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There was a whisper in the air. A slight graze across your ears that slowly grew into a low hum. Hair standing on end, it was hard not to feel like something electric was in the air. As the hum reached its culmination, red sparks danced across the stage of the auditorium. In the centre of this phenomenon opened a portal of pure electricity, and soon a man was stepping free of its confines.
Cole MacGrath stepped on stage, his eyes ablaze with red hot fury. The humming stopped as he lifted his hands, as if he was some kind of conductor. The portal behind him exploded outward, letting off a great amount of force that pushed anyone else on stage right off.
"Christ," muttered the electromaster. "First basketball, now this?" He let out a heavy sigh. "... I'm really busy, huh?" Shrugging his shoulders, Cole casually pulled out a number of envelopes out of his pockets. He smiled broadly as he looked upon the name emblazoned upon the paper. "Fusion. Man, how appropriate that I'm presenting for that? No one better, in my opinion. No one else came out on top."
Pulling out the first slip of paper, Cole eyed the audience before him, feeling the unmistakable hunger that came with being around other powerful people. Cole wasn't here to feed, but he wasn't sure if he'd be able to help himself if someone were to be foolish enough to attack him. "I'll make this quick. Everyone ready for a lightning round?"
Cole read the paper intently. God, this award was boring. "So, what do you think best round of this mess was?"
The nominees are...
A Presidential Escape (Chapter Four) - Supernatural Guidance (Chapter Three) - The True Cultists (Chapter Six) - The Waiting Room (Prologue)
And the winner is...
[spoili]Supernatural Guidance (Chapter Three)[/spoili]
"That was the round when that bear appeared, wasn't it? Think that was a coincidence, or...?"
Well, yes, Monokuma made his Fusion début in this round, but it was also the round where the Neko-Arcs appeared. Clearly, they are the true winners here. Also, some people fought some ghosts and Wesker appeared??? Fusion was weird.
"Next up... Best NPC? Does anyone really care about these two-bit characters?"
The nominees are...
Chris Redfield - Kotomine - Monokuma - Ultibahara
And the winner is...
[spoili]Monokuma[/spoili]
"You know, never get the guy myself, but I can respect he's doing his own thing."
There really wasn't that many NPCs in Fusion to choose from here. Chris and Kotomine might as well have been player characters. Not sure what Ultibahara is doing here... Also, clear evidence that Monokuma is so lame and overused.
@Verite @Librarian Goat
"Following that is of course, Worst NPC. Which one got real pissed off at Nanami again? That was great."
The nominees are...
Freddy Fazbear - Librarian Cat - Ultibahara
And the winner is...
[spoili]Librarian Cat[/spoili]
"Wait, how many bears were in this game again?"
Well, I can't say the NPC Librarian Cat ended up doing much at all or being very important.
"Best Male Character is next. Now, I don't mean to brag, but..."
The nominees are...
Cole MacGrath - Ellis - Pietro - Reddington
And the winner is...
[spoili]Cole MacGrath[/spoili]
"... I totally mean to brag."
I'M VERY HAPPY COLE WAS MEMORABLE, THANK YOU. Ellis stands out for being one of the few games our dear Josh stayed more active than usual in too. As for Pietro... Well, I can tell Wedge put a lot of work into this one. Good job there.
Reddington... tried to kill himself at one point. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Josh M @Poe Dameron @BarrenThin
"Best Female Character follows that. You know, how about that girl I killed? Ha! I'd be down for that."
The nominees are...
Ellie - Nanami Yasuri - Patchouli - Shiemi
And the winner is...
[spoili]Nanami Yasuri[/spoili]
"... Well, I stole her powers and all. I'd call that a win by association."
Zio's most active game was Fusion, and it showed. His Nanami was a joy to read, both equally funny and badass too. From constantly voting the Prophet to this crazy post, Fusion was all the better for having Nanami around.
Patchouli, Pietro's partner throughout Fusion, turned out to be one of the cultists. She sort of got overshadowed by Hope in the battle of Cultists vs Everyone but she wasn't really there to fight anyway. She was there to find love, clearly. Also, Shiemi got drunk with Quote, I think???
I may have had Ellie killed at the end of the game. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Unagi @The Great Detective @CCC Kouhai
"Best Character. I know where this one is going."
The nominees are...
Arya Stark - Cell - Cole MacGrath - Pietro
And the winner is...
[spoili]Cole MacGrath[/spoili]
"Yup."
Cole probably only won this for killing Ellie at the end but hey, thanks.
Honestly, I as a little surprised Arya didn't get any nominations for best female character. Guess after she went ahead and got herself executed, people stopped paying much attention. As for Cell, well, I have to thank him for not selling Cole out. VILLAIN BROS.
@Krieg
"Best Traitor. Ha! This is a joke, right?"
The nominees are...
Cell - Cole MacGrath - Rose Wilson - Trina
And the winner is...
[spoili]Cole MacGrath[/spoili]
"Come on, wake me up when I stop winning shit."
