Corrupt Wishing Well of Doom!

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Wish granted, now read my thoughts, bet you wish you didn't

I wish for peace
 
granted, and aliens take the world from us

wish I had some soda
 
granted but it's flat

Wish fizzy drinks never went flat
 
granted, you drink them and your stomach explodes


wish it wasn't so rainy here
 
granted but now more volcanoes appear and erupt everyday
 
heeeey! wheres your wish???

I wish you had a wish -,-
 
Wish granted but no more wishing for you

i Wish you can wish again

(Oops sorry lol)
 
lol was funny :P

granted, but they are really messed up now

wish things were normal
 
wish granted the new normal people can only talk in one word

IwishIcantalkandbreath
 
granted, you now talk and *breath* every other word

wish no trucks went down our road >,>
 
granted it went through your house

I wish I could draw good
 
granted, you now draw the best picture of the word 'Good'

wish it was summer all the time
 
granted the earth stopped moving and earth in tormiol now

I wish I wasn't in a rush
 
granted, now your words make sense but no one bothers to read them lol

wish they made ice cream that tasted like chocolate cake
 
*I hope someone can read this*

Granted but it gives you gut rot

I wish I was a healthy human being
 
granted, but you get hit by a truck and die on the spot

wish I was healthy too
 
granted but you were standing behind me and died on the spot too.

I wish we were alive again
 
granted but we have no memory now

wish I knew why I was here o,0?
 
Granted your with 3 hungry lions looking at you

Wish I knew my name
 
Granted, it's Űdioawehzrlkj-éfopisrutwer.-lweqpiői, and everyone keeps misspelling it.

I wish I could post in two topics at once.
 
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