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what's so great about the Great Lakes?
 
They are magnificent, majestic creatures.

why does Superman only protect Metropolis?
 
because he's silly like that.

why is superman so silly?
 
Because he wears pajamas.

Why does superman wear pajamas?
 
because he's always sleeping on the job.

why sleep on the job?
 
Because work is boring, and people are stupid.

Is work boring because people are stupid?
 
people up top, maybe.

why is the world lame?
 
it stubbed it's toes on the radiator again, only this time it broke one and now can't help but limp all around the room

why do the call it a radiator?
 
So it can be between "furniture" and "wall" in the dictionary, as in real life.

If I mail-order a letter-box, where do they put it when I get it?
 
hmmm..that's a tough one but I beeeeelieve they put it in your hand.

just how long does a
REALLY last??
 
as long as it's out of sight of the terrible twos.

what's so terrible about twos?
 
they come in pairs

hey...whats so horrible about pairs?
 
they inevitably create more pairs.

what is it about pairs that inevitably creates more pairs?
 
'Wrong' with 'fission' is, of course, 'wrong fission'.

Where does nothing come from?
 
between nowhere and yesterday

why do they call chocolate sundays sundays?
 
Because weekend is clearly an important ingredient of cold sweets.

When did time start?
 
at the beginning of course

how do you get shrimp to become jumbo shrimp?
 
you jumbo it, of course.

how does one jumbo a shrimp?
 
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