Questions for the Men

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I want to answer these for shits and giggles.
 
#1: When you're looking for the mayo (or other refrigerated condiment) do you never move anything out of the way to see if it's behind something?

-My main problem is continually opening the fridge and staring blankly at it for ten seconds before sitting back down. This repeats every 15 minutes.

#2: Why do you insist were the prettiest first thing in the morning with our hair destroyed and possibly makeup everywhere?

-It's cute and we know you would never let anyone else see you in such a state.

#3: Why the fascination with poop?

-....what?

#4: Are fart jokes really that funny?

-No, but farts are.

#5: What are the rules that determine what makes a good explosion?

-The load. ;)

#6: Do you prefer...bacon or breasts?

-Uhm.... Breasts all day.

#7: Does it matter what kind if underwear she's wearing before you get lucky?

-No.

#8: What's your ideal kind of first date?

-Lots of dialogue and laughing.

#9: Do you guys actually like to talk feelings?

-Sometimes.

#10: What about cuddling after sex?

-I get hot. Only for a few minutes.

#11: What's the thing with men and feet?!.

-....?

#12: I'll come back when I have more o.o

-IIIIID

#13: Who would you rather in the bed to sleep with (just sleeping, pervs): your woman or your dog?

-Hmmm. Woman. She is cleaner.

#14: BBQ sauce or ketchup on your meat?

-Eww. Ketchup? All day BBQ. Or.... Hot sauce!

#15: Mayo on your burgers...and why?

-No mayo. Anywhere.

#16 Mayo on your egg sandwich... And why?

-See above.

#17: Do you play with your snot?

-No. I grew out of that when I turned 8.

#18: How does it feel to be able to legally walk around without a shirt on?

-Depressing.

#19: Who is your dream celebrity woman?

-Kate Beckinsale.

#20: Favorite form of transportation?

-Tractor. Awwwww yeah.

#21: Would you travel the world or just stay home in your underwear?

-Can I travel the world in my underwear? Yes.

#22: Favorite kind if beer?

-Newcastle? Idk. Most of them taste bad.

#23: Beards and mustaches or not?

-Beards. But I can't grow one well.

#24: Do you do weird stuff with your 'stache like...lick them?

-No.

#25: Weird habit no one knows?

-....idk?

#26: Would you ever wear woman's underwear? For the lols or frsrs?

-Lolz. I have. It was lolz.

#27: What is with heels in the budoir (bedroom)? Do you like it? Why?

-Uhmmm. Yes, please. I suppose because they are associated with class/properness so it seems taboo?

#28: What is the single most important quality you wish your lady friend would have?

-Intelligence. Oh. My. God. Please don't be dumb.

#29: Bros over "hoes?"

-No. That is what idiot douches say.

#30: Backdoor? Yes or no?

-If the mood is right. Defiantly not something to do all the time or is craved.

#30: Would you prefer the girl make the first move?

-Doesn't matter. Honestly makes me wonder about her promiscuity though and if I need to get tested. (Depends on the incidence)

#31: Hook ups on first dates. It's fine? Or trashy?

-It's fine. I'll honestly stop trying as hard though.

#32: Can booty calls ever become something serious, or is it doomed to fail?

-Hmmmm. I'm in such a relationship. (What does that say of me?)

#33: How far are men willing to go with bacon? Ive seen: Bacon Soda, Maple Bacon Cookies, and Chocolate covered bacon. Isn't it TOO MUCH??

-No bacon.

#34: Is it possible for a single bachelor to have a place of their own, and a clean one at that?

-Yes.

#35: Define how much effort goes into a Bromance?

-Don't have any. I'm a one man wolf pack.

#36: Would you ever compare your wife to your mother?

-Yes. They would be the two woman I love and know best in the world. It is bound to happen.

#37:Do you know what a womans measurements stand for? Not meaning the size in clothes and etc. Her Body Measurements

-Yes.

#38:I want to know why guys like hitting each other in the balls. My friends do it all the time, even my cousins and sadly my brothers. Is it to be a dick to each other or just for some weird amusement?

-Never understood that myself.

Oh Boy"#39: 3Preference question: Shaved/waxed, trimmed, natural or don't care?

-Shaved or trimmed.

#40:Are you a boobs or a bottom man? Come on. You want booty or boobs? :P

-All of them? Probably bottom a little more.

#41: On a scale on 1-10 how bad does it REALLY hurt to get hit in the balls?

-100

#42: What's your thoughts on facial hair for yourself? Is it cool, or is it a hassle?

