The Iwaku Mansion

I think it was the rats.

Wait, when did we get rats?
 
I think we got them from the dungeon in the basement.

Anyone want to explain the claw marks on the old nursery?
 
Oh, that's just my werewolf boyfriend. He hates nursery.

Has anyone seen my werewolf boyfriend by the way?
 
He's probably in the basement. I can't seem to get down there anymore. The stench is too strong.

Anyone know what that disgusting smell is?
 
It's the werewolf. He hates showering. I got to force him in there.

Anyone got any silver?
 
I think that I found some in the safe in the wall.

Anyone know why the septic tank's backed up?
 
It must be the mermaids.

Okay, anyone know where I can find a bottle?
 
Sure, there's some in the kitchen.

Anyone know why the walls are bleeding?
 
I think that's the ketchup from the crazy hamburger party last night.

Anyone know which way home is from here?
 
I think you must be high, since you're already home.

Is it just me, or did the portraits just change?
 
That's just the ghosts.

So, who's the creepy old guy?
 
Only a 18th century sea captain looking for his lost treasure.

Anyone know why the bathroom is flooded?
 
Well, the sea captain tried to " fix" the ocean last night when he was drunk... the ocean he was referring to was the bathtub.

So, can anyone else see the ghostly couple in the house?
 
That's only the original owner, George Ravencroft, and his mistress that were killed by George's wife, Elizabeth in a moment of rage.

I found a skeleton under the floorboards. Anyone want to explain that?
 
Oh, I think it was already there when we moved in.

Anyone know how come my beard is twice as thick as it was before?
 
I told that witch to stop putting potions out since people were mistaking them for drinks.

Anyone know why the piano is playing itself?
 
I may have spilled some of the witch's potions on it.

So, uhh.... anyone remember the color of the potion I drank?
 
It was a murky brown potion. Could be anything. You should be more careful.

Anyone know why there is a crying child meowing in the closet?
 
I don't know. I that I was able to get out of her was that she was scared that "The bad man's going to hurt me again"

Anyone know why the dollhouse caught on fire?
 
Oh, I spilt some of the red potion on it. *finds the murky brown potion and drinks it*

So, uuhhh... how long do the witch's potions take?
 
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