The7: A CYBERPUNK TALE (Private)

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FACE TO FACE CONTACT?! NO KISSING?!
 
No. No kissing.

YOUR POWERS OF SEDUCTION HAVE NO EFFECT UPON ME, WOMAN.
 
DAMMIT! Anyways, I can't post yet. One, I dont think the Femme should be the first to respond, also, that opening is kinda vague for me.

*PUSHES ASMO INTO THE PLOT PIT*
 
Yes. Yes it is.

Allow me to solve that.

BOSS POST GOOOOOOOOOOOO.

EDIT: Get to da varehouse. That is all.
 
He doesn't do Face-to-Face contact?

So my character won't be contacted at all? >:[


*sits in the bar for the rest of the RP*
 
DAMMIT, WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO LITERAL.

GET YOUR ASS IN THERE AND POST, ASMO.

*Pushes Asmodeus into the Sci-Fi section*
 
ONLY IF YOU ANSWER ORION'S GODDAM PMS!

*pushes Grumpy into his Inbox*
 
There, a long-ass post complete with slight insight into Topaz' daily rounds, how she goes about getting what she wants, a summary of last night's kill, her retrival and reaction to the message sent, THEME MUSIC, annnnnnnd a look at how she views herself.

I expect to be paid in Scotch whiskey, I'll give you my address through PM.

/sarcastic wit is now entirely depleted, returning to mode: HYPER

I LOVE YOU ALL
 
In two days from now, I'll be in bumfuck Texas with no internet connection. For two weeks.

NPC my char as needed, GRUMPS I LOVE YOU. I WILL MISS YOU.


Fuck the rest of you.

*Kisses Grumps on the cheek, snuggles everyone and DEPARTS*
 
Please excuse my crappy intro post. I got so pissed off with the coding that I just gave up halfway through.

Not doing that anymore. >_>
 
Yeah, my post was lame as well.

In Warehouse we trust.


I'm going to assume that I know you all and you like me. So screw you.
 
What the fuck are you two talking about? They were awesome. Asmo's was insanely epic in a way that fits a slightly unhinged social character, and I was laughing all the way through reading Tegan's because it was equally ape-shit crazy.

Nearly got the team together. Just needs Kars and Jumi to post and we're GOGOGOGOGO.
 
I felt like JackShade... :(
 
I should have one up by tomorow morning at the latest. Sorry for the delay.
 
Don't worry about it, old chap.

*Goes to beat Kars with the 'POST DAMMIT' stick*
 
GET OUTTA HERE!
 
*shoves Asmo aside*

Oh Jack~ Lovely for you to drop in! Care for a slice of pound cake?