-Cool. I'm not metro about it.

#43: What's the most annoying thing about being a guy?

-Being so attractive. ;)

#44: A girl who can cook, or a girl who clean?

-Dammmmmmmmn. There is the curveball, was wondering when it would appear. Clean. I'm an excellent cook myself.

#45: You always hear people say what the key to a man's heart is. What is it really? (I know every guy is different. This is just your opinion. )[/QUOTE]

-Trust and chemistry.
 
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#1: When you're looking for the mayo (or other refrigerated condiment) do you never move anything out of the way to see if it's behind something?
Everything is supposed to have its place. If it's not in its place, then things are slacking and they need to be put back in order. Also, why the hell am I making my own sandwhich? The natural order has been destroyed, and now the world will collapse into ruin around us.
#2: Why do you insist were the prettiest first thing in the morning with our hair destroyed and possibly makeup everywhere?
I don't. Hair in disarray, drooling all over the place, bleary eyed.... Naw, I think it's the cute restful expression, so peaceful and serene. It makes everything else null and void. And ya really shouldn't go to sleep with make-up on. That stuff isn't good for your face, isn't good for the pillowcases and definitely isn't good for my shoulder.
#3: Why the fascination with poop?
What fascination with poop? The "Hey, come look at this turd!" kind of fascination? I don't know. It's weird. Are girls fascinated with poop?
#4: Are fart jokes really that funny?
People tell jokes about farts? Am I missing out on something here?
#5: What are the rules that determine what makes a good explosion?
With proper manipulation and stimulation, it should get all over the place and result in a disastrous mess.
#6: Do you prefer...bacon or breasts?
Definitely breasts. But I wouldn't mind a platter of bacon served by an exposed rack.
#7: Does it matter what kind if underwear she's wearing before you get lucky?
Who cares about the underwear? It won't be on long anyways.
#8: What's your ideal kind of first date?
Should have asked me this six years ago when I was a hopeless romantic and had a broad view of all the cute little things couples can do that other long term couples cringe at. Now I'd say sharing a burrito at taco bell and laughing and stupid shit.
#9: Do you guys actually like to talk feelings?
No. Feelings are for wimps. We need to talk actions. Planning. What is it that we need to do to take over the world? Or at least establish a long lasting Empire for the descendants.
#10: What about cuddling after sex?
Cuddling? I got work in the morning.
#11: What's the thing with men and feet?!.
Once again, this is a thing? Feet are generally disgusting. I'll give you a foot massage, but I expect on in return. Or, you know what, fuck it, just give me a foot massage.
#12: I'll come back when I have more o.o
More what? Depending on what you're bringing, I might not open the door.
#13: Who would you rather in the bed to sleep with (just sleeping, pervs): your woman or your dog?
Why would I want my dog in my bed? It gets hair all over the place. Besides, I like the feel of a nice, warm, smooth body next to mine.
#14: BBQ sauce or ketchup on your meat?
It /really/ depends upon the kind of meat. And generally, if you're talking steak, if it's cooked right you really don't need any kind of extra sauces. The juices from the meat should be sufficient.
#15: Mayo on your burgers...and why?
Because... it's the norm? I thought? >.> Mayo, Ketchup, and Mustard.
#16 Mayo on your egg sandwich... And why?
Same, Mayo, Ketchup, and Mustard.
#17: Do you play with your snot?
Pick, roll, and toss.
#18: How does it feel to be able to legally walk around without a shirt on?
Makes me feel like women should be able to legally walk around without a shirt on. Then, I might have a problem walking around, but whatever.
#19: Who is your dream celebrity woman?
??? I find celebrities to be annoying and generally retarded. Besides, why settle for one?
#20: Favorite form of transportation?
Car. Because I'm in control. Fuck trains ( moves too damned fast ) fuck planes ( seriously no control there, you're there until it lands ) and fuck boats ( sharks, anyone? ). If shit hits the fan, I want to be able to roll out and walk away. Or limp. Or crawl. Whichever. The prospect of putting my life completely in the hands of someone who may prove to be incompetent is frightening.
