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A short form for "polite suggestions you might find useful to follow or be eaten by a crocodile". :P

What does it feel like to not exist?
 
"....."

what is the sound of one hand clapping?
 
As long as your foot.

If the more Swiss cheese you have, the more holes it has, and the more holes it has, the less Swiss cheese you have, does that mean that if you have more Swiss cheese, you have less Swiss cheese?
 
Only if your Holy

How do you tie your shoe with one hand tied behind your back?
 
with your teeth!

how do you walk on air?
 
Put on Airwalks.

If a cat can climb up a tree, why can't they get down without the fire department butting in?
 
because they forgot not to look down :P

why do cartoon characters always look down when walking off cliffs?
 
Because their relatives are constantly made our food.

Did you ever see llamas, eating their pajamas, down by the bay? Where the watermelons grow?
 
aye, 'twas a pretty sight it was.

ever seen an elephant fly?
 
nope but I saw a horse fly once.

have you ever seen a lolly pop band?
 
No, but a loli pop band, yes.

If dictionaries are to help with diction, are there fictionaries to help with fiction?
 
Because it's the sound made by monsters playing bowling by rolling huge rocks and trying to knock over houses, and you subconsciously sense that.

Why isn't there a zoo for extinct animals?
 
because there ain't no extinct animals!

why ain't there extinct animals?
 
If there were any, they wouldn't be extinct.

Where does " " fall in the alphabetical order?
 
Just before % and right after :

when is a fly not a fly?
 
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