What I said above still stands.
I mean, Rose fell way under the radar and Trina's player was banned mid-game, so... Cell had that boss fight, but it was Cole who ended up killing him, after all.
@Raven
"Wow, Saddest Death. Worst award yet. I wouldn't get worked up about one little death-- they happen all the time around here."
The nominees are...
Ellie's death at the hands of Cole - Elizabeth Keen's execution - Patchouli's sacrifice - Tails being hung
And the winner is...
[spoili]Ellie's death at the hands of Cole[/spoili]
"It really was sad how easy that was."
COLE STRIKES AGAIN
Elizabeth's death is notable for causing Reddington to sort of spiral into depression and kill himself. Or attempt to kill himself. Who knows.
I'm not sure how sad Tail's death was when it spawned this image...
@Bomb
"Oh, here we go. A real waste of time. Time to find out who got Best Romance. Who comes up with these awards?"
The nominees are...
Ellie x Arya - Ellis x Mulan - Pietro x Patchouli
And the winner is...
[spoili]Ellis x Mulan[/spoili]
"Did anyone really care?"
They may have not worked out in the end, but Ellis warmed our hearts by trying his best.
Ellie and Arya kissed and then Arya got executed. Then they reunited and Cole killed Ellie. Than Arya joined the Arch Demon. A story of true love.
@Mari
"Of all the moments, which was the Greatest Moment...? ... I really don't have anything to say at this point."
The nominees are...
Cole killing Ellie - Kotomine punching down the door that everyone else is trying to unlock via puzzles - Cell attacking the group and Cole taking Nanami's powers - Ultibahara Fight Scene
And the winner is...
[spoili]Cell attacking the group and Cole taking Nanami's powers[/spoili]
"Real bottom of the barrel awards here. Not that this wasn't the greatest moment, though."
Kotomine punches lots of doors, doesn't he.
"Okay, uh... Most McFucked Up Moment. The hell is a mcfuck?"
The nominees are...
Cole killing Ellie - The appearance of the Crossed and Wesker - The reveal that the Prophet was Freddy - Ultibahara's creation
And the winner is...
[spoili]The reveal that the Prophet was Freddy[/spoili]
"Oh, yeah. That happened. Fuck whatever I did-- That was just messed up."
I think the fact that the same Freddy Fazbear who raped characters in one MG went on to host another MG to be one of the strangest pieces of canon to grace our RPs.
Once he had finished his last award, Cole yawned dramatically and set fire to the envelopes. At least no one could tell him he didn't keep promises.
"Yeah, that just about killed me. I'm out."
The man, the legend... disappeared in a flash of light. Probably to go and play basketball.
Cole MacGrath stepped on stage, his eyes ablaze with red hot fury. The humming stopped as he lifted his hands, as if he was some kind of conductor. The portal behind him exploded outward, letting off a great amount of force that pushed anyone else on stage right off.
"Christ," muttered the electromaster. "First basketball, now this?" He let out a heavy sigh. "... I'm really busy, huh?" Shrugging his shoulders, Cole casually pulled out a number of envelopes out of his pockets. He smiled broadly as he looked upon the name emblazoned upon the paper. "Fusion. Man, how appropriate that I'm presenting for that? No one better, in my opinion. No one else came out on top."
Pulling out the first slip of paper, Cole eyed the audience before him, feeling the unmistakable hunger that came with being around other powerful people. Cole wasn't here to feed, but he wasn't sure if he'd be able to help himself if someone were to be foolish enough to attack him. "I'll make this quick. Everyone ready for a lightning round?"
Cole read the paper intently. God, this award was boring. "So, what do you think best round of this mess was?"
The nominees are...
A Presidential Escape (Chapter Four) - Supernatural Guidance (Chapter Three) - The True Cultists (Chapter Six) - The Waiting Room (Prologue)
And the winner is...
[spoili]Supernatural Guidance (Chapter Three)[/spoili]
"That was the round when that bear appeared, wasn't it? Think that was a coincidence, or...?"
Well, yes, Monokuma made his Fusion début in this round, but it was also the round where the Neko-Arcs appeared. Clearly, they are the true winners here. Also, some people fought some ghosts and Wesker appeared??? Fusion was weird.
"Next up... Best NPC? Does anyone really care about these two-bit characters?"
The nominees are...
Chris Redfield - Kotomine - Monokuma - Ultibahara
And the winner is...
[spoili]Monokuma[/spoili]
"You know, never get the guy myself, but I can respect he's doing his own thing."
There really wasn't that many NPCs in Fusion to choose from here. Chris and Kotomine might as well have been player characters. Not sure what Ultibahara is doing here... Also, clear evidence that Monokuma is so lame and overused.
@Verite @Librarian Goat
"Following that is of course, Worst NPC. Which one got real pissed off at Nanami again? That was great."
The nominees are...
Freddy Fazbear - Librarian Cat - Ultibahara
And the winner is...