#21: Would you travel the world or just stay home in your underwear?
Given the opportunity to travel the world? Travel the world in my underwear. And get a wife from every country. Cause fuck it.
#22: Favorite kind if beer?
Vodka. Or Rum. What's beer?
#23: Beards and mustaches or not?
Both, and goatee. I like my facial hair. Makes me look like some kind of feudal chinese conqueror.
#24: Do you do weird stuff with your 'stache like...lick them?
If a hair gets too long and I can feel it on my lip, I'll bite it off.
#25: Weird habit no one knows?
I like porn.
#26: Would you ever wear woman's underwear? For the lols or frsrs?
I... dunno? Depends upon how drunk I am and how kinky I'm feeling?
#27: What is with heels in the budoir (bedroom)? Do you like it? Why?
No. Clothes come off. The less, the better.
#28: What is the single most important quality you wish your lady friend would have?
Is this implying that my lady friend doesn't have this? Or if I just want to ensure that any female who I may have an attraction to has this? Definitely Intelligence, but I'm lucky to say that my wife is smarter than the general female. Independence is also good.
#29: Bros over "hoes?"
... wut? More hoes please.
#30: Would you prefer the girl make the first move?
If they want to? Doesn't matter. It's a free country, and equality for all. I've never had a problem with females being blunt.
#31: Hook ups on first dates. It's fine? Or trashy?
I'd say it depends upon the situation, and how things go.
#32: Can booty calls ever become something serious, or is it doomed to fail?
Wouldn't know. But I don't see why not, you're getting to know the other person on an intimate level. Depends on how everything else goes as far as the connection.
#33: How far are men willing to go with bacon? Ive seen: Bacon Soda, Maple Bacon Cookies, and Chocolate covered bacon. Isn't it TOO MUCH??
Bacon Bacon is enough, thanks.
#34: Is it possible for a single bachelor to have a place of their own, and a clean one at that?
I used to have seven people in one household. And they were all lazy. I learned to keep my area clean, while the rest of theirs was trash. I'm picky about cleanliness, but not overly so. If I feel it's important, I can keep it clean.
#35: Define how much effort goes into a Bromance?
What the flying fuck is a bromance? Reminds me of that bros before hoes crap. Females first. I'm a fucking lion. I need my pride.
#36: Would you ever compare your wife to your mother?
Erm, no. I pity my mother. I for damned sure wouldn't want my wife to be like her.
#37:Do you know what a womans measurements stand for? Not meaning the size in clothes and etc. Her Body Measurements
That's common sense stuff. Only three things to really measure, the bust, the hips, and the waist.
#38:I want to know why guys like hitting each other in the balls. My friends do it all the time, even my cousins and sadly my brothers. Is it to be a dick to each other or just for some weird amusement?
Anyone hits me in the balls, I'm going to be fucking pissed and hurt someone.
#40:Are you a boobs or a bottom man? Come on. You want booty or boobs? :P
Both. And legs. And arms. And the neck. And hands are nice too. And that nice little groove on the back. But if I had to choose, I'd go with boobs cause they are cleaner. Wouldn't catch me sucking on an ass.
#41: On a scale on 1-10 how bad does it REALLY hurt to get hit in the balls?
It... depends on how hard one is hit? It's painful, and leaves that "balls sunk into your gut" feeling, but I doubt it would drop me. Then again, I've never really been hit in the nuts that hard. I know to keep weak spots defended.
#42: What's your thoughts on facial hair for yourself? Is it cool, or is it a hassle?
My facial hair doesn't grow that much, so for the most part an occasional trim is all I need.
#43: What's the most annoying thing about being a guy?
Society expects us to take care of everything.
#44: A girl who can cook, or a girl who clean?
Both. It's not hard to do.
#45: You always hear people say what the key to a man's heart is. What is it really? (I know every guy is different. This is just your opinion.
Don't play games. Mental games, I mean. She better play fucking video games, or I'll be pissed. And I'm not talking about Farmville.
 
