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With that money, I could invest in contactless orgasm technology.
Dude. You'd have a billion dollars. Money would literally be a non-issue. You could put cash down on pretty much anything and barely have bills. It's pretty much literally more than anyone could ever spend in a lifetime.I would take it. I don't really like to masturbate or like to have sex with anyone.
Plus, I'd just get an apartment room, so I don't have to pay too much tax.
Giant teases? Giant?Seeing how blue balls fucking hurts, and I live around giant teases? No thanks.
with an expensive house, and only 1 billion, there's only so long he'd live a happy life. If you spend all your money on expensive things, especially for things that produce monthly bills, it adds up. On a cheap apartment, with basic essentials, internet, and cable, he could live without worry for practically his entire life.Dude. You'd have a billion dollars. Money would literally be a non-issue. You could put cash down on pretty much anything and barely have bills. It's pretty much literally more than anyone could ever spend in a lifetime.
Yeah, but a billion is still a colossal amount. I'm just saying that it would be senseless to be super frugal about it. You could buy anything you wanted to live a nice happy life and just sit on the rest if you really wanted to.with an expensive house, and only 1 billion, there's only so long he'd live a happy life. If you spend all your money on expensive things, especially for things that produce monthly bills, it adds up. On a cheap apartment, with basic essentials, internet, and cable, he could live without worry for practically his entire life.
even a expensive house and expensive habits gonna have you set for 50+ years.with an expensive house, and only 1 billion, there's only so long he'd live a happy life. If you spend all your money on expensive things, especially for things that produce monthly bills, it adds up. On a cheap apartment, with basic essentials, internet, and cable, he could live without worry for practically his entire life.
My current SO is about as tall as me. Leg for days.Giant teases? Giant?
Not gonna lie I pictured some jack and the beanstalk giant bitches in heels, short skirts, and too much makeup.
With that money, I could invest in contactless orgasm technology.
My current SO is about as tall as me. Leg for days.
My answer is hell no :).
No need to be that dam rich to enjoy life lo xD.
so basically you'd make yourself a zombie shelterYeah, but a billion is still a colossal amount. I'm just saying that it would be senseless to be super frugal about it. You could buy anything you wanted to live a nice happy life and just sit on the rest if you really wanted to.
Myself, I'd have a nice log cabin on the lake near the mountains made, make myself a 400 meter shooting range, buy a kayak and a giant ass gun collection, and furnish the house nicely. Other than that, I can't imagine there'd be a lot more super expensive things I'd want. I don't care about super cars or even owning an expensive boat (although, now that I say that, I'd probably like to get a pontoon boat and make myself a dock).
Mostly, I'd just ignore I have so much money after donating a bunch of it to charity and friends and family and immediately invest about 1 million and put another million in savings and just live life like I do now. Money can't really buy happiness, but it can buy stability.
I would probably go on quite a few trips, however. That would be a pretty common thing for me.