... So Mevelia sideeyes you with a 'wtf' expression and just sort of sighs in a 'wtf did I get myself into' sort of way, pressing her fingers to her temples. "I mean, bows work. Crossbows work. Magic works. Heck, you could probably throw something at one and down it. They're not that smart, y'know?"
Holy crap, new thought, someone throw me.