Can't believe there are over 40 questions well now you 54.

46. We talked about what you may like in a girl or friends, but what are flaws you can deal with in a person?
47. Do you like a girl that's high maintenance, low maintenance, or just somewhere in between?
48. Do you like a women that wears perfume or do you frankly not give a shit?
49. Would you have sex in public or stay at home to do it?
50. Boxers, briefs, or no underwear?
51. How many times do you wear your underwear before you wash it?
52. Would you shave off your body hair like women do? If you were to remove your body hair would you shave it or wax it?
53. If you had a daughter would you want her to date someone almost like you or someone that was almost your opposite?
54. Guys are suppose to be protectors and the strongest in relationships. Would it matter to you if your girlfriend was stronger than you?
 
#45: We talked about what you may like in a girl or friends, but what are flaws you can deal with in a person?

Generally anything that doesn't trigger emotional scars in me. Anything else is something workable, as each individual has a differing set of characteristics, it'd be difficult to make a static list of flaws I could tolerate.

#46: Do you like a girl that's high maintenance, low maintenance, or just somewhere in between?

Definitely not high maintenance. If I have to spend significant amounts of cash just to make her happy, she's not worth my time, and frankly she should probably learn how to be happy with life as it is because it won't change for her.

On the other hand, I don't mind helping people with emotional baggage, so long as they reciprocate for me. I've dated depressed people before. The ones that did well with me were the ones that found a way to try and cheer up with me, that didn't just lean on me.

I suppose "independent and competent" would be more important than the specific maintenance level, though high maintenance women do seem to be universally crass anchors that spit at guys like me. Take that as you will.

#47: Do you like a women that wears perfume or do you frankly not give a shit?

I don't really like perfume. I don't think it's "not giving a shit" to not wear it, I think it's being kind to my nose. Most perfume smells absolutely atrocious, especially since the women that tend to use it, overdo it and end up smelling like artificial skunks. Still, in small amounts it can be done well.

#48: Would you have sex in public or stay at home to do it?

For a woman that won my heart, we could do it anywhere so long as we don't get caught breaking the law. :discoball:

#49: Boxers, briefs, or no underwear?

Boxer-Briefs.

#50: How many times do you wear your underwear before you wash it?

Once. Because it would be unsanitary otherwise.

#51: Would you shave off your body hair like women do? If you were to remove your body hair would you shave it or wax it?

Uhh... I dunno? I don't really have to, so I don't think I would. If I did though, probably wax it. Yeah it'd hurt like hell, but one good rip and I'm good to go. Besides, I'm a man. That water you see rolling down from my eyes is just the manliness attempting to escape its confines. Totally.

#52: If you had a daughter would you want her to date someone almost like you or someone that was almost your opposite?

Neither? I'd let her date whomsoever she chose to, and would simply be the parent that did his best to help her with life issues. If she wanted to date a guy like me, cool. Nothing like me, cool. Another woman, still cool. Just... No dating that one guy that shoots heroin in the back lot. That'd be where I'd draw the line.

Course, I'll probably never have kids, so I don't have to worry about this.

#53: Guys are suppose to be protectors and the strongest in relationships. Would it matter to you if your girlfriend was stronger than you?

No. I don't subscribe to old theories of gender roles. Sexual dimorphism is a thing, don't get me wrong, and I am the protective sort of person for people I care about, but if my girlfriend wants to protect me as well, I don't think I'd object to that really. In fact, I think I'd feel rather cherished.
 
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The numbering got messed up somewhere, because the last one I answered was 47. Strange, that. Oh well, onward!

46. I don't consider them flaws. I consider them challenges. :3

47. Low maintenance, for sure. I dated a high maintenance woman once, and felt more like a babysitter than a boyfriend. That was more than uncomfortable.

48. No preference, although too much perfume is a quick way to get rid of me.

49. I don't mind, so long as we don't get caught.

50. No preference, though I lean more towards boxers.

51. Typically once.

52. I wouldn't mind doing it, if the woman I'm with asks. If so, for funsies, I'd let her decide.

53. I'd want my girl to date whoever she felt like. I'd want her to feel a sense of independence. I may not like her choices, mind you, but I'd also be certain she would learn from them.

54. It wouldn't matter to me at all. I may not be the strongest physically, but I can still protect in other ways. I'm street-savvy and I know how to use words to aid me, where I would otherwise fail without them.
 
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46. We talked about what you may like in a girl or friends, but what are flaws you can deal with in a person?

I'm a pushover, who's willing to overlook most anything that isn't straight up abusive.


47. Do you like a girl that's high maintenance, low maintenance, or just somewhere in between?

Low maintenance boyfriends are best boyfriends. (Because I don't date women. Often.)


48. Do you like a women that wears perfume or do you frankly not give a shit?

I would prefer deodorant and nothing else. Perfume/Body Spray bugs my nose and gives me headaches.


49. Would you have sex in public or stay at home to do it?

While sex in public is an intriguing idea, I do not have the courage to attempt something like that.


50. Boxers, briefs, or no underwear?

Comando is comfiest.


51. How many times do you wear your underwear before you wash it?

Once.


52. Would you shave off your body hair like women do? If you were to remove your body hair would you shave it or wax it?

Not all woman shave off their body hair. And the most I'd be willing to go is shave the limbs/chest/face area, and trim the rest. No waxing. Ever. Did my legs on a dare once. Never again.


53. If you had a daughter would you want her to date someone almost like you or someone that was almost your opposite?

…Someone like me in terms of manners, compassion, kindness, but my total opposite when it comes to work ethic, ambition, and mental health.


