Corrupt A Wish

[Jhuton]

Granted. Lava comes from your shower

I wish I lived in an attic

 

[☆Luna☆]

Granted. Lava comes from your shower

I wish I lived in an attic

Granted, however it is currently in the process of being destroyed by a tornado.

I wish for all the best jokes.

 

[foodforpigs]

Granted. They are so true to life and so soul crushing, that knowing them causes you to have a mental breakdown so complete that you turn into a gibbering madman unable to share the jokes with anyone else.

I wish for a castle

 

[☆Luna☆]

Granted. They are so true to life and so soul crushing, that knowing them causes you to have a mental breakdown so complete that you turn into a gibbering madman unable to share the jokes with anyone else.

I wish for a castle

Granted. There are no catches. I just hope you don't live somewhere that has a property tax.

I wish for the happiness of everyone.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Granted

I wish for fried chicken.

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

Granted, but they all are made from Little Hitler Chickens.

I wish I had a batch of kittens in which their faces all look like Hitler.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Granted, a runt in the liter looks like Stalin.

I wish for Australia.

 

[Neobullseye]

Granted (Imagine yourself in the role of Black Mage)

I wish to be able to use the Hadoken laser from 8-bit Theater.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Granted, it's recoil kills you cause you lack proficiency.

I wish... For a Shrubbery!

 

[Razilin]

granted. it came with a knight who says Ni!

i wish Game of Thrones season 5 was on dvd already

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Granted, everyone dies. The End.

I wish for the Iron Throne.

 

[Razilin]

granted. you sit arse-first on a sword. sour about that

i wish gwazi wasn't so sour

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Granted, I taste as sweet as a kiss from the finest lady in the morning.

I wish for Ice Cream.

 

[Neobullseye]

Granted. Your eyes get impaled by dozens of needles.
...What, you said ice cream? I thought you said eye scream. My bad! Well, to make it up to you, here's some ice cream (with eye flavour).

I wish for a giant asteroid to crash into the Earth.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Granted. It infects you with Dad jokes.

I wish for a Taco.

 

[☆Luna☆]

Granted. It infects you with Dad jokes.

I wish for a Taco.

Granted. Seriously, enjoy that Taco. You deserve it. Nobody but you could eat that Taco. I mean, I made it with the meat of your dead pets.

I wish for the ability to compel people to post.

 

[Razilin]

granted. their posts are shit.

i wish for a new phone

 

[☆Luna☆]

granted. their posts are shit.

i wish for a new phone

Granted, and it has the new autocorrect for voice. It is still pretty new, so it might be a bit quirky, and it can't be turned off.

I wish for the dish.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Granted. You're what's served on it.

I wish for a puppy.

 

[☆Luna☆]

Granted. You're what's served on it.

I wish for a puppy.

Granted. It is Cerberus, and he doesn't like you.

I wish for school to be over.