You are guaranteed $1,000,000,000. The only stipulation? No more sex, no more masturbation.

[Drew]

Now that's just silly. I... I cant even begin to explain how I would spend the money... *blushes and clears throat*

Moving on, now as for coping there after, well simple I'd act like it never happened.

What money?

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I'm married, so if I stopped having sex with my husband I'd end up getting a divorce. @_@

But it's not like the divorce would let you have sex with other guys assuming it was over the billion dollars. :/

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

But it's not like the divorce would let you have sex with other guys assuming it was over the billion dollars. :/

No, it'd be over a lack of sex. My husband has already told me when he has to go more than a year he's cutting me loose.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

No, it'd be over a lack of sex. My husband has already told me when he has to go more than a year he's cutting me loose.

I meant that if the lack of sex was because of the billion dollars then the divorce wouldn't get you more sex, cause there's still the billion dollars.

 

[The Ghost Note]

I'm married, so if I stopped having sex with my husband I'd end up getting a divorce. @_@

Buy another Husband. You can buy ten if you like.

In fact, you could even buy a celebrity husband.

Boom, that's thinking of the possibilities there, miss.

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Buy another Husband. You can buy ten if you like.

In fact, you could even buy a celebrity husband.

Boom, that's thinking of the possibilities there, miss.

I don't want another husband. :(

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I don't want another husband. :(

Then buy clones of the original.

 

[The Ghost Note]

I don't want another husband. :(

Not eveeeeen your favorite musician/actor/etc...?

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Then buy clones of the original.

Not the same.

Not eveeeeen your favorite musician/actor/etc...?

Meh....they cheat all the time. I'll stick with my nice, normal husband whose most annoying quality is his constant joking about me having a boyfriend named Juan.