54. Guys are suppose to be protectors and the strongest in relationships. Would it matter to you if your girlfriend was stronger than you?

Don't normally have girlfriends. And while it's cool if my partner is stronger than myself, I'm okay with being the brawn.
 
Lucifers Sairen said:
Can't believe there are over 40 questions well now you 54.

46. We talked about what you may like in a girl or friends, but what are flaws you can deal with in a person?
47. Do you like a girl that's high maintenance, low maintenance, or just somewhere in between?
48. Do you like a women that wears perfume or do you frankly not give a shit?
49. Would you have sex in public or stay at home to do it?
50. Boxers, briefs, or no underwear?
51. How many times do you wear your underwear before you wash it?
52. Would you shave off your body hair like women do? If you were to remove your body hair would you shave it or wax it?
53. If you had a daughter would you want her to date someone almost like you or someone that was almost your opposite?
54. Guys are suppose to be protectors and the strongest in relationships. Would it matter to you if your girlfriend was stronger than you?
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Oh these questions are awesome
 
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46. We talked about what you may like in a girl or friends, but what are flaws you can deal with in a person?
Most. Flaws can generally be improved upon if a person is willing to consistently strive for improvement. Because at the end of the day, we're always changing. Ignorance, though, tends to be one of those things that tends to persist.
47. Do you like a girl that's high maintenance, low maintenance, or just somewhere in between?
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger....
48. Do you like a women that wears perfume or do you frankly not give a shit?
Meh. Do you know what they use to make perfumes? Or makeup for that matter? I like the smell of soaps, body washes, and shampoo's mixed with the natural scents. Generally people tend to use the same things, and all those make up a distinct smell for the individual.
49. Would you have sex in public or stay at home to do it?
Would totally have sex in public.
50. Boxers, briefs, or no underwear?
Boxer briefs. I don't like untangling my nuts in boxers, or being cramped up in briefs. Boxer Briefs are a nice comfortable fit. Enough for support, but not restricting.
51. How many times do you wear your underwear before you wash it?
Is this even a question? Once. Anyone who wears underwear more than one day needs to rethink their life choices.
52. Would you shave off your body hair like women do? If you were to remove your body hair would you shave it or wax it?
No. I like my body hair.
53. If you had a daughter would you want her to date someone almost like you or someone that was almost your opposite?
Difficult question. I understand my flaws, so on one hand would say no. I also think I'm actually a pretty decent guy, different from the norm. So would say yes.
54. Guys are suppose to be protectors and the strongest in relationships. Would it matter to you if your girlfriend was stronger than you?
We all have our strengths and weaknesses. But considering my high level of arrogance, self esteem, and pride, I think if a woman tried to be stronger than me we'd be fighting all the time. Like, straight up in the dirt dick matching brawls. And that sounds kinda fun and erotic.
 
46. We talked about what you may like in a girl or friends, but what are flaws you can deal with in a person?

I can deal with anything except for the inability to look at the consequences of your actions and inactions. Generally speaking, I'm a fairly controlling/intimidating person when I want to be (i.e., at work), and people tend to respond very quickly when I bring on the authority. Their personal flaws will be curtailed or turned into strengths when some cocksure medical intern gets put under my team. All I ask is that they learn to appreciate the consequences of their actions/inactions. Do that, and they learn. Fail to do that, and someone tends to get hurt or killed in our profession.

47. Do you like a girl that's high maintenance, low maintenance, or just somewhere in between?

Low maintenance.

48. Do you like a women that wears perfume or do you frankly not give a shit?

Don't give a shit. Most women smell pretty good regardless.

49. Would you have sex in public or stay at home to do it?

Totally have sex in public. Hell, I try to have sex in my parents' or in-laws' house on the sly, just because I think its kind of funny. My wife thinks I'm gross and naughty, but I think its a turn on.

50. Boxers, briefs, or no underwear?

Briefs. I use boxers as if they were regular shorts and wear them over briefs. I mean, they're boxer SHORTS. Ergo, I wear them like shorts.

51. How many times do you wear your underwear before you wash it?

Once.

52. Would you shave off your body hair like women do? If you were to remove your body hair would you shave it or wax it?

Asian. I don't have much body hair. I like to tell people I transplanted it to my face for my awesome, full beard.

