Scourge gave a smile to Ryuko as she lowered her weapon out of the way of harming others.
"Thank you miss. Although no one can exactly die here, but we still try to stay away from accidents involving weapons and powers," she said.
Suddenly, her warm and mysterious glaze shifted to a guy with red and blue glasses as he pulled himself out of the fountain. She could see the water of the fountain turn into tiny spheres upon contact with his grey skin. Wait a minute. Wasn't he from that comic her friends were obsessed over as well? Then another so called "troll" appeared, this time a pretty female who appeared to be one of the people who lived underwater. Oh what were they called again? Oh that's right! Sea Dwellers. Followed by her was what Scourge recognized to be Jeff and his older brother Liu. She used to be quite fond of the Creepypasta stories, though with school work from the pervious year in the real world kept her from reading or listening to the stories.
"Alright! Can I please have y'all's attention!" she yelled out as she jumped on to the top of the statue in the middle of the fountain.
"Now, obviously, all of y'all newbies have no idea of where the hell you are at. Well that's fine. Trust me, I was extremely confused as to where I was when I arrived here especially since hardly anyone was here at the time. Basically you're in what most call the Town. Some also consider it as the afterlife, a place to escape the hell of earth, or as one person called it "the place where you fan girls come after they die of eating too much pocky." Anyway, while you are here there are a few things to know. First off, no one can kill anyone. You can destroy them to the very last cell in their body, but they'll still heal up. You see if you get wounded here, those wounds will heal up fast. Heck, I'll show you right now," she started to explain.
Scourge pulled out a knife from her right boot she had on. It was a fairly small pocket knife that had a few chips in it and it was still in decent shape to do some damage. She pulled off her black hoodie to reveal a white shirt with a deer head with a diamond in the middle of it's antlers and then pulled her shirt up slightly to reveal a small proportion of her smooth torso. Still holding in the knife, she brought her hand down to the pale white skin and cut a slit into her stomach. Dark red blood startled to leak out of the slit, but without anything touching her, the wound quickly healed up and didn't even leave a scar behind. She pulled her shirt back down and put her hoodie back on.
"Secondly, you cannot escape by falling of the edge. As you explore, you'll find holes in the ground and the edge of the Town. You can actually see the edge right behind me. If y'all happen to fall off you'll just, well, let me just demonstrate."
Suddenly the blonde jumped down from the statue and began to run towards the edge with full speed and without a hint of slowing down. She was about two feet away from the edge when she suddenly jumped out and fell into the dark void below her. Two minutes went by and there wasn't a sign of her.
"And, I'm back!" she yelled as she fell down from the sky.
Her long, luscious hair rushed back from the air flowing through it and her hands were up above her head. A grin was on her face as she came rushing down towards the fountain. Scourge landed on the fountain perfectly on her two feet and held her arms out to her sides.
"Ta dah! You just come right back here! Of course it takes practice to land that smoothly, but at least it doesn't hurt badly to land somewhere else on your body. Now the third thing is that this place is surprisingly filled with hotels, shops, and restaurants that don't cost a coin. I suggest finding a hotel to get a room first. If you want me to take you to one, just follow me after this little talk," she said, "Now I bet what you're really wondering is why y'all are here. Well there's three ways you could've managed to make it here. Either you died, fan girled over the guest here that are from animes and stuff, somehow drifted into a portal to here, or used mother fucking witchcraft. For example, I died in the real world. How? Got shot up during a school shooting while trying to be a distraction to the crazy dude. Yeah. It didn't really work out as planned.... Oh well! So, anyone of y'all got any questions?"