The Iwaku Mansion

Apparently, that one cult I turned down might've stolen them to resurrect an ancient Bablyonian God.

Anyone know why there's some kind of altar in the basement?
 
My bad! I forgot to tear it down!

Anyone understand what this demon king wants?
 
I think he wants someone's soul and some Hot Pockets.

Does anyone know what's with the creepy twins at the end of the hallway?
 
sorry those are my sisters kids
but whats up with this bird in here?
 
I think it belongs to someone here.

So, where do we keep the hot pockets?
 
my fridge dont eat them. mine *hisses*


anyone know why the microwave isn't in the kitchen?
 
I put it in the bedroom until you hand over the hot pockets.

Also, anyone willing to give up their soul for the demon king?
 
I bet my Ex will be willing to.

Why is the toilet in the backyard?
 
I think the Demon King put it out there.

Anyone know where my phone went?
 
sorry needed too look up some stuff on breeding demons

on a completely unrelated note, is there a church around here?
 
Yeah, there's one upstairs.

Has anyone seen my pet koala?
 
I think he ran off with the llamas.

Anyone know who opened the trap door to the cellar?
 
I think it was the demon king.

Anyone know how I woke up with a full thick beard this morning when I just shaved last night?
 
I think that it's the wizard under the stairs thanking you for the pizza bagels.

Anyone know why there's still a little girl ghost in the well? I thought that we put her to rest a week ago.
 
I think we put her sister to rest, I kept telling you that they were twins, but nobody believed me.

Anyone know where I can get more pizza bagels for the wizard?
 
I think that there's a 7/11 down the road.

Anyone know what happened to the sister and how she ended up in the well?
 
I think she fell down the well.

Anyone want anything else from 7/11?
 
I think we need milk again.

Anyone know why there is a church upstairs?
 
I think someone moved it from down the street. (*gets pizza bagels and milk and comes back*)

How did the house get set on fire while I was gone?
 
Sorry! wasent shure how to use a flamethower

Anyway... anyone seen my flamethrower?
 
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