The Iwaku Mansion

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The third door to the right.

Anyone know where these watery footprints are coming from? Last time I checked, we destroyed the Ring Tape.
 
youd be surprised what demon tapes can do...

Why is my room covered in melted cheese?
 
Probably because somebody was feeding their resurrected dinosaur.

Anyone know why there's a copy of the Necronomicon in my room? I don't think I ordered it from Amazon.
 
Oh, that's my copy. I meant to put it in my room, but I just put it down in a bedroom, turns out it was the wrong one.

May I please have it back?
 
Okay. Just don't go around summoning demons at 3 AM.

By the way, can anyone explain the burned handprints in the dusty Bible we have in the attic for some reason?
 
Well... remember when you said not to summon demons at 3AM? Yeah, I may have summoned a demon at 3AM last night. He's friendly though, he promised me.

Has anyone seen my demon friend?
 
I think that your friend went into the secret passageway.

Anyone know why the TV static keep trying to kidnap me?
 
Well.... I may have summoned some unfriendly demons around 5AM.

So, anyone seen where the doll with the knife moved too?
 
hmm well there is an odd pain in my arm

by the way anyone seen my Necronomicon
 
*looks and peeks in cover* Oh, this is your Necronomicon. Here you go.

Has anyone seen mine? I could have sworn I left it somewhere in the house.
 
I think your copy was taken by some friendly people who wanted to talk about their Lord and Savior, Satan.

Anyone know why the old-timey wedding gown is out of the attic?
 
I was playing dress-up from the old chest in the attic and I wanted to show other people how pretty I was.

Why is the fridge filled with jars of pickled organs?
 
Hannibal Lecter forgot to take his stuff after I had kicked him out.

Anyone know why there's a dungeon in the basement?
 
It's where the previous owners kept their pet dragon.

Why can't I remember what's in the broom closet?
 
Because the local witches won't stop breaking in and stealing the brooms.

Anyone know who's playing the piano at 2 in the morning? It's Finals week and I need to study.
 
Oh that's me. I've been practicing my moonlight sonata.

So, what do you think my piano playing?
 
It's fine, just be mindful of other people's studying.

Any reason why there's a creepy girl out at the backyard lake at random times of the night?
 
oh that's just Starr she's harmless I promise

anyone seen my batman hat?
 
I think it was taken by Joker. We never saw it coming.

Anyone know who Starr is?
 
umm the girl who wants her organs back.

Where are those by the way? I thought they were in the fridge
 
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