Corrupt Wishing Well of Doom!

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Granted, but he decides he won't be your cat anymore. Cats do that sometimes.

I wish the pot was full of this good soup.
 
granted, but you can't get the lid off and every time you try you burn yourself.

I wish I had a new set of cloths
 
Granted, but the cat secretly barfs hairballs behind the couch every night.

I wish birds could talk.
 
granted but you have the life time of a 17 year locus


I wish I had a sun tan
 
Granted but its only visible when its freezing outside

I wish I found this board game earlier
 
granted, but you have the memory of a flea soooo....

wish you had found this sooner too
 
granted but you also have a memory of a flea

I wish there wasn't any fleas
 
granted, hey! where'd you go???

wish lettuce was useful
 
Granted it is now used as toilet paper and gives you rashes

Wish I wasn't stuck at work
 
granted, you are now unemployed


wish I had something super-de-duper fun to do
 
Granted, it's also extremely dangerous.

I wish fruits bottled themselves whenever I tell them to.
 
granted, you run out of bottles

wish i never got lonly
 
granted meet bob the annoying little perverted gnome he will be with you forever.

I wish I was at the pub
 
Granted, but it's past closing time, so nobody else is there and you can't get out.

I wish they made better cat food.
 
Granted it has now replaced french fries

Wish I could get a cider
 
Granted, but you suddenly feel sick to your stomach and have to forego it for fear of throwing up.

I wish I had a plague mask.
 
Granted but now you will always have wild rats climbing on you

I wish french fries never existed :)
 
Granted, but now I will invent them and make some.

I wish I could read minds.
 
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