The Two-Sentence Story

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Love with you could be likened to having ones neck ensnared in the clutches of a noose. Dangerous, thrilling, and short lived.
 
I think. Therefore, I am human.
 
I always hated that word - sacrifice, it conjures images of savages beating drums around a fire. But sacrifices there must be, how dear, and how dangerous.
 
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I've never liked the attic at my Grandma's house. I hate it more now that I'm locked inside permanently.
 
"Me Tarzan. You Ugly."
 
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Face not west, for I hold your gaze.
Face not east, for I hold your life.
 
Face not west, for I hold your gaze.
Face not east, for I hold your life.

Face not north, for my teeth are unbrushed.

Face not south, for I wear no pants.
 
Face not sideways, for that is weird.
Don't face anything, all those eyes are creepy as hell.

Save face.

Wear a paper sack.
 
They have finally figured out how to stop time. The problem is, after stopping it, they cant start it again.
 
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*looks down. Blushes...*
 
*stops blushing. Faints...*