53. If you had a daughter would you want her to date someone almost like you or someone that was almost your opposite?

I want a tomboy. So I guess someone like me? I want her to be able to kick the ass of any asshole trying to pick her up when she doesn't want to be picked up. It'd be fucking hilarious. I'd also want her to be tiny. Because nothing's funnier than a 5'0", 100 lb. girl beating the daylights out of a linebacker. Oh man, I'd lol so hard at that.

54. Guys are suppose to be protectors and the strongest in relationships. Would it matter to you if your girlfriend was stronger than you?

No. She can be stronger or faster or smarter. Somehow, I doubt any of that would make her a better FIGHTER than me (there's more to fighting than strength, speed, or intellect). But I wouldn't hold that against her, either. I love challenges!
 
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Oh these questions are awesome
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You never know might just add more questions. My mind wanders quite a bit during the day XD
 
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#1: When you're looking for the mayo (or other refrigerated condiment) do you never move anything out of the way to see if it's behind something?

I do move things around when I'm looking for them.

#2: Why do you insist were the prettiest first thing in the morning with our hair destroyed and possibly makeup everywhere?

Admittedly, the earliest that I see a girl that this could apply to is at school as the only one that I see before that gave me 50% of my DNA... so Can't really answer.

#3: Why the fascination with poop?

I have a sensitive stomach when it comes to discussions like this.... Especially while eating...

#4: Are fart jokes really that funny?

not really....

#5: What are the rules that determine what makes a good explosion?

What kind of explosion..? (given some of the other's answers.) If you mean the destructive side... then... large, fire-y, and men in suits walking towards the camera works fine. Bonus points for epic music. Also, in the destructive kind... A pink-haired, washboard chest Tsundere shouting explosion with a wand pointed at her perverted familiar who can wield any weapon perfectly with the cloud being black is also good. (I wonder how many of you get what I'm referring to... ^^; *shot*)


#6: Do you prefer...bacon or breasts?

Bacon.

#7: Does it matter what kind if underwear she's wearing before you get lucky?

Think of me as Sheldon. I don't 'get lucky' in this term of the phrase. Besides... I'd actually need a GF to 'get lucky' in this terminology.

#8: What's your ideal kind of first date?

*shrugs* something to actually make me talk I guess..? I'm a kinda introverted quiet guy....

#9: Do you guys actually like to talk feelings?

Depends.

#10: What about cuddling after sex?

Can't answer that. Haven't had it myself.

#11: What's the thing with men and feet?!.

I don't really know....

#12: I'll come back when I have more o.o

K.

#13: Who would you rather in the bed to sleep with (just sleeping, pervs): your woman or your dog?

Well, given that I haven't had a GF yet... I'd have to say my dog. ^^;

#14: BBQ sauce or ketchup on your meat?

Generally neither.

#15: Mayo on your burgers...and why?

Eww. No. If I was to get a burger, just add cheese and bacon.

#16 Mayo on your egg sandwich... And why?

Ew. Mayo.

#17: Do you play with your snot?

no.

#18: How does it feel to be able to legally walk around without a shirt on?

Given that I don't really go outside other than to go to school... I'm indifferent here.

#19: Who is your dream celebrity woman?

Meh.

#20: Favorite form of transportation?

Car I guess. But for those really long distances.... (that is across the country/world) then plane.

#21: Would you travel the world or just stay home in your underwear?

Hmm... I guess travel the world here... that way I get to see many sights.

#22: Favorite kind if beer?

Okay... so I live in the USA. Look at my star. See the problem (if you know the legal drinking age that is)?
Plus... The only alcohol I have really drank is very small tastes of wine. (religious and small tastes with parental supervision.)

#23: Beards and mustaches or not?

I have to say beards and mustaches... Because when I recently shaved and put the covers up near my face (for no reason really...) It felt weird at my upper lip...

#24: Do you do weird stuff with your 'stache like...lick them?

I do not have enough hair on my upper lip to be considered a mustache.

#25: Weird habit no one knows?

none.

#26: Would you ever wear woman's underwear? For the lols or frsrs?

no.

#27: What is with heels in the budoir (bedroom)? Do you like it? Why?

huh?

#28: What is the single most important quality you wish your lady friend would have?

Hmm..... Smart Otaku-ish person. Does that count as one? (if not, then IDK between the two...)

#29: Bros over "hoes?"

Well, yeah... because I haven't had any dating experience...

#29. (not retyping, this was the Risque one.)

...

#30: Would you prefer the girl make the first move?

Actually, kinda. Shy-ish introverted person here...

#31: Hook ups on first dates. It's fine? Or trashy?

If by hook ups you mean right to 'the beast with two backs'... then I'd have to say trashy. If not... then IDK what it means...

