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Khan of the Mardu
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After awhile, Neo only stopped her eye color shenanigans, stopping at her bright green to hold up a small notecard with jotted down handwriting.
How much did you get, Hajime?
"3,492 times was roughly the number of times that you changed eye colors, and you tended to favor the pink and brown shades," Hajime explained with a shrug. It seemed he wasn't exactly sure of the number, but it seemed he wasn't bothered one way or another.
"Huh?" Saitama only uttered with a surprised blink as Morrigan would cling onto him like a wet towel so suddenly. Awfully nice, she was. He was almost taken aback a little by it. Almost. Anyway, a succubus, huh? That sounds an awful lot like the word "seduce." If he didn't know any better... Oh, wait a minute.
Well, anyway.
"Saitama," the hero said upon being asked what his name was, "Nice to meet you too," he nodded, seemingly unfazed by Morrigan's feminine wiles for the time being, judging from his expression that remained neutral and composed even after coming into such close contact with the green-haired woman.
... Well, if nothing else, he could admit that her chest was pretty... uh, ample.
When Rita would arrive again, Saitama would give something of an irritated glance. What was she going on about now?
"Huh? What key? I dunno what you're talking about," Saitama would respond, deflecting the accusation without missing a beat, "Why would I want a key to anything anyway? I'm just here for the food. And the people, I guess."
And then Morrigan would start teasing him.
"Accused of being a thief and a pervert... I almost wish we went back to talking about my bald head. At least that part's true..." Saitama sighed in defeat.
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Hajime frowned as Saitama's mood dropped once again, directing his attention to him and Morrigan, "You okay there, Superman?" For now, he wouldn't say anything to the succubus herself, not wishing to start an argument if Saitama could handle it himself.
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