Corrupt-A-Wish Thread

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Granted, but it is Barney on weed.

I wish I had another pizza.
 
Granted, but it is rotten.

I wish I was schizophrenic.
 
Granted but your other side is Richard Simmons. .__.

I wish I knew every word in the dictionary.
 
Granted but you now have a speech impediment and paralyzed hands.



I wish I had an infinite porn collection.
 
Granted but it is only old gay couples.

I wish I had an octopus with twenty one tentacles.
 
Granted, but it uses them to crush you

I wish I had a better spontaneous imagination
 
Granted but you are now Micheal Bay. >:[

I wish I had more cheese on this burrito.
 
Granted however it's Fromundacheese


I wish i had more cowbell.
 
Granted, but you get it with the cow as well.

I wish I had my amazon order by tomorrow.
 
(That means i get steak)


Granted, however when you open the box it's full of cheese pizza.
 
Granted, but it contains corrosive acid.

I wish for world domination!
 
Granted but 2012 is sooooonnn....

I wish I could talk to animals.
 
Granted, but all they say is insults.

I wish I had a degree.
 
Granted but it is from a small no name school so no one respects it.

I wish I lived in a small country town
 
Granted, but you're the only one who lives there and it's in northern Russia.

I wish I had a balloon.
 
Granted, but it is a blown up condom.

I wish I had a better tasting jellybean.
 
Granted but it was fished out of your grandfather's ear.
I wish I had a life
 
Granted, but it's an afterlife.

I wish I had a cold drink.
 
Granted but it has salt, pepper, mustard and hot sauce in it.

I wished I was apart of Torchwood.
 
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