D, honey, if you want me to go back to sleep, then you need to shut up. I appreciate the fact that you don't hold it against/make fun of me for sleeping random hours (and why would you when you have your own sleep disorder?) but you need to start keeping your voice down. I've told you, I'm not like you or A who can sleep through anything - I can sleep through almost anything, except people talking. When people start talking around me, if I'm asleep, I'll instantly wake up. And you're loud, in fact you wake me up more often then not and I can never get back to sleep.
We've talked about this. I do my best to be quite when you're asleep so you promised to do the same. You were really good at being quiet in the mornings for a while, but then, I dunno, you forgot I guess? But please, either lower your voice or shut up.
EDIT: 'Sorry, I know. I know better than to do that'
I should hope so! We've been friends for ten years, A. You were there when everything with my dad went to hell and things came to light. You should know that throwing a punch at me - even if its a joke and doesn't even connect - will get that reaction.
Like, I'm sorry if that was a downer, I didn't mean for it to be and I know you were just kidding and not actually going to hit me (I mean, you went slo-mo for crying out loud and I know you would actually never), but it's also an automatic response so... *shrug* You're just lucky all I did was flinch a little and say (admittedly shaky) 'don't' instead of full out sobbing and asking what I did wrong.