H HerrBlitzkrieg Guest Original poster Jun 21, 2012 #141 Granted but well you are torched. I wish I had a long schlong
L Layne Guest Original poster Jun 21, 2012 #142 Granted but it's in your mouth. I wish I had a new pair of shoes.
K Karsikan the Berzerker Guest Original poster Jun 21, 2012 #143 Granted but it's twelve feet long and three feet in diameter, making it impossible to penetrate a woman or even masturbate I wish I had an entire basement full of quality beer.
Granted but it's twelve feet long and three feet in diameter, making it impossible to penetrate a woman or even masturbate I wish I had an entire basement full of quality beer.
M Missywolfchild Guest Original poster Jun 22, 2012 #144 Granted but the shoes have spikes in them so you can't wear them Granted but you can't get into the basement any more I wish for my concentration to be better
Granted but the shoes have spikes in them so you can't wear them Granted but you can't get into the basement any more I wish for my concentration to be better
I Iliana Guest Original poster Jun 22, 2012 #145 Granted, but you have turned into Professor Xavier and are now BALD. I wish I could find love.
L Lupine Guest Original poster Jun 22, 2012 #146 Granted but you are in love with a burger that someone is about to finish eating. I wish I could win the lottery.
Granted but you are in love with a burger that someone is about to finish eating. I wish I could win the lottery.
S sillywolf Guest Original poster Jun 23, 2012 #147 Granted but you lost the winning ticket. I wish I could control the elements
A Angelic_Devil Guest Original poster Jun 24, 2012 #148 Wish granted but every time you use your power someone you look or persous to you is killled to taken away forever. I wish I could get a cake.
Wish granted but every time you use your power someone you look or persous to you is killled to taken away forever. I wish I could get a cake.
F Fëadúr Guest Original poster Jun 25, 2012 #149 You get a cake filled with maggots, getting eaten by an ant colony. I wish I'd get a castle.
L Lupine Guest Original poster Jun 25, 2012 #150 Wish granted. You get a sand castle on a beach about to be hit with a tsunami. I wish I was a werewolf.
Wish granted. You get a sand castle on a beach about to be hit with a tsunami. I wish I was a werewolf.
F Fëadúr Guest Original poster Jun 25, 2012 #151 The exact moment you turn into a werewolf, a monster hunter appears in front of you and puts a silver bullet between your eyes. I wish I'd be a kenjutsu master.
The exact moment you turn into a werewolf, a monster hunter appears in front of you and puts a silver bullet between your eyes. I wish I'd be a kenjutsu master.
S sillywolf Guest Original poster Jun 25, 2012 #152 Granted but every sword you pick up breaks in your hands I wish I could read minds.
F Fëadúr Guest Original poster Jun 25, 2012 #153 Granted, but you find out everyone else is brain dead. I wish I'd be the most awesomly amazing person in the universe.
Granted, but you find out everyone else is brain dead. I wish I'd be the most awesomly amazing person in the universe.
L Lupine Guest Original poster Jun 25, 2012 #154 Granted but you sucked into a blackhole. I wish for world peace
F Fëadúr Guest Original poster Jun 25, 2012 #155 We nuke ourselves into oblivion. Wish granted. I wish I'd have my very own personal and loyal army.
K Karsikan the Berzerker Guest Original poster Jun 25, 2012 #156 Granted, however they are an army of pansies. I wish I had a barrel full of nuclear waste
L Lupine Guest Original poster Jun 26, 2012 #157 Granted but it is in Gibs's crypt. I wish light pollution didn't exist on Earth.
F Fëadúr Guest Original poster Jun 26, 2012 #158 Granted. You're back in stone age. I wish I could sleep for 12h/day minimum.
A Ai Guest Original poster Jun 26, 2012 #159 Granted, I killed you. I wish I did not to have seven wives.
K Karsikan the Berzerker Guest Original poster Jun 26, 2012 #160 Granted, your eight wife is this I wish I had a barrel of nuclear waste (If you knew what i was going to do with it, you'd understand why that was a shit answer)
Granted, your eight wife is this I wish I had a barrel of nuclear waste (If you knew what i was going to do with it, you'd understand why that was a shit answer)