Corrupt Wishing Well of Doom!

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Granted, but it's inside a block of concrete you now also have but can't break open.

I wish I had a castle atop a mountain peak.
 
granted, but you can't climb up to it

wish I had a fish dinner, I'm hungry lol
 
Granted, but the cat gets to it first.

I wish I didn't have quite so many insect bites.
 
granted, but now your cat scratches you to pieces

wish I had a kitty of my own
 
Granted, but he spends most of his time hiding under couches, so you can't play with him.

I wish the nearby lake was clearer.
 
granted but it's poisonus so you can't do anything with it

wish summer lasted forever
 
Granted, it's also a hundred times hotter. Everything dies out in short order.

I wish someone else went and bought all the things I will now have to shop for.
 
Granted but he forgets where to deliver them

I wish I knew what i wanted to wish for
 
Granted, but turns out it's such a silly wish that you laugh until you fall off your chair, and you bump your head against the floor.

I wish I didn't take so long to phrase things to my satisfaction.
 
granted but you can't spell now

I wish I couldn't feel pain
 
*Yea I know but still*

granted it's squashed

I wish my hair wouldn't go curly when I'm growing it
 
Granted, now it doesn't grow at all.

I wish that whenever this dance requires me to kneel/drop/otherwise contact the ground, rocks and sharp twigs would move out of the way.
 
Granted but now thistles are always there

I wish I could dance
 
Granted, but you can only do that when thistles are everywhere. :P

I wish I had more space for books.
 
Granted no room for anything else

I wish I could heal myself
 
granted but you gothurt leter on

i wish i was alive
 
Granted, you are alive and in constant pain.

I wish that there still were yew forests.
 
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