#13: Who would you rather in the bed to sleep with (just sleeping, pervs): your woman or your dog?
I don't have a dog. If I had one, I'd rather let him sleep somewhere else than a woman, but I'd prefer if she was okay with him sleeping on the bed.
#14: BBQ sauce or ketchup on your meat?
Ketchup, I guess...
#15: Mayo on your burgers...and why?
I don't eat burgers.
#16 Mayo on your egg sandwich... And why?
I don't eat egg sandwiches... I don't even like eggs o_o
#17: Do you play with your snot?
No, I don't play with my snot.
#18: How does it feel to be able to legally walk around without a shirt on?
I don't know, I don't do that in public.
#19: Who is your dream celebrity woman?
Don't have a dream woman.
#20: Favorite form of transportation?
By car or bicycle (if it's faster)
#21: Would you travel the world or just stay home in your underwear?
The latter - I hate traveling.
#22: Favorite kind if beer?
Don't have one as I don't drink
#23: Beards and mustaches or not?
Sure.
#24: Do you do weird stuff with your 'stache like...lick them?
Don't have one and never did
#25: Weird habit no one knows?
Uh... I don't know either :|
#26: Would you ever wear woman's underwear? For the lols or frsrs?
No
#27: What is with heels in the budoir (bedroom)? Do you like it? Why?
I don't really care about heels at all
#28: What is the single most important quality you wish your lady friend would have?
That is a question that I don't feel I could answer preemtively.
#29: Bros over "hoes?"
No.
#30: Would you prefer the girl make the first move?
I guess so
#31: Hook ups on first dates. It's fine? Or trashy?
Rather the latter, but I'm not judging anyone.
#32: Can booty calls ever become something serious, or is it doomed to fail?
Don't even know what those are.
After reading it up: What do I know? D:
#33: How far are men willing to go with bacon? Ive seen: Bacon Soda, Maple Bacon Cookies, and Chocolate covered bacon. Isn't it TOO MUCH??
Never tasted bacon
#34: Is it possible for a single bachelor to have a place of their own, and a clean one at that?
Sure
#35: Define how much effort goes into a Bromance?
0
#36: Would you ever compare your wife to your mother?
No
#37:Do you know what a womans measurements stand for? Not meaning the size in clothes and etc. Her Body Measurements
Nope
#38:I want to know why guys like hitting each other in the balls. My friends do it all the time, even my cousins and sadly my brothers. Is it to be a dick to each other or just for some weird amusement?
I don't know, I find it stupid and frankly none of my friends do it.
#40:Are you a boobs or a bottom man? Come on. You want booty or boobs? :P
Uhm... Would rather not talk about that in public
#41: On a scale on 1-10 how bad does it REALLY hurt to get hit in the balls?
I don't know, never really happened to me.
#42: What's your thoughts on facial hair for yourself? Is it cool, or is it a hassle?
As much of a hassle as normal hair is.
#43: What's the most annoying thing about being a guy?
Prejudices and genderbased discrimination - would be the same if I was a woman, I think.
#44: A girl who can cook, or a girl who clean?
Doesn't have to be any of that, but I guess rather the former.
I'd think that everybody can clean, cooking is a tad more difficult.
#45: You always hear people say what the key to a man's heart is. What is it really? (I know every guy is different. This is just your opinion. )
Good friendship?
That seems kind of obvious though
#46: I watch a show called Guy Code. I think it is hilarious. Is there such thing as a guy code? I know there isn't literally, but do you yourself believe in guy code? Or is it every man for himself?
No, I don't. If someone does, that's up to them