#32: Can booty calls ever become something serious, or is it doomed to fail?

I am unfamiliar with booty calls...

#33: How far are men willing to go with bacon? Ive seen: Bacon Soda, Maple Bacon Cookies, and Chocolate covered bacon. Isn't it TOO MUCH??

Okay so my view is: Chocolate: Good. Bacon: Good. Together?: NO THANK YOU!!
So yes. It is a bit much there...

#34: Is it possible for a single bachelor to have a place of their own, and a clean one at that?

I don't see why not.

#35: Define how much effort goes into a Bromance?

Bromance... Just the effort of becoming very close friends with another guy, if my understanding of the term is right.

#36: Would you ever compare your wife to your mother?

I sure hope I wouldn't...

#37:Do you know what a womans measurements stand for? Not meaning the size in clothes and etc. Her Body Measurements

Size of her curvy parts. (I watched an anime where the pervy main character answered a question about another main character (whom has karate chops of furry,)'s measurements. It was bust, waist and hips, If I remember correctly.

#38:I want to know why guys like hitting each other in the balls. My friends do it all the time, even my cousins and sadly my brothers. Is it to be a dick to each other or just for some weird amusement?

Just to be dicks to each other, if you ask me.

#39 (not retyping the Q.)

.... *shrugs*

#40:Are you a boobs or a bottom man? Come on. You want booty or boobs? :P

I'd have to say boobs, given that my conception is small butt=more fit.

#41: On a scale on 1-10 how bad does it REALLY hurt to get hit in the balls?

I'd have to say something like a 8.5 or something like that... after consecutive hits... the pain dulls. (Human foosball experience... was hit in there multiple times by the ball... in one game.... all kicked by one kid...)

#42: What's your thoughts on facial hair for yourself? Is it cool, or is it a hassle?

ATM, I'd have to say a hassle, due to the trimming that it needs...

#43: What's the most annoying thing about being a guy?

'Those' moments while wearing jeans... in public, so you can't 'rearrange' to try and make it feel less tight.

#44: A girl who can cook, or a girl who clean?

IDK... Probably cook though...

#45: You always hear people say what the key to a man's heart is. What is it really? (I know every guy is different. This is just your opinion. )

Similar interests. Like for me it would be videogames and anime.

46. We talked about what you may like in a girl or friends, but what are flaws you can deal with in a person?

*shrugs* IDK really.

47. Do you like a girl that's high maintenance, low maintenance, or just somewhere in between?

I do not understand this...

48. Do you like a women that wears perfume or do you frankly not give a shit?

As long as they don't go overboard so its not too intoxicating, I won't mind.

49. Would you have sex in public or stay at home to do it?

I would have to say at home... because in public would be very much so a disturbance IMHO

50. Boxers, briefs, or no underwear?

boxers.

51. How many times do you wear your underwear before you wash it?

Once.

52. Would you shave off your body hair like women do? If you were to remove your body hair would you shave it or wax it?

Not really... If I was to remove it though... IDK really...

53. If you had a daughter would you want her to date someone almost like you or someone that was almost your opposite?

Hey. As long as she likes him and he isn't a scumbag, I think I'd be fine with it.

54. Guys are suppose to be protectors and the strongest in relationships. Would it matter to you if your girlfriend was stronger than you?

TBH.... I would actually prefer that.... Given that I myself am not that physically strong.... ^^;
 
As a gay man, I had to alter a few questions to make them relevant and remove a couple others.


#1: When you're looking for the mayo (or other refrigerated condiment) do you never move anything out of the way to see if it's behind something?
Only if I really want it. If I can do without, I'll do without.

#3: Why the fascination with poop?
I have zero fascination with poop.

#4: Are fart jokes really that funny?
If well executed, any sort of joke can be funny.

#5: What are the rules that determine what makes a good explosion?
I'm not personally an explosion type of guy, but I figure a few limbs or other body parts flying everywhere would be entertaining.

#6: Do you prefer...bacon or breasts?
Definitely gonna go with bacon on that one.

#7: Does it matter what kind if underwear she's he's wearing before you get lucky?
Briefs are sexier than boxers.

#8: What's your ideal kind of first date?
Takeout and movies to enjoy at home. It's more personal than going out to a restaurant or theater or whatever.

#9: Do you guys actually like to talk feelings?
Yes. Doesn't mean we will, but we'd like to.

#10: What about cuddling after sex?
Yes.

