anyway. I'm more of a face person.
 
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#42: Preference question: Shaved/waxed, trimmed, natural or don't care?

If you want me to explore a soaked cave head first, it better not be so covered in moss and shrubbery so as to cause me to choke. ;)

#43: Are you a boobs or a bottom man? Come on. You want booty or boobs? :P

I want a gigantic intellect and shining personality.

Though talking strictly appearances? I used to be an ass man. Now I just kind of appreciate the whole package, every part has its own little fun.

... Still... The ones I find hardest to look away from are the ones that know how to move. Putting a little extra sway in the hips, or sliding around a corner, or stretching, or so on. There's just little things that imply to me the difference between a woman who knows the art of seduction, and a woman who sort of kinda watched a porno once.

PS: The ones who use corny lines like "oh looks don't matter" have no clue how sexuality works and are trying too hard to seem romantic. Trust meeee~
 
#43: On a scale on 1-10 how bad does it REALLY hurt to get hit in the balls?

#44: What's your thoughts on facial hair for yourself? Is it cool, or is it a hassle?

#45: What's the most annoying thing about being a guy?

#46: A girl who can cook, or a girl who clean?

#47: You always hear people say what the key to a man's heart is. What is it really? (I know every guy is different. This is just your opinion. )
 
#43: On a scale on 1-10 how bad does it REALLY hurt to get hit in the balls?

Scientifically speaking, being hit in the balls by someone who means to hurt you produces the same level of pain as giving birth to a child. It doesn't last as long, obviously, but between some fights I've had in real life where I got my ass beaten, or being kicked in the balls, I'll take the beating every time.

#44: What's your thoughts on facial hair for yourself? Is it cool, or is it a hassle?

Hassle. Pain in the ass. Wish I had a task manager so I could end task mustache_growing.exe. Razors are retarded expensive and one incidental fuck up can lead to face bleeding, which looks terrible for the rest of the day.

#45: What's the most annoying thing about being a guy?

If a woman hits me, it's adorable. If I hit that same woman in self defense, my ass is going to prison.

That classifies as annoying alright.

#46: A girl who can cook, or a girl who clean?

... Clean? In all honesty though, that kind of generic gender-role crap doesn't really interest me. A girl who cleans up after herself is all I ask because I learned how to cook and frankly enjoy it.

#47: You always hear people say what the key to a man's heart is. What is it really? (I know every guy is different. This is just your opinion. )

Kindness and empathy. It disarms the walls around my heart in no time.
 
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Brovo said:
#43: On a scale on 1-10 how bad does it REALLY hurt to get hit in the balls?

Scientifically speaking, being hit in the balls by someone who means to hurt you produces the same level of pain as giving birth to a child. It doesn't last as long, obviously, but between some fights I've had in real life where I got my ass beaten, or being kicked in the balls, I'll take the beating every time.

#44: What's your thoughts on facial hair for yourself? Is it cool, or is it a hassle?

Hassle. Pain in the ass. Wish I had a task manager so I could end task mustache_growing.exe. Razors are retarded expensive and one incidental fuck up can lead to face bleeding, which looks terrible for the rest of the day.

#45: What's the most annoying thing about being a guy?

If a woman hits me, it's adorable. If I hit that same woman in self defense, my ass is going to prison.

That classifies as annoying alright.

#46: A girl who can cook, or a girl who clean?

... Clean? In all honesty though, that kind of generic gender-role crap doesn't really interest me. A girl who cleans up after herself is all I ask because I learned how to cook and frankly enjoy it.

#47: You always hear people say what the key to a man's heart is. What is it really? (I know every guy is different. This is just your opinion. )

Kindness and empathy. It disarms the walls around my heart in no time.
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Baaah! I didn't say it for the gender role crap. Me and my boyfriend share all household chores. But generally I take on most the cleaning and he takes on the ccooking. We help each other, but we each have things we prefer doing. Nobody wants a lazy partner that doesn't do anything. So I was just asking what you prefer your partner do? I suppose I could have said a girl who can cook your food, or a girl who can kill your food for you.
 
Hope said:
Baaah! I didn't say it for the gender role crap. Me and my boyfriend share all household chores. But generally I take on most the cleaning and he takes on the ccooking. We help each other, but we each have things we prefer doing. Nobody wants a lazy partner that doesn't do anything. So I was just asking what you prefer your partner do? I suppose I could have said a girl who can cook your food, or a girl who can kill your food for you.
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Ha, no worries. I figured it wasn't your intention. Just the way I answered.

As for the girl in the equation: Be self-sufficient. Beyond that, I could care less, rich or poor, master chef or chef boyardeeeee~ with a side of mac and cheeeese. Figuring out what we each prefer to do is part of this I suppose? Considering I'll do either.

Damn indifference! It makes answering questions like this hard!
 
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Brovo said:
PS: The ones who use corny lines like "oh looks don't matter" have no clue how sexuality works and are trying too hard to seem romantic. Trust meeee~
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Or sexuality is complicated and everyone fits into the spectrum differently. Yes, looks play a part in it no matter what, but there are people out there where it doesn't matter nearly as much.


#43: On a scale on 1-10 how bad does it REALLY hurt to get hit in the balls?

Wouldn't know. Wrong kind of man for that.


#44: What's your thoughts on facial hair for yourself? Is it cool, or is it a hassle?

Hassle. It doesn't grow in well.


#45: What's the most annoying thing about being a guy?

Having to explain that I am one. Sometimes. It's complicated.


