The Last Thing You Texted is What You Shout Out During Sex

[Melon]

......AGAIN


"I finally finished!!! :D"

 

[Hydronine]

"Yeah, I think I can make it."

Great.

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

"I'll be back in ten minutes."

 

[Cerulean]

"I just realized how much I love my two handed weapon."

 

[Artorias]

"Ashleyyy"

I guess it works.

 

[fatalrendezvous]

"...Are you serious?"

 

[CondorTalon]

"let me in"

...Huh. Well then.

 

[Queenslayer]

"That's not so bad xD"

 

[BrattyCommissar]

"Do you want some boba tea?"

If they answer 'no', then I'm just leaving.

 

[ElBell]

"I wanted to draw, but pencil erasers just smear the damn lines!"

... What the hell could my partner do to provoke such a response, hm? That's... Certainly interesting to dwell on.

 

[Aine]

"Don't worry, my dog loves people!"

... Okay then.

 

[Razilin]

"Don't worry, my dog loves people!"

... Okay then.

Is dog the codename of your penis?

 

[Aine]

Is dog the codename of your penis?

No, it's codename for this. Also, dude, I'm a girl. One would have thought you'd know your anatomy better than that :P

 

[Razilin]

No, it's codename for this. Also, dude, I'm a girl. One would have thought you'd know your anatomy better than that :P

The boyfriends penis is still your penis

 

[Aine]

The boyfriends penis is still your penis

... Interesting perspective. I'll go ask how he feels about this :D

 

[Razilin]

... Interesting perspective. I'll go ask how he feels about this :D

I guarantee you that men don't mind being used like a sack of meat

 

[Jorick]

"Yep."

This is making me giggle. Imagine instead of yelling something like "oh god yes!" it's just a plain old "yep." I love it.

 

[Ser K+]

"Indeed"
This amuses me to a degree.

But at least I dodged yelling "But of course. Every 4/15 will be Cheese Cake Day."

 

[Minerva]

"I don't care, just get me the game!"

 

[Flame]

"I just finished my shower!!"