The Last Thing You Texted is What You Shout Out During Sex

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My cousin texted me a minute ago. I responded:
"I'm just studying some Latin. I wish I was playing D&D though.
 
Hahaha! I'm the horseman of Death, Bitch!
 
"It's a good thing dogs and cats can't breed, or else we'd be expecting kippies in a few weeks. I just caught Rigby trying to mount Rakki again.'

Yikes.....I need sexier texts. o.o
 
"Actually, longer"

In response to telling my dad how long I was going to be afterschool for.
 
"Holy fuck. Stop calling me chicken shit"

Chicken Shit Ornstein :(
 
"Save your bae."

I'd honestly just like the hear the story behind someone saying that during sex to be honest.
 
"Color me soulless, this prologue is taking forever D:"

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So my non-existing love life mirrors a very boring erotica...?
 
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"Romanes Eunt Domus."

From Monty Python's Life of Brian. It means
The people called Romans, they go to the house.

I want to know the context of me saying this during sex.
 
"She's not too happy about getting smaller portions."













I shit you not. I was talking to my friend about my fatass cat. XD
 
"...This is what happens when I get on my phone ;~;"
 
"NOOOOOO! WHHHHYYYYYYY!!!"

Lol Walking Dead freakout to my sister :p
 
"Fuck! I forgot the ketchup again."

o.O Kinky. Makes me sound like a black widow.
 
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