The Iwaku Mansion

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Who left the edibles out?
 
Well, that would be the witch. She kept mumbling about needing edibles for her potions.

So, what do you all think of the beard?
 
It's a pretty thick beard.

Anyone know who the guy in the suit and top hat is?
 
That's my friend Bob

So Uhhh...anyone know where I can find a grooming kit for the beard?
 
I think there's one in the bathroom.

Anyone know anything about the bright red room in the basement?
 
I think that's the murder scene of the old owner.

So, *strokes beard with brush from kit* why did you buy a haunted house?
 
I got it off of Craigslist from an old lady.

Who's baking cookies?
 
Same witch who does the potions.

So, how old does this beard make me look?
 
Around late 20s.

Anyone know anything about the bearded smelly guy?
 
That's the wizard who gave me the initial beard. Be nice to him.

So, anyone else see the floors move?
 
That's just a side effect from the graveyard in the basement.

Anyone smell flowers?
 
Oh yeah, my werewolf boyfriend loves wearing them in his hair.

Has anyone seen him by the way?
 
I think that he ran into the nearby village.

Anyone anything about the door that's nailed shut?
 
That's the front door....

Wait, who nailed us into the house?
 
Only the creepy little girl that kept asking us to play with her.

Say, didn't we burn that doll?
 
I think we burned the wrong doll.

Why are we burning dolls again?
 
Because the creepy girl nailed us into the house.

What color is my beard right now?
 
I think it's green.

Anyone know why the rocking chair is rocking itself?
 
Oh, that's just Grandpa's ghost.

So, does the green beard suit me or should I dye it a different color?
 
That green looks great on you.

Who's cooking meatloaf?
 
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