#46: A girl who can cook, or a girl who clean?

Clean. I love to cook and will cook often. But I hate cleaning.


#47: You always hear people say what the key to a man's heart is. What is it really? (I know every guy is different. This is just your opinion. )

Food. Or video games. One of those two will win me over rather quickly.
 
Kylulu said:
Or sexuality is complicated and everyone fits into the spectrum differently. Yes, looks play a part in it no matter what, but there are people out there where it doesn't matter nearly as much.
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Yet there are many that use such corny lines either not understanding their sexuality (optimistically), or who use it to try and win a woman's heart without sincerely meaning such a thing (pessimistically). I've made it clear in previous responses that by and far the most important quality in a woman to me is her intellect and integrity as a human being with looks being secondary, but I would be lying to myself and every woman I met if I said that looks didn't matter. They do.

For instance: I'm not likely to date someone who weighs more than my desk and everything on it. That weight is just plain unhealthy. "No, I'm big boned--" No, no lady, you're unhealthy, and I'm under no obligation to lie to you and say that you are. Yet I know a couple men that actually like that, are sexually attracted to significantly overweight women. They understand themselves, and I understand myself, and as a result, nobody gets false hopes.

... And yet, still, I see such corny lines as "oh looks don't matter" when a woman is blatantly asking out of curiosity what it is that man finds physically attractive. If women and men were more honest to each other about what they found physically attractive, we'd have a far healthier society that perhaps wouldn't idolize the idea of a woman being a barbie doll, and a man being a refrigerator, and everyone simultaneously condemning and yet tolerating it.

... Ahh... Nahh... That'll never happen. :rotfl:
 
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#43: On a scale on 1-10 how bad does it REALLY hurt to get hit in the balls?
10 without a cup. 3 with a cup - and then I hit you back in the face.


#44: What's your thoughts on facial hair for yourself? Is it cool, or is it a hassle?
I LOVE MY MAN-BEARD! Seriously, I grew up associating facial hair with masculinity (the veracity of this association is immaterial; its just something I've always linked to being male). I am also proud of the fact that even though I am a full-blooded Asian dude, I pack on more muscle and more facial hair than all but a few of my non-Asian friends. Everyone is always like, "How the hell do you have a beard?" I reply, "Because of a regular diet of rocks, bull's testicles, and Chuck Norris' beard sweat." And it isn't a hassle to care for it - a trimmed beard is best beard, otherwise you just look unkempt.


#45: What's the most annoying thing about being a guy?
Hangovers.


#46: A girl who can cook, or a girl who clean?
A girl who can clean. All my gf's and now my wife are terrible when it comes to this - they just keep leaving their shirts, socks, and panties everywhere. And then blame me.


#47: You always hear people say what the key to a man's heart is. What is it really? (I know every guy is different. This is just your opinion. )
Food. Cuddling. The order tends to change, but the two keys never do.
 
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43: 7.5 Being stabbed and having second degree chemical burns both trump being hit in the sack.

44: I rock a beard; keeps my face warm [and cooler in the summer, oddly enough], less time shaving, less crap getting into my pores and it gives my son something to entertain himself.

45: Prostate exams...

46: Cook! Feed me well and I'll do just about anything for you... including clean the whole house.

47: Faith.
 
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Brovo said:
Yet there are many that use such corny lines either not understanding their sexuality (optimistically), or who use it to try and win a woman's heart without sincerely meaning such a thing (pessimistically). I've made it clear in previous responses that by and far the most important quality in a woman to me is her intellect and integrity as a human being with looks being secondary, but I would be lying to myself and every woman I met if I said that looks didn't matter. They do.

For instance: I'm not likely to date someone who weighs more than my desk and everything on it. That weight is just plain unhealthy. "No, I'm big boned--" No, no lady, you're unhealthy, and I'm under no obligation to lie to you and say that you are. Yet I know a couple men that actually like that, are sexually attracted to significantly overweight women. They understand themselves, and I understand myself, and as a result, nobody gets false hopes.

... And yet, still, I see such corny lines as "oh looks don't matter" when a woman is blatantly asking out of curiosity what it is that man finds physically attractive. If women and men were more honest to each other about what they found physically attractive, we'd have a far healthier society that perhaps wouldn't idolize the idea of a woman being a barbie doll, and a man being a refrigerator, and everyone simultaneously condemning and yet tolerating it.
... Ahh... Nahh... That'll never happen. :rotfl:
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And now I'm just growing increasingly sure that I'm an alien :/
 
Kylulu said:
And now I'm just growing increasingly sure that I'm an alien :/
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Not an alien. A human being who belongs to a minority, like everyone else. For example: I'm an atheist (minority) bisexual (minority) with mental instabilities (minority), gamer (minority), and role player (minority) who studies English Literature (minority) and World History (minority) of his own volition. On the sliding political scale, I tend to associate most strongly with socialism (minority), and as a male I love adorable things like ferrets (minority).

There's no shame in being different, and if you feel my tirade was against you, it wasn't. You are who you are, own it mate. That's part of being a man's man, is defeating criticisms about who you are by simply being who you are.
 
#22: Favorite kind of beer/alcohol?
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None.
I'll just stick to sodas (watered down) and any other harmless drinks out there that won't harm my braincells. Because lets face it, you're going to get old and the older you get, the more braincells you loose.

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So WHY would I drink something that will destroy my braincells KNOWING I'm going to need them most when I get 50, 60, 70 ,80, 90, 100, etc? Doesn't make much sense to me.
 
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