The Last Thing You Texted is What You Shout Out During Sex

[Brovo]

"Oh well, I guess. Can't do much."

The fact that your avatar is Spike from Cowboy Bebop sells this line.

 

[Ace23]

"my mother, who else"

... um... well okay..

 

[determinator]

The fact that your avatar is Spike from Cowboy Bebop sells this line.

I almost spat out my food laughing at that. I hadn't even put it together and now it's much funnier.

Whatever happens, happens. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Artorias]

"I feel fat now"

Pity sex.

 

[Razilin]

"I feel fat now"

Pity sex.

Sour about that

 

[Faithviper]

Thank you mama

 

[Diana]

"Tell my daddy Bryn's boss said he'd be happy to hire him, so now there's no excuse for not moving here!"

o___o;

 

[Darog]

"Pull up your stockings, tighten your thong, and come up like a man!"

 

[Razilin]

"Pull up your stockings, tighten your thong, and come up like a man!"

That's what she said

 

[Minerva]

Veni, Vidi, Vici.

Strange, but I'll take it.

 

[anonymph]

"Lie back and think of Britain."

I swear context makes this sound a lot better. Really.

 

[Kestrel]

+1

 

[Levusti]

My last text?

....


Uhh...


Does this count?

My dad sent this to me talking about how he felt about a lecture...

And I felt compelled to send this to my friends...

So...

 

[Temet Nosce]

"Don't have too much fun~"

I feel conflicted.

 

[God]

"I'm okay just pretending to work. How are you?"

 

[Minibit]

Okay, goodnight then. Love you. And feel free to text anyway, I'll read when I get my phone back :3 I wanna hear about your day.

Must be super slow or boring sex if I've got enough breath for all that O,O

 

[Artorias]

"I'm feelin kinda dizzy"

Doing it on a rolly chair!

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

"It's not my fault you didn't pick up the phone!"

That could be taken in so many ways......

 

[Razilin]

"Sour about that"

 

[Minerva]

Bro, seriously, I will never have sex.

What?