The Last Thing You Texted is What You Shout Out During Sex

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Zen

Zen

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Compliments of a reddit thread that a friend of mine posted.

So the next time I have sex I am going to shout, "Email--- hnnnggg-- sounds good to me."
 
Paint is going to be ridiculous whether we go to Home Depot or Lowes.

Interesting pillow talk. o.o
 
"gay"

I giggl'd.
 
Lady Bernkastel said:
Well, loosely translated from Swedish:

"YAAAS bitch, get those ten points!"

I guess someone's trying to score.
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Weeeeeeelll

Dissatisfaction Medium Reached. Initiate Robotic Chortle.
 
"I'm home."
 
"I'm just frustrated that I pulled an all-nighter to code and have now had to deal with this crap so that I'm STILL miles off of finishing."

Oh, god fucking damn it.
 
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I'm sorry,Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
(don't ask. we are having a Movie Quote war.)
 
"Hope everything is going well!"

EDIT: But if we go by Kik messages...

"Bro they're massive."
 
"I'm not coming."

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