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on land and then in saes then on ships thn on unacorins

why must thing come down
 
I drag them down one by one.

Since the concentration of water, salts, etc. is all so much higher in my body than in the atmosphere, why doesn't the air osmose into my body until it evens out?
 
because Squirrel Girl said so :3

why are men always looking at others "that way"?
 
Because others are standing in that direction. If they were standing in this direction, men would have to look this way to see them.

Why don't they test every matchstick before boxing them?
 
because they're cheap like that

does this skirt make me look fat?
 
Probably not unless it has a pillow sewn into it.

What is the answer to this question?
 
That is a word.
What color is that thing over there?
 
"Of its own colour too."

How do I know that the internet isn't a huge program in my computer and there are actual people over there?
 
It probably is, and there are people over there. Just look over there, not on the screen. See? They're waving at you!

Why do people need to wave to say hi?
 
You don't.

How do I know I know that we aren't all just thoughts in a child's dream, everyone of our lives contributing to how the child will think when it wakes, and in turn affect how it goes about the rest of it's life?
 
You don't need to know, and how would farts affect a child's future?
 
By reflecting how he would be seen in the future.

Are reflections windows into alternate universes?
 
To a species of another planet, yes.

Are cows secretly running the beef industry, and hamburgers are actually made from humans?
 
I wouldn't know, I work for the sheep.

If one can be a housewife, can one also be a streetwife if one is homeless?
 
No.

Is it possible that certain poisons that we think paralyze breathing are in fact just so bad-tasting that the person who ingests them loses the will to continue breathing?
 
anything is possible.

is possible fire birdie flat?
 
Now I know who ate my alphabet soup.

If plants have to be planted, do beasts have to be beasted?
 
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