Are you sure you don't have another daughter?Whatever they are. They don't work.
Maybe you got some dude male pregnant and he had the child. I mean, it happens in so much fan fiction that it's got to be a real thing by now, right?I'm pretty sure I would remember giving birth to another kid.... O.O
*still has his tinfoil detective hat on*
I'm sure someone on Iwaku has good photoshop skills but it ain't me. Because we all know a good conspiracy theorist makes up evidence to support his hypothesis; its the only way people will know and believe the truth!Pics or it didn't happen!
Oh fuck. ABORT ABORT! 902442, 902446 GET BACK TO DA SHIP!You never know. Aliens can do some crazy stuff to your mind. *still has his tinfoil detective hat on after all* She could have been raised by extremely articulated aliens who's given her a mission to spy on you through Iwaku; and they of course kill you for spelling mistakes, because after the spelling then its the grammar.
No, I'm not implying it. I'm explicitly stating it.@Jorick Are you implying I can impregnate a guy? That's insane!
Actually, irrelevant human, the replacement of the word "the" with "da" is a humorous, subtle reference to your cultural phenomenon known as the "meme''. It is discussed on the website www.knowyourmeme.com, under the "Get To The Choppa" entry. For your small, poorly structured brain I have attached sample images to aid you through visual learning cues:You said "da ship" not the ship. Damn you so dead.
@Jorick Are you implying I can impregnate a guy? That's insane!
Actually, irrelevant human, the replacement of the word "the" with "da" is a humorous, subtle reference to your cultural phenomenon known as the "meme''. It is discussed on the website www.knowyourmeme.com, under the "Get To The Choppa" entry. For your small, poorly structured brain I have attached sample images to aid you through visual learning cues:
What a tragic mistake.Now these aliens are trying to appropriate our memes!
The Official Conspiracy Theorist Commentator: "That was a brillliant move on the part of Lysander. He deftly deflected blame back to the alien's, a classic maneuver to respond against sound logic & a sick burn. Lets see if he can go in for the knockout, folks!"
Aliens are everywhere. Aliens are bad. Aliens are stealing our memes. WE HAVE TO FIGHT BACK!
*the crowd of delusional men & woman clap, slap, flail, scream, and froth in fanaticism*
The Narrator: "And you all know kids; that crazy men and woman feed off of each other regardless of sound logic and reason. And of course they don't respect the sick burn."
... I don't know what the fuck just happened. A section of my brain just switched on, took over, and wouldn't stop. *puts the tinfoil detective hat away* I think that did it.
Edit #1: I think I may have contributed into devolving this thread into the cousin of the insanity thread.
Edit #2: Its now 3 AM. I'm going to go sleep.
Yes momNo arguing on my thread! Don't make me send you all to the corner.