Magical Vending Machine

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get Donald Trump for president.

I insert President Bernie Sanders.

 

[☆Luna☆]

You get Donald Trump for president.

I insert President Bernie Sanders.

You feel the Bern. +5 Intelligence.

I insert a token.

 

[Grothnor]

You gain +1 lives.

I insert a third season.

 

[Minerva]

A third season of what?

I insert a radio playing NPR.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You are now on NSA's watchlist.

I insert a stick.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

I get a wand. Lol

I insert a lolipop.

 

[Minerva]

You get a slightly sticky stick.

I insert England's current state.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get Spongegar memes and jokes about Trump.

I insert a British Pound.

 

[Minerva]

You are no longer a member of the European Union.

I insert the Berlin Wall.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

Gorbatsjov tears it down, and a thug spray paints in your face.

I insert political issues of tomorrow.

 

[Minerva]

Gorbatsjov tears it down, and a thug spray paints in your face.

I insert political issues of tomorrow.

You get the correct spelling of "Gorbachev". :|

I insert a Möbius Strip.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get the correct spelling of "Gorbachev". :|

I insert a Möbius Strip.

You get the irony of your last post.

I insert a mathematical impossibility.

 

[Minerva]

You get the irony of your last post.

I insert a mathematical impossibility.

You get corrected

I insert Murphy's Law.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get corrected

I insert Murphy's Law.

You get the realization that people spell the name differently in different languages.

I insert existentialism.

 

[foodforpigs]

You get a freed Will Freed.

I insert two shakes of vodka, stirred.

 

[Minerva]

You get shot by Sean Connery's Bond.

I insert the original Bond novels.

 

[kixinorbit]

You receive kittens. Everywhere!

I insert a disgruntled Betta fish.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a disgruntled woman back.

I insert a penny.

 

[Minerva]

The penny immediately drops into the coin return slot.

I insert a sour apple gumball.

 

[Lysander]

You receive a granny smith apple.

I insert a taxidermied dog.