[spoili]Librarian Cat[/spoili]
"Wait, how many bears were in this game again?"
Well, I can't say the NPC Librarian Cat ended up doing much at all or being very important.
"Best Male Character is next. Now, I don't mean to brag, but..."
The nominees are...
Cole MacGrath - Ellis - Pietro - Reddington
And the winner is...
[spoili]Cole MacGrath[/spoili]
"... I totally mean to brag."
I'M VERY HAPPY COLE WAS MEMORABLE, THANK YOU. Ellis stands out for being one of the few games our dear Josh stayed more active than usual in too. As for Pietro... Well, I can tell Wedge put a lot of work into this one. Good job there.
Reddington... tried to kill himself at one point. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Josh M @Poe Dameron @BarrenThin
"Best Female Character follows that. You know, how about that girl I killed? Ha! I'd be down for that."
The nominees are...
Ellie - Nanami Yasuri - Patchouli - Shiemi
And the winner is...
[spoili]Nanami Yasuri[/spoili]
"... Well, I stole her powers and all. I'd call that a win by association."
Zio's most active game was Fusion, and it showed. His Nanami was a joy to read, both equally funny and badass too. From constantly voting the Prophet to this crazy post, Fusion was all the better for having Nanami around.
Patchouli, Pietro's partner throughout Fusion, turned out to be one of the cultists. She sort of got overshadowed by Hope in the battle of Cultists vs Everyone but she wasn't really there to fight anyway. She was there to find love, clearly. Also, Shiemi got drunk with Quote, I think???
I may have had Ellie killed at the end of the game. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Unagi @The Great Detective @CCC Kouhai
"Best Character. I know where this one is going."
The nominees are...
Arya Stark - Cell - Cole MacGrath - Pietro
And the winner is...
[spoili]Cole MacGrath[/spoili]
"Yup."
Cole probably only won this for killing Ellie at the end but hey, thanks.
Honestly, I as a little surprised Arya didn't get any nominations for best female character. Guess after she went ahead and got herself executed, people stopped paying much attention. As for Cell, well, I have to thank him for not selling Cole out. VILLAIN BROS.
@Krieg
"Best Traitor. Ha! This is a joke, right?"
The nominees are...
Cell - Cole MacGrath - Rose Wilson - Trina
And the winner is...
[spoili]Cole MacGrath[/spoili]
"Come on, wake me up when I stop winning shit."
What I said above still stands.
I mean, Rose fell way under the radar and Trina's player was banned mid-game, so... Cell had that boss fight, but it was Cole who ended up killing him, after all.
@Raven
"Wow, Saddest Death. Worst award yet. I wouldn't get worked up about one little death-- they happen all the time around here."
The nominees are...
Ellie's death at the hands of Cole - Elizabeth Keen's execution - Patchouli's sacrifice - Tails being hung
And the winner is...
[spoili]Ellie's death at the hands of Cole[/spoili]
"It really was sad how easy that was."
COLE STRIKES AGAIN
Elizabeth's death is notable for causing Reddington to sort of spiral into depression and kill himself. Or attempt to kill himself. Who knows.
I'm not sure how sad Tail's death was when it spawned this image...
@Bomb
"Oh, here we go. A real waste of time. Time to find out who got Best Romance. Who comes up with these awards?"
The nominees are...
Ellie x Arya - Ellis x Mulan - Pietro x Patchouli
And the winner is...
[spoili]Ellis x Mulan[/spoili]
"Did anyone really care?"
They may have not worked out in the end, but Ellis warmed our hearts by trying his best.
Ellie and Arya kissed and then Arya got executed. Then they reunited and Cole killed Ellie. Than Arya joined the Arch Demon. A story of true love.
@Mari
"Of all the moments, which was the Greatest Moment...? ... I really don't have anything to say at this point."
The nominees are...
Cole killing Ellie - Kotomine punching down the door that everyone else is trying to unlock via puzzles - Cell attacking the group and Cole taking Nanami's powers - Ultibahara Fight Scene
And the winner is...
[spoili]Cell attacking the group and Cole taking Nanami's powers[/spoili]
"Real bottom of the barrel awards here. Not that this wasn't the greatest moment, though."
Kotomine punches lots of doors, doesn't he.
"Okay, uh... Most McFucked Up Moment. The hell is a mcfuck?"
The nominees are...
Cole killing Ellie - The appearance of the Crossed and Wesker - The reveal that the Prophet was Freddy - Ultibahara's creation
And the winner is...
[spoili]The reveal that the Prophet was Freddy[/spoili]
"Oh, yeah. That happened. Fuck whatever I did-- That was just messed up."
I think the fact that the same Freddy Fazbear who raped characters in one MG went on to host another MG to be one of the strangest pieces of canon to grace our RPs.
Once he had finished his last award, Cole yawned dramatically and set fire to the envelopes. At least no one could tell him he didn't keep promises.
"Yeah, that just about killed me. I'm out."
The man, the legend... disappeared in a flash of light. Probably to go and play basketball.
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