Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. It lacks proper venting space so it overheats in a year.

I wish for more RAM.
 
Ok, you get a ram.

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I wish for a banana.
 
Granted. No strings attached, because even as an evil djinn, I understand the importance of healthy, balanced diet. They are also ~.69c each anyway.
I guess the only downside is that you could've wished for more.

I wish that I could speak any language fluently.
 
Granted, but you don't speak fluently and accidentally insult 7 nations. Have fun.

I wish for a apple pie.
 
Granted, the next one becomes centered around a poor American man living in a time of turmoil.

I wish that I had a sword word.
 
Granted, it's swishy thing.

I wish for more pizza.
 
Granted. Your pizza has octopus, anchovies, and squid as the main toppings.

I wish I had more good stories/books to read.
 
Granted. Reading them is now illegal and they get burned.

I wish for a Master ball.
 
Granted it belongs to master hand from super smash brothers. He annihilated you for theivery

I wish I already had the degree
 
Granted. The earth now has one more degree in temp.

I wish for KSFKSDHOIWRHLKHSPOIWUPORHDKSSJPO.
 
Granted, your keyboard hates you.

I wish for a dictionary.
 
Granted. It's a Hieroglyph > Moonspeak dictionary. Also, the font size is 1pt, making it impossible to read anything.

I wish for night vison.
 
Granted. Now you can see why they say the night is dark and full of terrors.

I wish Senpai would notice me.
 
Granted. You are now the target of another of Senpai's stalkers, who is a crazy yandere.

I wish I just needed one minute of sleep a day to be fully rested.
 
Granted, but time starts increasing by 1 minute every minute resulting in longer times.

I wish for a handbook.
 
Granted, you write your name in it before realizing it's a death note.

I wish for energy.
 
Granted. You fall into the sun.

I wish for the corruption
 
Granted. Your computer becomes corrupted with several viruses. It doesn't boot properly. The corruption spreads any other device you touch, preventing you from accessing the internet.
FOREVER.

I wish that I was Force Sensitive
 
Granted. You can now be easily pushed over (force) by anything, including a gust of wind (being sensitive to it).

I wish for the power to control nuclear fusion and fission, whilst being immune to radiation.
 
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