Corrupt A Wish

[Gwazi Magnum]

Granted, you can no longer breathe in the earths atmosphere.

I wish I had an IQ of 5000.

 

[BlossomStars]

Granted. You are now so vastly intelligent that you can't hope to be able to handle all the idiocy in the world and your only option is to become a recluse. Even so you are never able to find any semblance of inner peace.

I wish to travel around the world.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Granted, you do so via catapult and suffocate in space.

I wish to see all of Iwaku drunk.

 

[Freyja]

Granted. Everybody dies of alcohol poisoning.

I wish I was badass.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Granted, it's an anal infection.

I wish for a Succubus and Vampire threesome.

 

[RafaDark]

Granted. You had the best day of your life but in the end of it the Succubus ate your soul and the Vampire sucked all your blood.

I wish I didn't died too much on Dark Souls 2.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Granted. You had the best day of your life but in the end of it the Succubus ate your soul and the Vampire sucked all your blood.

I wish I didn't died too much on Dark Souls 2.

Granted, but you do so by not playing.

I wish LoL actually had a decent community, that didn't false-report people for being new.

 

[Energetic Alice]

Okay, then, but it gets so boring that you quit.


I wish I had total control over all of Wonderland.