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becuse there cool

now why would someone put their dicks in thir mouth
 
It's the new trend in gymnastics.

If one can double, why can't one roleplay alone?
 
because it's too ronery

alone or in a group?
 
In a group, because orgies are Effing cool

Would you like your plate with or without food?
 
Without, because that means I've already eaten and can do something more interesting now.

What if two novels are in fact anagrams of each other, and the authors are now laughing at us for not noticing?
 
Both.... its called a orgy, i repeat again, which is awesome

how do you spell orgy?
 
The way you just did.

If the Earth is spinning, why don't we feel dizzy?
 
We are built in with dizzy inatilators....

Why does it feel like ill throw up from my belly button?
 
There is a tiny secondary stomach in it, and it ate something bad.

What if somebody harvested every single one of my organs and implanted them all in the same person, would that be me then?
 
Yes, as well as every other part of my body. Well?
 
Or.

Do they make especially sturdy raincoats suitable for gardening, in case I have to water the garden while it's raining?
 
Dishonest people in the cellar.

Does the PhilosoRaptor use TheSaurus?
 
perhaps!

why is a raptor like a cupcake?
 
In both cases, if you try to hold them in your mouth for an extended period of time, they are bad for your teeth.

How come it isn't impossible to open glue tubes?
 
because it's not the glue that sticks, it's the stick that glues!

why chuck norris?
 
Because he can do anything!

Where do flying squirrels land?
 
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