The Last Thing You Texted is What You Shout Out During Sex

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"Mwah"

its supposed to be the sound of kissing

i texted it to my wife cuz she was a having a hard workday

looks like she'll be having a hard work night too

rowr
 
"I have something to tell you when you get home."

<.<
 
"Watch your mouth."

... It sounds dirty if you think about it, but that's just me. :P
 
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"Fuck taxes, lets go do something else"

Hmmm.
 
"Something dirty"

Wow, really?
 
"Hooty hoo."

xD
 
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"Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!"
 
"Harley Quin is my spirit animal."
 
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"Quit calling me chicken shit dammit"

Well. I guess I'm not having fun in bed D:
 
"Nah, smells like fish."
 
The lyrics to The Witch Doctor. What the heck?
 
"Oh well, I guess. Can't do much."
 
And just like that, we have replenished our pre-move savings.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
"Tomorrow we're talking about interview skills and such,"

Well.... Alright XD
 
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