Corrupt-A-Wish Thread

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Granted, but the opposite happens: you keep getting skinnier and skinnier until you just disappear.

I wish I had ice cream.
 
Granted, but if you eat it you will die of poisoning

I wish I had a cat :D
 
Granted, but it pees all over your clothes, all the time. (My cat did that for a while years ago. ;~; )

I wish I had a unicorn!
 
Granted, but he gets his horn stuck in a tree and becomes a regular horse

I wish I hadn't pierced my nose
 
Granted, instead of your nose your eye is now pierced

I wish I could breath under water
 
Granted, but while in the ocean, you get stabbed by a narwhal.

I wish that my friend was ungrounded.
 
granted but when she/he walks out of the house she/he gets driven over by a truck and dies.

I wish that I could fly
 
Granted, but you crash and break your wings beyond repair.

I wish I had a puppy
 
Granted, but it contracts rabies and eats your face.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.
 
granted, but then you become so fit that your body simply fails, unable to support such a healthy system

I wish the next person granting my wish was unable to grant wishes
 
Congratulations, you've devided by zero and no longer exist



I wish I was a God
 
Granted, but the people are ungrateful and all denounce you, making you so angry you kill them all, and start over again, and again, and again....you get bored.

I wish I could prove unicorns are real.
 
Granted but shortly afterwards they become extinct.

I wish I had every horror movie in the world
 
Granted, but you now live in fear of nearly every horror movie monster in existence.

I wish you guys stopped asking for wishes
 
*Shoots lantern in the face* Granted




I wish Ii had a puppy
 
Dafuq? XD

Granted, but it runs away as soon as you bring it home.

I wish I had a better lappy.
 
Granted, but I river dance on YOUR lap.

I wish I had another pocket on my jeans.
 
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