You are guaranteed $1,000,000,000. The only stipulation? No more sex, no more masturbation.

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You are guaranteed $1,000,000,000. The only stipulation? No more sex, no more masturbation.

  1. Yes

    41.0%
  2. No

    13.1%
  3. Hell No

    45.9%
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  1. What do you do? Do you take the "prize"? What do you do with your prize money? How do you cope?!




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  2. Nah. Paying taxes on that? No thank you. Also I wouldn't know what to do with myself all day. I would go stir crazy because I don't like just spending money that much.
     
  3. No sex or masturbation takes half the fun out of life! D:
     
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  4. No taxes. You got dat money, the whole sum.
     
  5. Can't get addicted to something you've never tried, right?

    As for what I'd do with the money. Buy a condo, put the rest in the bank to gain interest, and live my life like I have been so far, but with more toys. Can't quite decide between continuing school after my degree or just writing and chillaxing most of the week while keeping my part-time job.

    EDIT: Wait, is this USD or CAD?
     
  6. I thought this was spam. >>

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  7. What's the point of all the money if I'm a fuckin' eunuch!?

    I can get hookers and beer but can't enjoy the hookers!

    On another note though. If accepting the money. Would take testosterone blockers and any other stuff to dampen the rampant libido I have. Could make it worth it.
     
  8. Oh hell no! I've gone four months and I'm going insane. The rest of my life? Fuck that.....
     
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  9. LOLOL. USD.



    I don't post spam. D:
     
  10. I don't think I'd take the money in this case. Sex is one of the few remedies that help me with depression and such. Money could get me pills and therapy, I'm sure, but I'd be a less happy person.

    Also: loving my man > $$$$. (I know, how gross of me.)
     
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  11. That's a hard NO!

    Just not worth it.
     
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  12. Awesome. That even more money on my side.
     
  13. Well, sex never interested me or my dick that much. Masturbation can be fun, but also lacks interest.
    You'd have to cut my junk off for the deal to work.
    Then again, I do wish to procreate later in life.

    I think I'll pass.
     
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  14. Ewwww, thoughts of loving on Pete.

    lolollo.
     
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  15. Doesn't mean I don't have to pay taxes later. I'd pay taxes each year like anyone else does in the US. So I'd still be paying taxes on it either way as it's part of my "estate" and whatnot.
     
  16. i think i speak for all when i answer the immortal question raised in the perennial movie Conan.

    what is best in life?

    steady job

    regular meals

    and

    regular sexual congress
     
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  17. It's a sweet deal for me atm, considering my lack of relationship.
    But considering how that might change some time in the future and that I plan to have kids at some point?

    I'll pass.
     
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  18. Hell no. I need sex and masturbation in life.

    AFTER ALL THE MONEY I SPENT ON TOYS I REFUSE TO GIVE IT UP.

    No one will ever take my pleasure from me.
     
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  19. ....oh wait, i thought you were talking about action figures for a second



    bah



    (looks for his old Transformer toys. dem was the shit)
     
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  20. You just had to... Didn't you?
     
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