The Iwaku Mansion

I think he's the twenty foot tall guy who keeps hitting the chandelier at 3AM.

So, who left the back door open?
 
I did. He promised the shortbread Girl scout cookies.

So, when are we getting that roof replacer again? I'm tired of waking up on rainy nights due to our lack of a roof.
 
I think that the repair man is coming within the hour.

Anyone know about the clown statue in my room?
 
It came from the attic, that's all I know.

Anyone know where I can find a leather jacket in this house?
 
I think I found one in the one skeleton clutching a letter to someone by the name of Sally.

Anyone know why the record player keeps playing those cheesy Halloween records?
 
Sorry, I thought it fit the vibe we have going in this house.

Did that repairman ever arrive?
 
Yes, he did. Thank god

Has anyone seen my dragon?
 
I think that it set the neighbor's outhouse on fire.

Anyone know anything about this sacrificial dagger I found?
 
That's fine. It's for demon wizard stuff.

So, anyone know whose cat this is?
 
Oh, hey, you managed to resurrect my cat, Carrick.

Who's been practicing necromancy in the family tomb?
 
It's not me. It's the cat, Carrick.

Do you believe me?
 
No. I don't think that a cat can perform necromancy.

Anyone know anything about the dreams I've been having about a Lady in White?
 
It's the cat- I swear.

Well, can you tell me more about those dreams?
 
Well. I would just see her brushing her hair in a mirror before she would start weeping.

Anyone know why the watery footprints are back?
 
I think the ghost in the toilet came back from their vacation.

Are you happy?
 
I think. Finals have drained my soul though.

Anyone know why Satan is crashing on the couch?
 
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Well, I invited him. He said he was opening a night club if he could crash on the couch.

Why is that chair floating?
 
Because it's in a pool. I strapped flotation devices on it. If a chair can float, so can I.

Speaking of the pool, Why is the water red?
 
Someone knocked the red fruit dye into the pool

What time is it?
 
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For some reason it's 13 PM.

Anyone know who's been drawing salt circles all over the place? It's kind of ruining the wood.
 
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