#11: What's the thing with men and feet?!.
Well... I don't have any sort of foot fetish, but well groomed toenails can say a lot about a person?

#13: Who would you rather in the bed to sleep with (just sleeping, pervs): your woman man or your dog?
Why not both?

#14: BBQ sauce or ketchup on your meat?
BBQ Sauce. I only like ketchup with french fries.

#15: Mayo on your burgers...and why?
Yes. Because chicken sandwiches from Wendy's with extra mayo are fucking delicious, okay?

#16 Mayo on your egg sandwich... And why?
Ew, god, no.

#17: Do you play with your snot?
No. Kristoff is a dirty liar, okay?

#18: How does it feel to be able to legally walk around without a shirt on?
Pretty great. I wouldn't do it, but it's nice to know I can.

#20: Favorite form of transportation?
None. I hate all transportation. Buses in particular can go to hell.

#21: Would you travel the world or just stay home in your underwear?
Staying home is always so much better.

#22: Favorite kind if beer?
I don't drink.

#23: Beards and mustaches or not?
I like well-groomed mustaches, but beards, not so much. Oh, you mean on me. No, neither.

#24: Do you do weird stuff with your 'stache like...lick them?
I don't keep facial hair, but that sounds icky.

#25: Weird habit no one knows?
When I'm bored, I start kicking my pillow into the air. I don't know why.

#26: Would you ever wear woman's underwear? For the lols or frsrs?
Nah, I ain't that type of guy.

#28: What is the single most important quality you wish your lady man friend would have?
The ability to carry a conversation is pretty important, because frankly, I suck at it.

#30: Backdoor? Yes or no?
I'm gay. It's kind of the only option.
#31: Hook ups on first dates. It's fine? Or trashy?
Depends on how long you've known the person. If you've been good friends for a while and already know you're compatible, things happen.

#32: Can booty calls ever become something serious, or is it doomed to fail?
Doomed.

#33: How far are men willing to go with bacon? Ive seen: Bacon Soda, Maple Bacon Cookies, and Chocolate covered bacon. Isn't it TOO MUCH??
As much as I love bacon, those things just made me gag. I like bacon on its own or with other kinds of meat. I had steak wrapped in bacon for dinner, last night...

#34: Is it possible for a single bachelor to have a place of their own, and a clean one at that?
Yes. Just takes a bit of effort that most are not willing to put in.

#35: Define how much effort goes into a Bromance?
For gay guys, the Bromances are just all the more difficult to maintain. It takes all the effort. All of it.


#37:Do you know what a womans measurements stand for? Not meaning the size in clothes and etc. Her Body Measurements
No idea.

#38:I want to know why guys like hitting each other in the balls. My friends do it all the time, even my cousins and sadly my brothers. Is it to be a dick to each other or just for some weird amusement?
God, that was a painful question. Why would you do that to me? That was mean. I expect an apology.

Oh Boy"#39: Preference question: Shaved/waxed, trimmed, natural or don't care?
Trimmed.
#40:Are you a boobs or a bottom man?
I like butts.

#41: On a scale on 1-10 how bad does it REALLY hurt to get hit in the balls?
How do you like being punched in the boob? Now multiply that by, ehh, 7.

#42: What's your thoughts on facial hair for yourself? Is it cool, or is it a hassle?
A hassle. Can't stand it.

#43: What's the most annoying thing about being a guy?
Random boners.

#44: A girl guy who can cook, or a girl guy who clean?
Guys who can cook are sexy.

#45: You always hear people say what the key to a man's heart is. What is it really? (I know every guy is different. This is just your opinion. )
Um... I'm not sure. I can't think of anything so simple... Uh... I'm a sucker for a well-cooked dinner?
 
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I was going to answer all the questions here on vocaroo because i'm a horrible person, but i'm way way way too tired.

So maybe another time! :D
 
55. why do guys ignore texts sometimes?

Everyone ignores texts sometimes. It's not just a guy thing. Sometimes, I read texts and then get distracted and forget I haven't answered ._.;; Other times, I'm just not in the mood to talk. Or I'm busy. Or I fell asleep. There's a whole number of reasons to why I sometimes don't reply.



56. Should you never trust a guy who won't let you hold their phone?

If that's all it takes to break your trust in the man, maybe you should rethink your relationship.



57. How does a women tell if she's in the friend zone?

When she asks and he says "Sorry, I'm not interested in you in that way." Or when he finally catches on and confronts her, saying "Sorry, I'm not interested in you in that way." Basically, be straightforward and ask. Because what one person might consider flirting, another might just consider being friendly.
 
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