Corrupt Wishing Well of Doom!

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granted but takes 2 days to load (and say good bye to your fries)

wish people stop mispelling my name
 
Granted, but it's because nobody knows of your existence and now nobody ever talks to you.

I wish someone glued the last piece of fry to the board.
 
granted but someone stole the board

Wish people knew i was here
 
Granted. They do, and they attack you with pitchforks and other farming implements.

I wish I had my board back.
 
granted but the fry was eaten by ants

I wish I could run faster
 
Granted, now you keep breaking the sound barrier and it's very noisy wherever you go.

I wish I had a clean, non-red handkerchief.
 
granted but its a boring white one with someone elses boogies all over it


wish you had gone after chips or twinkies insted of my ice cream :(
 
Granted, but someone else immediately destroyed the ice cream.

I wish I didn't have a phone.
 
Granted, but the fire suddenly erupts in your house and you have no way of contacting the firefighters.

I wish I had some good book to read.
 
granted but but it only has one word---good-- all threw the book, over and over and over again...

wish it wasn't raining....again >,< begining to think I am living on Ferenginar...
 
Granted, now it never rains again anywhere nearby and all the vegetation dies.

I wish people would just forget where I live.
 
granted, and now you are lonly and wish they were back

I wish I had some ice cream
 
(Highly unlikely.)
Granted, but it is so cold it causes your tongue to freeze, and thus you can't taste it after the first bite.

I wish I could change my density to float in air whenever I like.
 
granted, but you get the 'mix' wrong and float to the sun and burn up

wish the air wasn't so sticky humid
 
Granted, now it's dry. And dust is everywhere, including your lungs, your tongue and, if you don't blink often enough, your eyeballs.

I wish we had a proper storm.
 
Granted, and your home floods and you wash away

wish I could visit my sister
 
Granted, but when you do, she isn't at home.

I wish for pollution to cease.
 
(that would be so like her too lolol)

granted, but it's too late the world is totally destroyed

wish I could think of a wish...I'm all wished out :/ lololol
 
Granted, it's a very vile wish you wish you hadn't thought of, but now long for.

I wish my leg didn't have the pins and needles whenever I sit this way.
 
my mother would say 'well, don't sit like that silly!' lol

granted, now you can't sit that way and it turns out that if you could you would win a billion dollars

wish I had a billion dollars
 
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