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The Last Thing You Texted is What You Shout Out During Sex

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Zen, Feb 8, 2015.

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  1. Compliments of a reddit thread that a friend of mine posted.

    So the next time I have sex I am going to shout, "Email--- hnnnggg-- sounds good to me."
     
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  2. As of two days ago, I shall be shouting: "Lol"

    As we all can see, my texting conversations are to die for.
     
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  3. Paint is going to be ridiculous whether we go to Home Depot or Lowes.

    Interesting pillow talk. o.o
     
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  4. "I dunno if that'll fill me."

    Heh.
     
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  5. "gay"

    I giggl'd.
     
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  6. I GUESS I'LL GO TO LUNCH THEN!!!
     
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  7. "I'll be in my car when you get out."
     
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  8. "YEAH, pizza AND Netflix!"
     
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  9. Well, loosely translated from Swedish:

    "YAAAS bitch, get those ten points!"

    I guess someone's trying to score.
     
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  10. [​IMG]
     
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  11. "Lool man that looks messed up"
     
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  12. "I'm at work, I can't go buy you candy..."

    /die
     
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  13. Weeeeeeelll

    Dissatisfaction Medium Reached. Initiate Robotic Chortle.
     
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  14. "I'm home."
     
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  15. "I'LL BE THERE IN AN HOUR!"
     
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  16. "I'm just frustrated that I pulled an all-nighter to code and have now had to deal with this crap so that I'm STILL miles off of finishing."

    Oh, god fucking damn it.
     
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  17. I'm sorry,Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
    (don't ask. we are having a Movie Quote war.)
     
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  18. "Hope everything is going well!"

    EDIT: But if we go by Kik messages...

    "Bro they're massive."
     
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  19. OK then nvm
     
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  20. "I'm not coming."

    ...
     
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